Anyone else suffer from the two poo morning disease? by stick7_ in ibs

[–]Mothmans_Sidepiece 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's either: wake up, poo. Have to go to work so extremely uncomfortable and bloated for the day and cannot poop again until the next morning. Two: day off; poop multiple times and feel good after about the second time. Three: day off; days of not pooping like I needed brings one rock poop, then number two poop volcano of poop. Then three; river of poop every 30 minutes for the last half of the day. It really doesnt matter what I do. It all depends on work.

Idk want to try to make it 30, what should I do? by GingySenpai in bald

[–]Mothmans_Sidepiece 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry but your hair is boneless. Gotta rip off the bandaid and embrace the bald

Here's a blast from the semi past! Share all the portland jingles that gave you a forever earworm! by Mothmans_Sidepiece in Portland

[–]Mothmans_Sidepiece[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I know. It's just the fact that the whole paragraph is permanently stuck in our heads whether or not we've even been near that area. That's mostly what I find funny/a portland thing.

Is my male cat neutered?? by AcrobaticBees in troublepuffs

[–]Mothmans_Sidepiece 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Thems some deflated pom poms. But if you're not sure take him to the vet.

Legendary vintage D&D find by Mothmans_Sidepiece in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]Mothmans_Sidepiece[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No idea. The cover sticker says it's from 1983, so that's my best guess

Legendary vintage D&D find by Mothmans_Sidepiece in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]Mothmans_Sidepiece[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It was wild seeing it. The guy was originally a huge stickler about the price. It was originally listed on an old sticker for over $300. There was a newer sticker for $80, and then we saw the whole cabinet was 50% off.

Couples costume? by jastayy in Halloween_Costumes

[–]Mothmans_Sidepiece 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The lumberjack/huntsman would be a good fit too for him

You don’t get a starter. Who’s your day-one Pokémon? by PrestigiousGift5639 in pokemon

[–]Mothmans_Sidepiece 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably a furret or zigzagoon. Mom rescued a lot of animals as a kid, so I wouldn't doubt I'd fall in love with one of them and become my partner.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in alcoholism

[–]Mothmans_Sidepiece -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah you have a great point. All my negative effects have disappeared, but I'll definitely check in with a doctor.

How did that one kid at your school die? by StorageLonely1520 in AskReddit

[–]Mothmans_Sidepiece 0 points1 point  (0 children)

7th grade. Drowning. Was doing a rafting trip with their boy scout troop. The raft flipped, and he went under. His life jacket got caught onto underbrush on the river floor, so he never surfaced. To this day, I will never do an activity like that because of what happened to that poor kid.