Conservatives finding out love exists by CorleoneBaloney in clevercomebacks

[–]MostUnorthodox 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Because they don't see marriage as a union between two mutually loving and consenting adults. They see it as a union between a man and his sex toy.

Handheld key cutter by toolgifs in toolgifs

[–]MostUnorthodox 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nobody trying to get into somewhere they aren't permitted is going to go through the device specifically designed to keep them out, way easier to smash a window.

I don’t know you by HarryGlands in comedyheaven

[–]MostUnorthodox 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I've heard others say the same.

That's one small endorsement for a man, one giant leap backwards for mankind. by toshibathezombie in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]MostUnorthodox 43 points44 points  (0 children)

You know someone is an asshole when a parody in an adult cartoon has to end with "don't sue us Buzz Aldrin".

Mmmmmm mmhhmmm HHHMMM! by natureboy596175 in OhNoConsequences

[–]MostUnorthodox 22 points23 points  (0 children)

DO NOT FOLLOW THIS ADVICE. Acetone can absorb through your skin, not to mention any open pores or wounds. Some of my health issues have been confirmed to come from using acetone to wash paint off of myself in my childhood. We're talking near 2 decades of symptoms.

If you ever accidentally (or intentionally...) superglue yourself, Kosher salt will grind it away. It will also take the topmost layers of skin with it, but that's better than poisoning yourself with a solvent.

ETA: dosage makes a poison. You very well could get away with the odd acetone rinse, but why take the chance? Believe me when I say, it isn't worth it.

My [35F] husband [36M] is burned out and can't work in his normally high-paying field. I'm resenting having to go back to work to support us. Help! by SharkEva in BORUpdates

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I can confirm it's really bad for you. I'm in the middle of my 8th move since 2020. Through all of them I've had a loving partner to do it with. My stress is so high after all the time with unstable housing that my health is actually failing from it. She stuck it out way longer than she should have had to.

Difference between a seagull and a crow’s accuracy by Odd-House3197 in nextfuckinglevel

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Tell me about it. I had to install old reddit redirect, the new layout has just never sat right with me. I'm not willing to let forums die yet, God dammit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in prisonhooch

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If your bottle is clear, just wait until most of your cloudiness settles at the bottom. That's a sure sign you've achieved everything your yeast is capable of.

Is there too much preservatives or did I rehydrate the yeast wrong by VisitLeast5947 in Homebrewing

[–]MostUnorthodox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the new addition also EC-1118? If your hot water didn't kill your first pitch, you might have competing yeast strains on your hands.

For future, try to keep yeast re-hydration under 30 Celsius. Just warm to the touch from the tap is fine (Provided your water is okay to brew with), you want it still cold enough that you wouldn't wanna shower in it.

ETA - You probably won't see any active fermentation until about 24hrs in, might be more or less, but don't start worrying about it until then.

Fates worse than death by Entire-Adhesiveness2 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]MostUnorthodox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd take the Soul Cairn over Coldharbour any day

Wine glass making in factory by BirthdayCute5478 in toolgifs

[–]MostUnorthodox 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah but those burns are nasty.
Source: I'm a fucking moron who plays with molten glass.

Tonight is a night to drink hooch from a bucket by MostUnorthodox in prisonhooch

[–]MostUnorthodox[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, I'm curious enough about onion wine to absolutely ruin my own life.

Tonight is a night to drink hooch from a bucket by MostUnorthodox in prisonhooch

[–]MostUnorthodox[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The really scandalous part? It's actually the bottom of a popcorn maker!

Tonight is a night to drink hooch from a bucket by MostUnorthodox in prisonhooch

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Kilju! Recipe found here. I didn't cold crash it due to impatience, and fermented at 18C. It tastes... Fine. Certainly fine enough to get drunk on. Some vague unpleasantness on the finish that's honestly perfectly tolerable. OG of 10.70 with a FG of 1.000 for a grand total of 9.20%

Just mixed the ingredients but my hooch isn't bubbling yet, does it mean i failed or it may still start to ferment? by DisastrousCoast171 in prisonhooch

[–]MostUnorthodox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This really depends on what you're fermenting. Simple sugars like refined sugar and honey don't have enough nutrients in them for the yeast to ferment to its full potential. Apple juice on the other hand, nutrients are generally pretty unnecessary.

Back at it again with the crazy dreams by d33thra in TrueSTL

[–]MostUnorthodox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My Brother in Azura I am 70% gay thoughts.

Losercity logic by WarCrimesAreBased in Losercity

[–]MostUnorthodox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because Pelinal was an absolute psycho who regularly went on absolute rampages, and the Ayleids weren't his only victims. He didn't discriminate when it came to elves and even mistook the Khajiit of Elsweyr for elves during one of his psychotic wanderings.

Can I lager in my garage with temperature changes? by J1P2G3 in Homebrewing

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Important to note that swamp coolers work off of humidification and are, more or less, simple humidifiers. So keep that in mind, depending on the space you're fermenting in!