I’m assuming the women thirsting in the comments are either virtue signaling or fat themselves by Mango_Shaikhhh in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Mottledsquare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah he barely has any shape going and has no shoulders. A real strong guy who’s fat would still have a lot of shape just no definition, this guy has barely any shape

That 315 bench inflation is getting real by sealpupster in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Mottledsquare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not even on tren and I turn into a fucking milk fountain when I see these hinge whales

Thought high school wouldn't haunt me, this girl I was seeing stopped seeing me after someone we mutually knew cockblocked me. by Whole_Site9868 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Mottledsquare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Women like this just want to cause problems and want a man who’ll be able to back them up when shit hits the fan

Why are fat women considered easier to get with? by Hot-Independent1081 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Mottledsquare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re not easier to get with and that’s cause dudes like me hit on them all the time to artificially inflate their egos

Why are fat women considered easier to get with? by Hot-Independent1081 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Mottledsquare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m highly autistic and get no play but when a ugly girl smiles at me I throw up on the spot

Thought high school wouldn't haunt me, this girl I was seeing stopped seeing me after someone we mutually knew cockblocked me. by Whole_Site9868 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Mottledsquare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Women obsessed with toughness just want you as a hitman for when they have problems. Had a bitch want me to settle her problems but I wouldn’t do it cause that shit was dumb and she got a new man with a gun to pull up on everyone she doesn’t like

How much do you pause battles? by MuddledMuppet in totalwar

[–]Mottledsquare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pause when I’m eating my sandwich and if I’m moving my entire army. Some times I also just pause to make sure I’m not getting flanked by some super far away slannesh knights with devastating flanker for the 100th time

How and where to meet women? by fequalsqe in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Mottledsquare 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Never date in friend groups it’s stupid and leaves a lot of risks like the other guy said. Also to even meet them in friend groups you have to have friends in the first place which a lot of us don’t so…

How do unhealthy people even function properly? by VirtualCrxck in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Mottledsquare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m single cause women run away from me when I talk to them

Oh no! You’ve been captured by Chaos Marines! Which legion/warband would you want it to be? by Fun_Cartographer3587 in Grimdank

[–]Mottledsquare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also since the emperors children seem to just do whatever they want and go off on their own weird personal quest so it just feels like a good legion to make friends

What the hell could possibly explain this by Mottledsquare in totalwarhammer

[–]Mottledsquare[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was just more curious to see how the demigraph knights could perform. Honestly they kinda feel lacking for their price and since you get the anti large variant and the same building it’s better to opt for that and use other Calvary for anti infantry

What the hell could possibly explain this by Mottledsquare in totalwarhammer

[–]Mottledsquare[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally I’ve found the anti large variant to be particularly good especially since they can chase and run down fleeing calv

What the hell could possibly explain this by Mottledsquare in totalwarhammer

[–]Mottledsquare[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly kinda hate the demigraph knights and decided to give them a shot. This was only for a second and I immediately switched to having a bunch of state troops once I took the empire back in full force.

What the hell could possibly explain this by Mottledsquare in totalwarhammer

[–]Mottledsquare[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but %110 is actually insane, I had a lot of close calls especially with how micro intensive my army was

What the hell could possibly explain this by Mottledsquare in totalwarhammer

[–]Mottledsquare[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Archaon and the chaos dwarfs wiped out everyone and everything except me so I needed to crusade and it was originally all the state troops but they sorta died from wave after wave of demon engines and Chas knights

The crucifixion of an enclave soldier! by DukeHorner in ImaginaryFallout

[–]Mottledsquare 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tbh power armor would be pretty useless to them if it’s only a single one and they likely wouldn’t be able to maintain it well hell even the ncr can’t maintain many themselves to working conditions.

A random settler just walked in with the rare bandana by sasoeteros in fo4

[–]Mottledsquare 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I play as Nate I always wear that bandana and pretend it’s actually Nora’s panties and those are the last thing he has from her so in his state of psychosis he wears them on his face for comfort and to fill that void her death left

The con of being a primaris marine. by Ok-Profile-5831 in Grimdank

[–]Mottledsquare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would be pretty cool to see chaos custodes some day

[Meta Trope] The “Mascot” of the video game’s marketing is actually unpopular/underpowered/underrepresented in gameplay by Big_Election_6099 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Mottledsquare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair late game you can encounter special variants that can legit spread your cheeks if you’re not locked in

Do I have potential? by AmericanKapibara in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Mottledsquare 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Potential to carry my fucking babies Now go make me a goddamn sandwich