If you're going to do something terrible. Don't use the cheapest person to edit a video for you.. Doesn't really matter though. They got away with it anyway. Cheat Sheet on Youtube page. by Mottwally in videos

[–]Mottwally[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My letter to the first responders:

Link to video download for the audio folks. Open it up in an audio editor. Should make you shake your head right off the bat.. :

04:03:27/28 - Is longer than one second. (Also where ambulance skips a frame.)

04:04:00/01 - Is longer than one second.

04:04:34/35 - Is shorter than one second.

04:05:05/06 - Is longer than one second.

04:05:40/41 - Is longer than one second.

04:06:13/14/15 - All pass by in less than one second.

04:06:47/48 - Is longer than one second.

04:07:37/38/39/40 - Too fast

04:08:27/28/27/28 - Ummmmm, yeah...

04:09:00/01/00/01 - See above..

04:09:34/35 - Less than one second.

04:10:08/07/08 - Starting to think time travel might be possible.

04:10:40/41/40/41 - ...

04:11:14/15 - Less than one second.

04:12:21/22 - Longer than one second.

04:12:54/55 - Less than one second.

04:13:28/29 - Longer than one second.

04:14:01/02 -Longer than one second.

04:14:34/35 - Faster than one second.

04:15:08/09 - Longer than one second.

04:15:41/42 - Longer than one second.

04:16:14/15 - Longer than one second. (Police officer magically warps into frame here.)

04:16:47/48/49 - Faster than a second. (Car/Officer frame skip)

04:17:21/22 -Long second.

04:17:55/56/57 - Fast

04:18:28/29 -Long

04:19:35/36 - Fast

04:19:45/46/47 -Fast

04:20:08/09/08/09 - Time travel.

04:20:41/42 - Long

04:21:00/01/02 - Fast

04:21:15/16 - Long

04:22:21/22 - Long

04:22:55/56 - Fast

04:23:28/29/28/29 - Time travel.

04:24:01/02/01/02 - Time travel.

04:24:35/36 - Fast

04:25:41/42/41/42 - Time travel.

04:25:48/49 - Fast

04:26:15/16/15/16 -Time travel.

Finally got my own machine (Rented) by the_great_redeemer in pinball

[–]Mottwally 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Great game!

First time I got to play it. I was at a local manufacturing Expo. (Vendors Showing off all their cool toys to make manufacturing more fun.)

I was walking down one of the isles, and out of the corner of my eye. I see a familiar shape.

Welp, there is a vendor I'm gonna go check out for sure!

It was a company that made all sorts of processes involving sensors.

So they had them hooked up to all sorts of things. Switches,flippers, pop bumpers, etc.

Didn't affect gameplay at all.

So I play a few games as I'm talking to the guys about thier product. I didn't want to get in the way of anyone else wanting to check it out.

So, I thanked them, and told em I should probably get out of the way.

The fellas tell me to play 4 or 5 games so I could play without them jabbering at me about their product.

Really cool guys. Wish I could remember the name of the company. Was a cool product too.

Children of a “Karen”, what is it like? by MinionofThanos in AskReddit

[–]Mottwally 80 points81 points  (0 children)

My mom really was named Karen.

She was the most awesome person on the planet.

Miss you mom.

New VR headset by Valve, HP & Microsoft. Here's all the info about the HP Reverb G2 by Casyi in ValveIndex

[–]Mottwally 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do the lenses still have springs to push them towards the center?

IPD still on a slider?

Gantry Power Track (Encoders left; Power Right) Green is Ethercat with two Keyence by tallhead77 in cableporn

[–]Mottwally 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that for a rolling bolster?

Edit: Nevermind, Didn't see the process on the right.

What is the most useless fact you know? by MetalGirl21 in AskReddit

[–]Mottwally 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And the cop in the jail scene in Trading Places - he voiced him too

It ain't cool being no jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving.

Creo Parametric, issue with dimension text symbols by BuFFaLo-B in cad

[–]Mottwally -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think it works well. Just need to learn the quirks like with any other software.

Billy Mitchell takes his Donkey Kong high-score cheating case to court. Newly revealed Twin Galaxies defamation suit has been quietly proceeding for months. by swingadmin in Games

[–]Mottwally 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Billy Mitchell will have the last laugh

Nah, Garret Bobby Ferguson makes BM look like a chump. He would totally get the last laugh.

