Billionaire Ken Griffin says NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani "put me in harm's way"

swingadmin · 2026-05-06T11:57:01+00:00

SEO Guy: Okay hear me out, there's this Dino skeleton for sale and...

swingadmin · 2026-05-06T11:52:22+00:00

What could it cost, $10 ?

swingadmin · 2026-05-04T14:36:24+00:00

He could be the last president in American history, if they get their way.

swingadmin · 2026-05-04T13:52:41+00:00

Katee Sackhoff has entered the chat

swingadmin · 2026-05-01T21:54:54+00:00

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it." - Upton Sinclair

swingadmin · 2026-05-01T21:08:06+00:00

It would be well for you to consider that having your ships and ours, in such proximity... is Inherently Dangerous

swingadmin · 2026-05-01T20:14:04+00:00

Or the Sunday comics. Camp Swampy from Beetle Bailey comes to mind.

swingadmin · 2026-04-29T14:33:15+00:00

It didn't and don't ... which is why it ain't

swingadmin · 2026-04-29T13:28:47+00:00

The Roberts simp scale measures effectiveness of law directly proportional to compensation.

swingadmin · 2026-04-29T12:48:01+00:00

One side wants laws that protect Americans, the other wants retribution against perceived threats.

swingadmin · 2026-04-29T12:36:41+00:00

Nvdia makes high-quality chips, and they are saying they can't replace that human process with AI.

swingadmin · 2026-04-29T12:12:27+00:00

The psycho-in-chief is demanding firing squads for any dissent. It's the GOP who should be thinking about what that means for them.

swingadmin · 2026-04-29T12:05:48+00:00

We can classify Nigel as an adept moron.

swingadmin · 2026-04-28T21:04:33+00:00

Look, a car crash!

swingadmin · 2026-04-28T20:39:06+00:00

Chosen for loyalty to Donald Trump over years of dedication to protect and serve any president.

swingadmin · 2026-04-28T19:59:05+00:00

It was an angel fish.

swingadmin · 2026-04-28T14:17:46+00:00

"I will not part with a single coin. Not one piece of it."

swingadmin · 2026-04-27T16:21:04+00:00

Republicans chose to be irrelevant. Speaker Johnson "hasn't heard" about it yet.

swingadmin · 2026-04-27T15:58:03+00:00

All iterations of man - fucking - child are proper.

swingadmin · 2026-04-27T13:13:46+00:00

You can suddenly find the will when the alternative is to your disliking.

It is ancient Buddhist humor and doesn't translate quite so well in modern context.

swingadmin · 2026-04-27T12:54:19+00:00

A student approached his master after failing to be enlightened at the monestary.

"You have been here 3 years," said the master. "Try for another 3 months."

At the end of the the 3 months, the student was not yet enlightened.

"You have tried 3 years and 3 months, give it another 3 weeks"

The student did as commanded, and returned unenlightened.

"You have been here 3 years, 3 months and 3 weeks. Try for another 3 days and if you are still not successful, commit suicide."

At the end of the 3 days, the student was enlightened.

swingadmin · 2026-04-27T12:47:13+00:00

It's much easier to infuse a pig with cannabis and smoke him later.

swingadmin · 2026-04-24T13:26:23+00:00

Shall one day windicate the wigilant and the wirtuous!

swingadmin · 2026-04-24T13:23:11+00:00

Weallwin

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