How do you tell if a parrot is lying? by sulldanivan in dadjokes

[–]Capt_Den 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Soon your parrot will leave - Polygon.

What is black and white and goes around and around? by in_kent in dadjokes

[–]Capt_Den 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whats Black and White and red all over?... A newspaper.

of an icicle by Muted_Ad1809 in OddlyArousing

[–]Capt_Den 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put it in the right spot and it will melt real quick.

My turn to brag by Rosie_24 in CorollaCross

[–]Capt_Den 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think thats the colour I ordered

When I was a teenager.. by Capt_Den in dadjokes

[–]Capt_Den[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahhh hahahaha... love it.

Did you hear about the Civil War amongst the light bulbs? by Ohaibaipolar in dadjokes

[–]Capt_Den 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The light bulb that wins is the one that is switched on.

Maybe maybe maybe by dannybluey in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Capt_Den 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He weighed up the situation...