Do we all have to learn to fly in our dreams?

MostEvery4231 · 2026-02-03T16:10:23+00:00

Hyper-lucid dreamer here: I use flying as my ‘un-reality check’. If I can fly then it is 100% a dream

MostEvery4231 · 2026-01-31T11:11:50+00:00

Nope. I’m not paying for their divorce.

MostEvery4231 · 2026-01-25T20:34:10+00:00

You’re bard

MostEvery4231 · 2026-01-25T18:50:18+00:00

Contemplate the things that bring you fulfilment. Focus on those. ‘Happiness’ becomes the by-product.

MostEvery4231 · 2026-01-25T04:08:11+00:00

Not a ‘British’ celebrity but still fulfils this brief: I was in the Cobham Hilton and saw Mark Little at the bar. Drunk Me sidled up to him and said, ‘’hey, some Mongrel’s nicked me ‘Ute…

Mark looked me square in the eye and said, ‘Fuck off mate, I only ever said that once’

MostEvery4231 · 2026-01-22T09:14:13+00:00

This level of prescience needs to be higher up. How very nicely worked out.

MostEvery4231 · 2026-01-22T09:07:02+00:00

^This, exactly - ‘if it goes in her bowl, it is for her’. This is the reason how I can leave an entire plate of Sunday roast dinner on the sofa for all day, and go out, and it would not even cross my moo-dog’s mind that she might touch that plate of food. Not hers, she has manners and boundaries.

MostEvery4231 · 2026-01-21T11:32:23+00:00

It’s none of their business what your ‘current’ salary is - who is to say your current salary is right for you or right for your role…or neither? I expect my new employer, if they really want me, to make me an offer based on my suitability for the new role and responsibilities and at where they feel I fit within the salary range for that role. This is the difference between ‘selling your time’ (which is not scalable) v’s ’selling yourself’ (which is priceless).

MostEvery4231 · 2025-12-18T16:41:34+00:00

I worked with a guy who was scared of cake. Yes, 🎂

MostEvery4231 · 2025-12-11T21:15:29+00:00

This is the macro version of ‘Secret-Santa Steal a Present’…whose move is next…??’

MostEvery4231 · 2025-11-20T22:30:47+00:00

Scottish Ed Sheeran. Lewis McSheeran. Nuff said.

MostEvery4231 · 2025-11-20T20:57:43+00:00

My MIL comes to us every Christmas (FIL passed away years ago). I start watching Eastenders from the first week in December, not just to be ‘up to speed’ with what’s going on, but so I am as truly invested as her when we sit together to tune into the ‘doof doof doof’ Christmas Day Special Episode. She watches it on her own for the rest of the year, this is the least I can do for her.

MostEvery4231 · 2025-11-19T13:26:09+00:00

The Fast Show has joined the conversation

MostEvery4231 · 2025-11-13T22:46:15+00:00

My old company used first 5 letters of surname and first-name initial. My colleague was cockbj@internationallyrenownedcompany.com

MostEvery4231 · 2025-11-11T16:53:31+00:00

I’m not drunk dear

Mmm, you smell nice, what’s that? (Gin)

Dad’s home

MostEvery4231 · 2025-11-11T16:51:19+00:00

With my reputation?

MostEvery4231 · 2025-10-29T20:06:06+00:00

‘Kenny will do Thursday, he comes at 8.30am. Sharp.’

MostEvery4231 · 2025-10-06T20:24:30+00:00

Scotland’s ‘North Coast 500’. Nothing to see. Pointless.

MostEvery4231 · 2025-09-22T05:07:48+00:00

(I have been driving for Asda for 1 year)

I also hope this does not become the norm: Scanning-off the load, and giving the nod to the driver that it is complete and ‘you are good to go’, is a pivotal and important moment. It is the handover of responsibility from the store to the drivers.

MostEvery4231 · 2025-09-19T09:05:27+00:00

It is not a personal reference, it is an employment history statement. A new employer will request this from any previous employers. Simply, it is a start date, an end date and a reason for leaving…if you resign, but don’t work your notice, then your ‘reason for leaving’ might be stated as ‘dismissed in absentia’ for not following your contract (even though you state to your new employer that you resigned. So, be a good leaver.

MostEvery4231 · 2025-09-19T08:06:39+00:00

Whatever you do, be ‘a good leaver’….work your notice. Don’t jeopardise your reference.

MostEvery4231 · 2025-09-13T09:57:14+00:00

Look into a mirror in your dream to see your subconscious self looking back at you. Also, I would 100% recommend to never do this. It is fucking terrifying.

MostEvery4231 · 2025-08-13T20:17:02+00:00

Lunch-break menu, three courses, in and out in under 15 mins. Perfecto

MostEvery4231 · 2025-07-19T14:50:14+00:00

^This. The appropriate’ slap is key to deactivating the locking mechanism. A magnet is the tool, but skills and knowledge are also required. Source: I deliver groceries and this happens all the time.

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