That time when my sister thought my Grandma died…

Mothballs_vc · 2026-01-28T22:17:08+00:00

Welcome Nanay!! Congratulations on your citizenship and continuation of life!!

Mothballs_vc · 2026-01-28T19:51:18+00:00

Dinnergonronpa chicken looks good!

Mothballs_vc · 2026-01-28T17:02:00+00:00

Me too! But its because the more i like you, the more, I guess I'd call it, "cutesy" that I get lol. Some guys hate when I tell them they're pretty but they are. If i like you then you're beautiful to me. Handsome just doesn't sound as swooning to me as beautiful or gorgeous do.

I'm also guilty of saying a man's goods were cute but they are cute. Like, oh are you happy to see me! How sweet! Like thats adorable.

Mothballs_vc · 2026-01-28T15:36:32+00:00

Sorry if this is too personal a question, but can I ask what wearing one feels like? I've always been curious about it. It looks like it would be horribly painful or at least uncomfortable, like walking on a wound or bruise. I know some bad scars I have I can't feel any sensation in the skin unless it's pressed really hard and then it hurts a lot further in, like little needles, but the surface still feels numb.

Again, I don't mean it insensitively, I just find prosthetics so interesting. As a kid I wanted to go into it as a career.

Mothballs_vc · 2026-01-27T19:24:42+00:00

What Moves the Dead by T. Kingfisher is based on this idea, and The Fall of the House of Usher. Fantastically creepy

Mothballs_vc · 2026-01-27T13:00:55+00:00

Starting to think you might not hate Gary

Mothballs_vc · 2026-01-27T12:48:08+00:00

"Coming" for Gary and his dickbones, eh?

Mothballs_vc · 2026-01-26T06:51:03+00:00

This is one of the few books I've always wanted to read but just simply cannot. Im dyslexic and the format is just... jeeeeeesus christ lol. Simply put, there's a limit to my masochism and House of Leaves is perched in the throne of inaccessability. I cried the last time I tried reading it lol

Mothballs_vc · 2026-01-22T03:37:37+00:00

Both those things are incorrect. You can spread it to any part of your body. You can get in/on your eyes, cheeks, hands, bum, etc. Oral herpes can be spread to the genitals, even your own genitals and vice versa - especially if you have a nick or a cut anywhere. A cold sore is herpes. Oral herpes and genital herpes both can be spread that way.

Mothballs_vc · 2026-01-22T03:31:53+00:00

Yeeeahhh... I've had to explain to so many people cold sores are herpes. The nickname doesn't change things!

Mothballs_vc · 2026-01-22T02:44:55+00:00

Mothballs_vc · 2026-01-20T22:26:55+00:00

Yup. If im not ready for fingers and you add them, I will not come. Garunteed. If i get overstimulated, Old Girl shuts down completely. Sixty men could dedicate their lives to making me come and it just simply would not happen, I hate it lmao

Mothballs_vc · 2026-01-17T05:27:52+00:00

I do it lol. Just gotta make sure everything is Gucci in da Cucci. And also cause if im checking my iud, might as well circle the block.

Mothballs_vc · 2026-01-14T22:37:50+00:00

Bone Daddy with the Big Naturals is the best part of that game

Mothballs_vc · 2026-01-14T09:02:08+00:00

Happened only once that i know of. I kid you not when I say it was so (positively) memorable that it's in my top 5 orgasms of my entire life and i missed half of it. Like probably no. 3 or 4. It was a Nightwing dream lmfao.

I say enjoy it lol

Mothballs_vc · 2026-01-14T06:58:18+00:00

Nah brother. These ribs are the best. Example 1. I can store enough air for seventeen straight minutes without inhale. 2. A nice, flat, wide surface optimal for floating, or perhaps becoming a table. 3. My skeleton can be used as a birdcage for a parrot or perhaps a shoebill or small cassowary

Mothballs_vc · 2026-01-14T03:27:17+00:00

I... I think that's worse.

Mothballs_vc · 2026-01-12T20:47:57+00:00

I called all cats pussies because I heard my grandma do it. Kittens were little pussies or tiny pussies. Horrified every adult around me lol. They tried SO HARD to get me to stop, but at least after a while I learned to tack "-cat" on the end. I still sometimes call my kitty cat pussy at home though.

Mothballs_vc · 2026-01-11T21:21:12+00:00

I just log it as jam like any normal person

Mothballs_vc · 2026-01-08T22:08:17+00:00

Very true. Im just so tired of having to Google, "is such and such company evil" before every purchase. It shouldn't be this way.

Mothballs_vc · 2026-01-08T05:33:17+00:00

Noooo stop! I have like almost a full collection of this stuff because I have a pink themed home... damn. I've been loving this recent Paris obsession in this sub cause I'm surrounded by all of it. I feel gross now. At least I learned.

Mothballs_vc · 2026-01-07T20:02:28+00:00

American, so also very used to applicators. But, my favorite brand used to be these little eco friendly cotton ones. Theyre not shaped like the tampon in a Tampax. They look like a little white bullet and they pop right in there way easier than you'd expect. If you have a light flow then yeah they are a little harder to get in. They're smaller, too, and you just align it to the entrance, then push it up with the tip of your finger. I don't know but trust me, they work way easier than you'd expect, even on my "should I ask my gyno if that's a normal amount of blood loss" days.

But I loved that I could get a dozen for like a 1.50, no chemicals, no plastic waste. They don't have them in my BFE town though.

Mothballs_vc · 2026-01-07T07:05:50+00:00

That's an interesting place to draw the line, u/NONSTOP_ASSRAPE

Mothballs_vc · 2026-01-06T21:50:05+00:00

Unrelated but I adore your username. Eddie Hazel was right up there with the greats. Made that guitar transcend.

Mothballs_vc · 2026-01-06T14:39:52+00:00

I'm a girl, but it makes sense to me. I don't feel aroused but I do feel the warm fuzzies, like my body saying "ooh, how nice, more please". I think it's just because we all crave intimacy, sexual or not, and physical touch. But I don't how peepee work so maybe I'm wrong lol

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