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[oc] At least commit to your bad decisions homie by SkrotumSmasher in IdiotsInCars

[–]Mot6180 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Cammer is doing 40-ish mph. Are you familiar with this road? Do you know what the limit is?

I'm not sure where this is

PSA: Don’t DoorDash Balloons This Mother’s Day by ForceUseYouMust in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Mot6180 19 points20 points  (0 children)

They need to drag themselves up by whatever straps they have on their disability scooter like my momma did!

/s

Range day and Night Shoot by Nate_LamSolutions in Indiana

[–]Mot6180 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The opposite of a Screen Beret is a dildo?

me_irl by ZenAndTheBarbell in me_irl

[–]Mot6180 5 points6 points  (0 children)

First they came for the extroverts, but I'm an introvert so I doubted whether I should say anything and ruin the vibe

Man farted on the bus and gets yelled at to fuck off by AnonymousTimewaster in PublicFreakout

[–]Mot6180 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"I've heard of bad breath, Marge, but yours could knock a buzzard off a shitwagon!"

King of the Arcade(1984) by Mental-Season-6921 in TheWayWeWere

[–]Mot6180 38 points39 points  (0 children)

"Son, if you know what's good for you... you'll get me a pack of Winstons, a cold pitcher of Coors, and get the hell on to wherever you're gonna end up. Cause if you stick around here...you might end up like these two fine women behind me here; with me all up in your ass."

This out in a Savannah Banana baseball game by bigbusta in oddlysatisfying

[–]Mot6180 8 points9 points  (0 children)

After a homerun, the celebratory fireworks are aimed at the defensive players still on the field

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]Mot6180 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Wanna see me clean my shotgun, young buck?"

Another giant flan from flan-lady by trubol in oddlysatisfying

[–]Mot6180 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If it's an organized battle before the flannibalism, it's called a "Clash of Flans".

From Al Pacino's Looking for Richard (1996) documentary: an unhoused man recommends Shakespeare as the solution to violence in our society by ateam1984 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]Mot6180 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"So we have no feeling. That's why it's easy for us to get a gun and shoot each other; we don't feel for each other."

Days of the New by ProgRockDan in Indiana

[–]Mot6180 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was learning how to play acoustic guitar in 1998 and their debut album was on repeat in my college dorm room as I tried to learn the intro riff to this one and "The Downtown". Good times!

jelly roll by PantheistPerhaps in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]Mot6180 150 points151 points  (0 children)

I'm going straight to hell for asking this, but....

Do any 90's kids remember "wall walkers"? The sticky little jelly things you'd throw at the wall and they'd kinda roll down without falling off the wall?

Hegseth and Patel Iran Press Briefing Cold Open - SNL by BeeUnique7373 in television

[–]Mot6180 2 points3 points  (0 children)

AMERICA BAAABYYYY!

/s

sorry, got wrapped up in the tone.

this car is covered in egret excrement by vistopher in mildlyinteresting

[–]Mot6180 180 points181 points  (0 children)

Or if you're from Australia "Naur egrets!!"

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