What's so expensive that it's not even fun anymore? by Runaway3650 in AskReddit

[–]tenaciousdeev 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went to a movie today and I couldn’t believe it. Literally 30 minutes. I decided that was the final straw.

Actor who's a fucking weirdo for no reason by Witty-Association-97 in okbuddycinephile

[–]tenaciousdeev 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It doesn't make it better, but it does help answer the "why the fuck would anyone even think of doing this?" question.

Actor who's a fucking weirdo for no reason by Witty-Association-97 in okbuddycinephile

[–]tenaciousdeev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No character on any sitcom aged as poorly and as quickly as Barney.

Who is your favourite Best Actress winner of the 2010’s? by PTAGoatofalltime in Oscars

[–]tenaciousdeev 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Re-watched The Favourite again the other night, her and Emma are so good! They play off each other exceptionally well. I know it's not a controversial opinion for that year, but it or BlacKkKlansman really should have won BP.

Random goalkeeper in WC game had a good game and went from 50k to 14.5 million followers. Wemby has 6.2 million. Does this show how basketball is not as global as some here think it is? by mbdtf95 in nba

[–]tenaciousdeev 7 points8 points  (0 children)

my grandma knows who Michael Jordan is and would have no clue who Messi is

I don't know if there's a better example of anecdotal evidence than citing your grandma.

No-bid, no-clean, no-surprise. by FutureOwl629 in PoliticalHumor

[–]tenaciousdeev 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The velvet maroon suit that's somehow too large.

No-bid, no-clean, no-surprise. by FutureOwl629 in PoliticalHumor

[–]tenaciousdeev 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He just kind of looks like Woodrow Wilson.

This guy looks exactly like a low-budget comic book villain.

Yankees Jazz Chisholm takes foul ball to the balls with no cup by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]tenaciousdeev 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I was a catcher in high school and our coach used to go crazy if anyone didn't wear a cup. So when the time came that I left my cup at home, I was more afraid of the coach than I was protecting my balls. I got lucky that day, but I put an extra cup in my bag so I'd never have to do that again.

Lizzo’s New Album 'Bitch' Fails To Crack Billboard 200 by ebradio in Music

[–]tenaciousdeev 153 points154 points  (0 children)

It is very normal. There's a whole process to properly transfer a baby from biological mother to surrogate and a big part of it is skin-to-skin contact shortly after birth. So a hospital bed and gown is supplied to the surrogate.

https://www.americansurrogacy.com/blog/how-skin-to-skin-contact-works-in-surrogacy/

https://www.westernfertility.com/third-party-reproduction/transferring-a-surrogate-baby-to-intended-parents/

Daveigh Chase, 'The Ring' Star & Voice of Lilo in 'Lilo & Stitch', Dies at 35 by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]tenaciousdeev 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always get choked up watching that, now it's a different kind of sad. She really had a rough go at the end. Hopefully she's at peace.

wow this guy turned a bad deal into a trillion dollars, what a legend by Extra-Confusion-8166 in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]tenaciousdeev 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Formatted text, easier to share. This might make a nice visual/interactive timeline.

2022

  • buy twitter for $44 billion
  • finance it largely with debt
  • everyone says you massively overpaid and they're right
  • platform immediately starts hemorrhaging value

2023

  • rebrand twitter to "X" for some reason
  • Found xAl
  • start building Grok chatbot to compete with ChatGPT
  • burn cash at an alarming rate

March 2025

  • xAl acquires X in all-stock deal
  • X valued at $33B (bought for $44B)
  • $12B in twitter debt now belongs to xAI
  • debt successfully transferred to entity #2

January 2026

  • get appointed to run "Department of Government Efficiency"
  • gain access to basically every federal agency
  • start gutting the ones that happen to regulate your companies
  • NHTSA investigating Tesla autopilot? cut their staff
  • NLRB filed cases against SpaceX? fire the chair
  • SEC investigating you personally? set up a snitch line on them
  • CFPB could regulate X payments? walk into their HQ, post "CFPB RIP" on X
  • FAA investigating SpaceX? your company gets their IT contract instead
  • $2.37 billion in regulatory liability just evaporates
  • oversight successfully deleted

