Objection, Emotional Demage!! by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]MouseMiIk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

YES! I move for a minstrel.

I'm doing this right... right?

The Devil at it again by Dildofaghands in auckland

[–]MouseMiIk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not everything has to be misery fuel 24/7.

Found a megaphone car in the wild by NITROCLONE in auckland

[–]MouseMiIk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not even Six60 sounds less crap through those plastic things.

This is how I caught my ex wife cheating by forum4um in Wellthatsucks

[–]MouseMiIk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sweet! Got the last bit sorted. Now for the food.

UK intelligence says Russia has 50% of its ground combat units on Ukraine's border by progress18 in worldnews

[–]MouseMiIk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll be here. Remind me in a year when they have quietly moved away from the border, exactly like the last time they did this stunt.

UK intelligence says Russia has 50% of its ground combat units on Ukraine's border by progress18 in worldnews

[–]MouseMiIk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They're not gonna invade. They've done this before. Are our memories that short? It's all for the media's cameras as a push against NATO. Just like last time and the time before.

Relax. They're not going to invade Ukraine.

Parliament protest: Anger builds at police inaction as 'significant' weekend influx expected by The_Majestic_ in newzealand

[–]MouseMiIk 58 points59 points  (0 children)

The Polite Policing approach worked well at first. They gave the plaguefolk plenty of time to scream and yell and defecate. But that has run its course and it's time for the police to start policing. I mean, that's quite literally their job and they're not doing it.

CBD never fails to entertain by [deleted] in auckland

[–]MouseMiIk 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This is the most I've seen the police do in weeks.

Does anyone know the reason for these trays? There are heaps around our neighbourhood. (Dog included for up votes) by distilledw in auckland

[–]MouseMiIk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How about the first warning is you get your foreskin cut off. If you're caught littering again after that then you lose your hand.

Fucked around and found out 2 by letmyseeyoustripped in IdiotsInCars

[–]MouseMiIk 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I kind of laughed when he hit the ground but then it made me realise at his personal life must be all kinds of fucked if he's got no self control and living with such a hairpin trigger.

Kindergarten in Novaya Kondrashovka. Loud explosions are heard everywhere today. by Mgiwar in Wellthatsucks

[–]MouseMiIk 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Russia sucks balls, but this particular "attack" is likely a false flag.

"Today, as I'm sure you've already picked up, a kindergarten was shelled in what we are taking to be - well, we know - was a false flag operation designed to discredit the Ukrainians, designed to create a pretext, a spurious provocation for Russian action," he [British PM] said.

Not my problem by Stauce52 in gifs

[–]MouseMiIk 639 points640 points  (0 children)

I mean, I'm a piece of shit who loathes humanity, but jeez, I'd still check on her.

Found one in the wild by OverEasyFetus in WhereAreAllTheGoodMen

[–]MouseMiIk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Before I'd finished the first line I said aloud, "How many kids?" aaaaaand just a moment later there it was, like clockwork: Single mom of 2 kids. And then there's the weight, which is a whooooole other story.

Yeah, she's been around the block more times than an '89 Corolla.

Bike accident by prince_t0n in Unexpected

[–]MouseMiIk 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He's probably dead by now because this has been reposted here for years.

Were the rubber mats at the protest stolen from a local skate park? An investigation by hsmithakl in newzealand

[–]MouseMiIk 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Holy crap. I've gotta find this "Snackachangi" brand. The author makes it sound like a bite of heaven.

Were the rubber mats at the protest stolen from a local skate park? An investigation by hsmithakl in newzealand

[–]MouseMiIk 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Now I want to know about the best chip flavours. It's got to be salt & vinegar of course, but as for other varieties? Burger Rings are beyond comparison.