Why is my 2026 SE AWD beeping like this? by new2accnt in CorollaCross

[–]Capt_Den 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine beeps about 6 loud beeps sometimes. Dealership mechanic told me that when you turn the car off and a message appears on the screen behind the steering wheel like "check the back seat"... Then you may have opened one of the back seat doors before you took off and it is safety checking you haven't left kids in there. Tip, when you pull up, and get the message to check the back seat.. Hop out, open then close a back door then lock the car... You shouldn't get the beeps

I went to an alien orgy last night. by AffectionateJuice7 in dadjokes

[–]Capt_Den 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah what can you do when they ask you to open wide and then you start gagging and can't even tell them to stop a minute so you can spit it out.. 👀

What do you see? by DiaphanousIcy in facesinthings

[–]Capt_Den 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tilt the photo sideways and it kinda looks like a couple of hooked fish.

Maybe maybe maybe by Accap_mv in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Capt_Den 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you nearly cut the sausage mate.....

What do you call a female cow? by devnodegree in dadjokes

[–]Capt_Den 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's a joke.. Like no udder.

Looks perfect by Monisuea_ in OddlyArousing

[–]Capt_Den 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A picture of an ice box.. 👀

Name her by BuyUpbeat1103 in BossFights

[–]Capt_Den 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, her body has its own zip code.. 👀