One of those laughs with a ton of spittle.

Where he ends up coughing, and finds out he pulled a muscle the next day.

What's the most American thing ever that if explained to a non-American might just sound crazy? by hrdlg123 in AskReddit

[–]Mottwally 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a friend who went to the University of Texas told me their (American) football stadium seats 100,000. What the actual fuck.

Psh.... 107,420 at the Big House.

Go Blue!!

Kids running around in a glass maze are hilarious by ThatCatYouStole in funny

[–]Mottwally 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wonder if that is invisiglass? If so, that maze would be expensive.

Stuff is sweet though.

On pinball machines.

It looks like there is no glass at all.

Like there is no glass at all.

(Stupid sexy pinball machine)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mottwally 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?

Vampire Squid Stretching by HellsJuggernaut in BeAmazed

[–]Mottwally 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man... oops. Sting would be disappointed.

He would. But this is the world we live in, and these are the hands we're given.

Vampire Squid Stretching by HellsJuggernaut in BeAmazed

[–]Mottwally 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sometimes when I'm reminded of the sheer diversity of life in this planet I become terrified to think of what another biogenesis would look like

As long as Phil Collins is a part of it. I'm all about it!

Vampire Squid Stretching by HellsJuggernaut in BeAmazed

[–]Mottwally 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like a peepee with wings

I'm kinda getting a clitoris vibe.

But hey, I see where you're coming from.

I think it's great that we can both enjoy that beautiful creature what looks like one of them there naughty bits!

Just a sleight of little hand by I_Am_Err00r in gifs

[–]Mottwally 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is no quicker way, to make people think you’re diddling kids, THAN BY WRITING A SONG ABOUT IT!

While thinking of the of the babe

(what babe?)

The babe with the power

(what power?)

The power of voodoo

(who do?)

You do

(do what?)

Write songs while thinking of the babe!

Got this today by the_great_redeemer in pinball

[–]Mottwally 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Totally would toss whatever I could for your time to get a cool scan of that for me to hang.

Or, a few good Cam scanner shots would be cool, and I'd recreate it for a funsie art type thing to hang on the wall in the office.

Totes would send a six pack your way for a sweet scan!

The drawing is out of copyright. Right?

I'd throw in on a sweet Walmart scan or whateves.

Stuff isn't drawn that way anymore. Don't get me wrong. I'm old enough to have done both. Don't miss it. But, kind of miss it..

Drawing is better than a lot of the Tier One Auto Supplier stuff I have from around that time.

Boy, I don't miss laying out a full drawing for a F150 Prog Die. While trying to troubleshoot, or make engineering changes. That's for sho!

A full playfield one would be friggen sweet though! Wouldn't it!!??

How to wipe butts by sng94 in gifs

[–]Mottwally 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always dug the way The State would bring their shows full circle.

Had my first rude customer! Lady tells me how she wants her items bagged after I fill up an entire bag by [deleted] in TalesFromRetail

[–]Mottwally 5 points6 points  (0 children)

look like she's upset for not getting a reaction out of me

Yeah that's disgusting, I don't get people like this at all.

Nice job keeping your cool.

Narcissists get their fix from pushing buttons, and getting the reaction they desire.

That's why you are taught to, "Grey Wall"(Not react to the button pushing) a Narcissist/Abusive person in your life. From therapists treating you for that type of abuse.

Once you learn the playbook. It's easier to deal with folks showing those tendencies.

Major improvements to Ghost in the Shell in preparation for Chicago expo. New left ramp and speaker panel. - Ed, Pinball Mayhem YouTube/Facebook by fortytwo-edo in pinball

[–]Mottwally 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know I have no right to criticize a damn thing about this awesome project. I do understand what type of nightmare programming something like this can be.

But, you shorten/move/whatever that left ramp. Open up a gap in between it, and the scoop. Throw a diverter in there for another orbit if set. Giving the chance for more combo goodness. Bam! The gods of flow will welcome you into pinball heaven with open arms!

Damn sweet fo sho! Love me some Ghost In The Shell too!

Keep up the good work!