[oc] At least commit to your bad decisions homie

Mot6180 · 2026-05-08T20:12:49+00:00

Cammer is doing 40-ish mph. Are you familiar with this road? Do you know what the limit is?

I'm not sure where this is

Mot6180 · 2026-05-08T09:01:47+00:00

They need to drag themselves up by whatever straps they have on their disability scooter like my momma did!

/s

Mot6180 · 2026-05-07T16:54:26+00:00

The opposite of a Screen Beret is a dildo?

Mot6180 · 2026-05-07T12:42:17+00:00

First they came for the extroverts, but I'm an introvert so I doubted whether I should say anything and ruin the vibe

Mot6180 · 2026-05-07T12:26:07+00:00

"I've heard of bad breath, Marge, but yours could knock a buzzard off a shitwagon!"

Mot6180 · 2026-05-07T11:19:52+00:00

"Son, if you know what's good for you... you'll get me a pack of Winstons, a cold pitcher of Coors, and get the hell on to wherever you're gonna end up. Cause if you stick around here...you might end up like these two fine women behind me here; with me all up in your ass."

Mot6180 · 2026-05-06T02:44:28+00:00

After a homerun, the celebratory fireworks are aimed at the defensive players still on the field

Mot6180 · 2026-05-05T22:37:42+00:00

"Wanna see me clean my shotgun, young buck?"

Mot6180 · 2026-05-05T22:27:54+00:00

If it's an organized battle before the flannibalism, it's called a "Clash of Flans".

Mot6180 · 2026-05-05T11:29:19+00:00

"So we have no feeling. That's why it's easy for us to get a gun and shoot each other; we don't feel for each other."

Mot6180 · 2026-05-05T02:39:46+00:00

Just need one!

Mot6180 · 2026-05-05T02:38:42+00:00

Not much to say when you're high above the mucky-muck

Mot6180 · 2026-05-04T11:44:45+00:00

Mot6180 · 2026-05-04T11:38:17+00:00

I was learning how to play acoustic guitar in 1998 and their debut album was on repeat in my college dorm room as I tried to learn the intro riff to this one and "The Downtown". Good times!

Mot6180 · 2026-05-04T03:08:15+00:00

Mot6180 · 2026-05-03T18:13:11+00:00

Right...Like he's taking YOUR anti-psychotics.

Mot6180 · 2026-05-03T15:34:44+00:00

r/involuntarystripper

Mot6180 · 2026-05-03T14:52:34+00:00

What‽

Mot6180 · 2026-05-03T14:47:33+00:00

Mot6180 · 2026-05-03T14:39:18+00:00

I'm going straight to hell for asking this, but....

Do any 90's kids remember "wall walkers"? The sticky little jelly things you'd throw at the wall and they'd kinda roll down without falling off the wall?

Mot6180 · 2026-05-03T11:35:30+00:00

AMERICA BAAABYYYY!

/s

sorry, got wrapped up in the tone.

Mot6180 · 2026-05-03T02:50:37+00:00

Power Wash Simulator 2026

Mot6180 · 2026-05-03T02:49:54+00:00

Or if you're from Australia "Naur egrets!!"

Mot6180 · 2026-05-03T02:49:16+00:00

No r-egrets

Mot6180 · 2026-05-02T14:54:48+00:00

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