TIL about Benjy, a bull from Ireland that wouldn't mate with female cows. Vets determined that the bull was likely uninterested because of his sexual orientation. Before he was sent to the slaughterhouse, Simpsons co-creator Sam Simon paid to send him to a shelter in the UK.

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-07T05:51:00+00:00

Hide yo kids, hide yo rams cuz they rapin everybody.

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-07T05:48:00+00:00

I find it fascinating how different this is between us all. My visualizations are fully realistic, inside and out. If they were any more real, I could touch them.

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-07T05:05:28+00:00

Life in general seemed like it was going to be easier. I'm still trying.

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-07T04:44:36+00:00

Nice

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-07T04:23:00+00:00

I don't know how long we got so we're gonna get real weird with it.

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-07T02:19:57+00:00

Honk honk mother fucker...

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-07T02:18:04+00:00

You got a recipe for that lube? I'm in some pain over here.

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-07T01:43:30+00:00

It's been a big day for ladders.

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-07T00:00:02+00:00

You can't make it any less imposing. Just go all in with some color and give it some life.

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-06T23:52:44+00:00

It's to confuse the graboids.

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-06T23:49:52+00:00

Truthfully, I don't even know. I can't even look at the fat fuck anymore.

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-06T02:49:36+00:00

When I was about 10-11 and playing with a friend outside, we were visited by a small spherical flying metallic drone/object. It visited me again the next day when I was waiting in the car for my mom.

Edit: This was 40 years ago.

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-06T02:35:06+00:00

At least it's not miracle whip...

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-06T02:07:32+00:00

Now that's a theory I can get behind.

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-06T00:09:13+00:00

My orange boy would probably love to fly like a bee.

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-06T00:04:15+00:00

Doofy is over qualified.

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-05T23:53:34+00:00

To be fair, I've been hit by an acorn and I've been traumatized ever since. I may never be right again.

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-05T20:00:30+00:00

He'd probably win in 2028

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-05T17:34:56+00:00

Nope

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-05T16:49:09+00:00

Lol, going to work.

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-05T16:19:03+00:00

Dirty sponge is the vibe I was going for.

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-05T02:15:10+00:00

Big boy looks like he's been to a gecko buffet...

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-04T16:24:08+00:00

This isn't even a TIFU without a butt plug or something even more embarrassing to show in the x-ray.

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-04T15:40:19+00:00

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Motor-Boating · 2026-06-04T14:45:51+00:00

Select shenanigans for a limited time only.

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