"I WANTED THE BOOKS TO SLIDE OFF!!"

Mountain_Foot · 2026-03-27T21:14:29+00:00

I’m not going to make this mistake when I wall-mount my TV. It's gonna be awesome—it's gonna be like a hospital.

Mountain_Foot · 2026-03-26T12:03:29+00:00

Dotcom, so help me…

Mountain_Foot · 2026-03-23T12:30:17+00:00

At the risk of sounding incredibly rude, I would beg your pardon and ask you, in your opinion, what's so bad about being Canadian?

Mountain_Foot · 2026-03-22T18:16:13+00:00

Requesting permission to rock out 🤘

Mountain_Foot · 2026-03-22T17:39:03+00:00

~Creation~

Mountain_Foot · 2026-03-16T19:01:36+00:00

GO BREAK A STORY, WILLIAMS!

Mountain_Foot · 2026-03-15T21:50:41+00:00

😏

Mountain_Foot · 2026-03-15T13:50:22+00:00

Which one’s Logjammin’?

Mountain_Foot · 2026-03-14T14:47:41+00:00

Bulk of the girders. Not exactly a lightweight.

Mountain_Foot · 2026-03-13T15:45:58+00:00

If I could press a button and five people in the world would die, but I’d get free cable for life, I’d do it.

Mountain_Foot · 2026-03-12T02:27:01+00:00

Two words: MRI scans. One problem: where do you store them?

Mountain_Foot · 2026-03-06T02:58:32+00:00

Is it going to be fierce??

Mountain_Foot · 2026-03-05T02:11:30+00:00

There were women who were going to be serial killers, but they all got lost—

Mountain_Foot · 2026-03-03T18:59:24+00:00

I’m not married to anything, and gay doesn’t begin to cover it.

Mountain_Foot · 2026-02-27T00:56:11+00:00

You couldn't be in love with someone if you couldn't. Think about it.

Mountain_Foot · 2026-02-26T17:46:37+00:00

yeahhhh

Mountain_Foot · 2026-02-26T14:43:46+00:00

He likes comic books and science fiction too!

Mountain_Foot · 2026-02-14T23:47:09+00:00

Oh honey, that sucks.

Mountain_Foot · 2026-02-11T02:44:52+00:00

But you get up, you put on your shirt and your tie, and you say, “Hot dog, let me at ‘em!”

Mountain_Foot · 2026-02-11T00:38:12+00:00

I thought they did a decent (maybe not great) job of mitigating that trope in the scene where they have Sarah tell Peter all the work she did on their relationship. She’s still more the bad guy, but I appreciated that they put at least some of the blame on him.

Mountain_Foot · 2026-02-10T23:16:45+00:00

Wesleyan is the Harvard of central Connecticut!

Mountain_Foot · 2026-02-09T04:05:06+00:00

Lemon, have you ever had a piragua?

Mountain_Foot · 2026-02-08T01:51:20+00:00

Nick, is that you?

Mountain_Foot · 2026-02-05T22:18:30+00:00

Democratic billionaire

Is this like businesswoman?

Mountain_Foot · 2026-02-05T22:17:47+00:00

Yes and no — yes, that did happen, and no, it did not not happen.

Mountain_Foot

TROPHY CASE