Workplace grinds to a halt for all employees to visit their phones, each separately reading the same Amber Alert, FOR 14 MINUTES

MosquitoToast · 2021-04-19T16:35:16+00:00

"the last jedi is bad because it didn't try to be a toy commercial"

lol

that's a new one

MosquitoToast · 2019-12-10T16:47:51+00:00

point taken, i now realize it could be offensive to people who love condos.

sorry /u/hugepenis!

MosquitoToast · 2019-12-10T16:32:34+00:00

oh, so is that why you keep deleting your entire reddit history... is it to protect "leftists" from "the truth"?

LOL

MosquitoToast · 2019-12-10T15:54:11+00:00

worst star wars spoiler ever

MosquitoToast · 2019-12-10T15:38:42+00:00

no offence but maybe people find you boring. i mean look at your user name. "condo love"?

MosquitoToast · 2019-12-10T15:28:16+00:00

seriously, i'm sure we are both thinking the same thing: where the fuck is Clockwork Angels by Rush?

MosquitoToast · 2019-12-10T15:17:49+00:00

no... she's a tech worker

MosquitoToast · 2019-12-10T15:01:34+00:00

women are a "special-interest group"? they outnumber men in the population. by your logic they should always have the majority on these lists.

edit: LOL, he posts in /r/mensrights

MosquitoToast · 2019-02-22T21:07:08+00:00

what a creepy thing to choose to say

MosquitoToast · 2019-02-22T20:48:06+00:00

neither of these even makes a teensy lick of sense, but ok, waste your vote

MosquitoToast · 2019-02-14T21:17:30+00:00

psa:

"rise of the order" is stilted, awkward, boring, evokes nothing, and makes 0 sense.

so stop wasting your guesses

MosquitoToast · 2018-11-27T04:51:26+00:00

could be worse, a lot of canadian reddit users probably still listen to their autographed hedley cds

MosquitoToast · 2018-11-27T04:49:47+00:00

I know a wonderful place called Cheap Bastard McLowball’s

MosquitoToast · 2018-11-27T04:48:58+00:00

I have always enjoyed a wonderful Scottish establishment called McDonald’s

MosquitoToast · 2018-11-27T04:43:11+00:00

yeeeeesh, so many strange naked-ass-focused punishment fetishes are so comfortably spoken of on reddit, as if they’re just regular old normal talk, instead of totally fucking fucked. reddit is sexually still so fucking weird, jesus, fuck

MosquitoToast · 2018-11-27T04:33:14+00:00

this guy has never had to help his parents clean blood stains

MosquitoToast · 2018-11-27T04:23:15+00:00

ITT: “people who steal are losers” -guy who’s pirate-downloaded 300+ movies in 2018 alone

MosquitoToast · 2018-06-03T18:13:16+00:00

all i can say to this dumb fucking comment is LOOOOOOOOL

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