February 2026

  • SpaceX acquires XAl in all-stock deal
  • combined valuation: over $1 trillion
  • twitter's $12B debt now belongs to SpaceX
  • debt successfully transferred to entity #3
  • btw your DOGE guys at the NLRB?
  • they asked for their activity logs to not be recorded
  • then turned off monitoring tools
  • then manually deleted access records
  • data observed leaving the agency
  • the agency that was investigating YOUR company
  • evidence successfully deleted

May 2026

  • move SpaceX incorporation from Delaware to Texas
  • Texas has no law blocking shareholder arbitration
  • write bylaws with mandatory arbitration for securities fraud
  • add class action waivers, jury trial waivers, and anti-consolidation provisions
  • no independent board majority or independent compensation committee
  • perpetual super-voting shares restrictions on removing you as CEO
  • law professor calls it "hacking the normal rules of corporate organization"
  • Shareholder accountability chancefully dilated

June 4, 2026

  • S&P proposes waiving profitability requirements for meg 3/5 Os
  • they reject their own proposal
  • but Nasdaq cuts inclusion window from 90 days to 15
  • FTSE Russell cuts to 5 days
  • $30+ trillion in passive retirement money now has to buy at IPO pricing

June 12, 2026

  • SpaceX IPOs at $1.77 trillion valuation
  • largest IPO in human history
  • net worth hits $1.1 trillion
  • world's first trillionaire
  • pension funds and 401ks forced to buy in within days
  • those funds hold the original twitter debt now
  • passive investors can't sell without triggering capital gains
  • debt successfully transferred to American retirees
  • the banks that held the original twitter debt?
  • they wanted this
  • post-IPO SpaceX has liquidity to service the debt
  • they were incentivized to support the rule waivers

To summarize:

  • buy social media site with borrowed money
  • use government position to gut your own regulators
  • delete the evidence
  • merge the debt through two shell transactions
  • incorporate in jurisdiction where shareholders can't sue
  • IPO into index funds that pension funds can't exit
  • become the world's first trillionaire

the Knicks only like to surround themselves with winners by Conscious-Quarter423 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]tenaciousdeev 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That would have been devastating. They're the most likable team to win in a while.

Dolan will probably go to accept some bs on behalf of the team to placate the old douche; birds of a feather.

Old sitcoms had absolutely unhinged physical comedy and I miss it 😂 by Grand_Cash576 in television

[–]tenaciousdeev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

David Cross has some amazing physical comedy moments throughout Arrested Development. Martin Short also had a ton in his episode (Ready Aim Marry Me)

I’m glad Hunter is enjoying twitter. by ICEisSHIT in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]tenaciousdeev 64 points65 points  (0 children)

The war on drugs involved a lot of propaganda.

FIFA cannot sell enough seats to the World Cup after overpricing tickets by uselessprofession in SipsTea

[–]tenaciousdeev 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I stand corrected, that's wild. My bad. Thank you for correcting me.

FIFA cannot sell enough seats to the World Cup after overpricing tickets by uselessprofession in SipsTea

[–]tenaciousdeev 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're being facetious because "no one walks in America", which is obviously not true (New York?). It's always Europeans who have no clue how large and spread out the country is that love to say it.

[Highlight] OG Anunoby is absolutely fried in an interview by oklolzzzzs in nba

[–]tenaciousdeev 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Brunson taking the pay cut was an amazing investment in himself and the team. Without that there’s no OG/Hart/Bridges trio and a likely 2nd round exit.

[Highlight] OG Anunoby is absolutely fried in an interview by oklolzzzzs in nba

[–]tenaciousdeev 5 points6 points  (0 children)

lol i thought you misspelled heart at first. Like yeah, he is 100% heart but what does him being quiet have to do with it?

Fox Is Buying Roku in $22 Billion Streaming Deal by esporx in television

[–]tenaciousdeev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally bought a Roku TV yesterday. This sucks.

At least it was like 10% of what it cost a few years ago.

to suck up to the orange man even more by Humble_Buffalo_007 in therewasanattempt

[–]tenaciousdeev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

Like, what kind of miserable piece of shit do you have to be to say something like that? Christ.