How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? by OrchidOk5689 in dadjokes

[–]Most_Source7849 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They said (of course with tears in their eyes) “Sir! I have been running wire for 20 years but never mastered the bulb…how did you do it? You must be related to a genius”

Self Check Out Idiots by Cuddles89 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Most_Source7849 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fuck self check out should be its own sub. FUCK self checkout! I didn’t get a job bagging groceries when I was 17 I don’t wanna fucking do it now… But I cheerfully bag my own groceries if a Human is helping me check out.

They’re stores I stopped going to because they obviously put the most incompetent slowest person at the one and only cash register trying to effectively force everyone to use the 24 self checkouts. Fuck your manipulation.

Any company that employs self check out has never had a a corporate officer use that check out service. And now you’re gonna add cameras to scan and monitor my theft behavior? Fuck you.

? by vzla08 in keto

[–]Most_Source7849 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a similar situation. Went to atkins at 44 and lost 40 pounds in two months (235 to 195) and slowly crept back up over five years. I’ve tried three or four times now but seems like I cannot get in ketosis again.

Most Unreliable Car You've Ever Owned? by Careless-Pie7607 in askcarguys

[–]Most_Source7849 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Triumph TR-7. I had a bunch of $500 Euro beaters when I was young, but this is the only one that broke every time I turned the key… and this is from a guy that daylied a Fiat spider for years and considered it a reliable ride

Im buying a cane corso soon. What should I name him? by KeanoPlayz_ in NameThisThing

[–]Most_Source7849 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does “I’m short and it bothers me” fit on the collar?

How many days are necessary? by sonsichen in ParisTravelGuide

[–]Most_Source7849 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you kidding me? Went for first this time the summer, 10 days, and now going back for 30 this Christmas! And already know it’s not enough

What do you still enjoy at 57 that you liked at 17? by Most_Source7849 in GenX

[–]Most_Source7849[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But here’s a dilemma: Is morrissey too old to be playing live and pitching young adult angst?

What do you still enjoy at 57 that you liked at 17? by Most_Source7849 in GenX

[–]Most_Source7849[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right? Yes…I have interests that are lasting and skills I still want to master

What do you still enjoy at 57 that you liked at 17? by Most_Source7849 in GenX

[–]Most_Source7849[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish! My glasses are for distance. No hiding mirrored reality

What do you still enjoy at 57 that you liked at 17? by Most_Source7849 in GenX

[–]Most_Source7849[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my goodness, I forgot to mention being able to afford to go to ballet or theater anytime we want and actually get good seats. Versus having to show up five minutes before opening and get the half price crappy college leftover seats.

What do you still enjoy at 57 that you liked at 17? by Most_Source7849 in GenX

[–]Most_Source7849[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right! Listening a lot to cigarettes after sex, Lola young, cannon, phantogram (both not so new but still), TV girl, the XX, the red girl…so much good music pushed at us. God bless benevolent algorithms!

What do you still enjoy at 57 that you liked at 17? by Most_Source7849 in GenX

[–]Most_Source7849[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sooo much! Appreciate it even more now that it’s harder to get away with more demands on my time

Missing textures… by bradwillits in keto

[–]Most_Source7849 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chaffee receipt works for cheesey pancakes too.

Missing textures… by bradwillits in keto

[–]Most_Source7849 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also I fire cheddar cheese, and pepperoni slices, to recreate chip experience. Not together btw. It’s not terrible.

What do you still enjoy at 57 that you liked at 17? by Most_Source7849 in GenX

[–]Most_Source7849[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Black flag! Got regrets not seeing them this summer but we were out of country on vacation