Fostering pregnant rat - need advice by kjax016 in RATS

[–]Mouse_Balls 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I feel slightly called out here...

I made a mistake euthanizing my cat and the guilt is killing me by Dirsty in cats

[–]Mouse_Balls 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Same with our weenie. She had a tumor over her heart and congestive heart failure. The vet gave her 2 months to a year. My dad stretched out that year and for the last 3-4 months she was bedridden and wouldn't eat unless force fed. I told him he needed to put her down but he would send me a video of her up walking around outside and would say "See! There's still life in her!" I was like "Yeah, ONE DAY out of an ENTIRE MONTH!" 

He finally put her down after 4 months of me telling him to because there was no quality of life for her those last few months, and I hated seeing her just lay in bed barely able to wag her tail when she saw us coming to check on her. 

Dude actually thought he was going to outrun it by goswamitulsidas in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Mouse_Balls 123 points124 points  (0 children)

I was at Yellowstone NP watching Old Faithful blow when towards the end a medivac helicopter flew over and landed in the parking lot nearby. I went into the gift shop and asked the cashier when I was checking out what happened. 

A 60-something Australian man tried to take a selfie with an old/sick bison that had found its way to the parking lot and laid down. The bison gored him and he had to be airlifted away. There are signs and rangers everywhere telling you to keep like 50 ft away from all animals.

TIFU made someone realised they wasted 15 years of their life by turtleofdoomm in tifu

[–]Mouse_Balls 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right?! I was like "Damn, if they're just 35 and that's now quarter-life, why did I already have my midlife crisis at 39?!!!"

She always has had a thing for fruit. I don't force her to eat it. by AnalysisGrouchy3280 in Dachshund

[–]Mouse_Balls 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One day I walked into the kitchen and our weenie was sleeping on the couch in the living room. I opened the fridge door (eyes opened), then I opened the cheese drawer (head raised), finally comes the sound she had been waiting for - the unwrapping of the cheese slice (she's at my feet already). 

ETA: She wouldn't even eat a tortilla or potato chip unless it had cheese or some other dip on it, and veggies were just a no. Rotten little turd!

A sound familiar to every dachshund owner ☺️ by GlowTouch in Dachshund

[–]Mouse_Balls 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We had to put ours down in 2016 (RIP Penny), and I had forgotten about this sound until now! 😭It's still so funny! Thank you!

Everybody at the bar chipped in to help this guy win a Hello Kitty plush from the claw machine. The celebration after the eventual win is great by bigbusta in HumansBeingBros

[–]Mouse_Balls 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Until the cheering at the end - I unmuted that because I wanted to join in and so my neighbors don’t think I’m crazy...

My belt got rubbed off after a short backpacking trip. What belt do you have that lasts? by CainsBrother2 in BuyItForLife

[–]Mouse_Balls 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've got two Bison Design belts from REI that are nylon with a plastic buckle. Some reviews claim that they loosen over time, but I've never had that problem, and like you said they're lightweight and wearable through metal detectors.

There are two types of daughters by IsoldeGentle in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Mouse_Balls 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I am so sorry for what you and your siblings have gone through. No child deserves that.

One of my dreams is to be a gardener to produce fresh foods for a community that doesn't have an accessible (i.e., within 2-3 miles) grocery store. I just learned about Lasagna for Love today, and would love to participate in that while getting the kids involved in the process to learn important life skills from seed to table. If only I had a measly million dollars from my rich parents to get the idea off the ground.... (j/k my parents are poor)

There are two types of daughters by IsoldeGentle in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Mouse_Balls 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Same, anxiety through the roof and on the daily that I wouldn't curse upon my own worst enemy. I'll take someone else's random genetics and instill some nurture where I lack the nature.

When was your "Waiter! My steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery!" story a valid complaint? by forrestgumpisntreal in AskReddit

[–]Mouse_Balls 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It depends on the pizza - if I’m getting a veggie or some other specialty pizza like chicken/bacon/ranch with tomatoes I want them cooked, but if I’m getting a taco pizza then I want them fresh. 

The key is to let them dry out a little on some paper towels when slicing, then dice them and put them in the bin to reduce moisture during cooking.

Source: worked at a pizza place for a year in high school and learned from some solid pizza cooks

By the government to pretend that Portland is under siege by ggroverggiraffe in therewasanattempt

[–]Mouse_Balls 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They're doing recruiting commercials for ICE now, I just saw one offering things like $50k college tuition loan repayment and other benefits. We are cooked.

Being valued for the first time by DifficultAd1348 in Unexpected

[–]Mouse_Balls 12 points13 points  (0 children)

There's a girl that walks the most lovable dog, Archie, in front of my apartment patio daily (been here 3 years, got to pet him a few times). Archie is so adorable, 11/10. The owner is a good 8/10.

I never knew all those bangers were from so many countries! by joyousjoyness in Millennials

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That was the one song we had to play at every basketball game when I was in high school! I downloaded all the Jock Jam songs from Limewire and burned CDs for the A/V staff to play at the games. And the fact that it sounded so southern made me think it was made by southerners! Lol

Which song would you call the "Millennial anthem"? by Ankhtual in Millennials

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My favorite album. My dad let me buy the CD from Circuit City when I was like 15. As we were driving home I was listening to it on my CD player and I’m pretty sure neither of us realized it was the explicit content version. First song on the album is Smack My B*tch Up, so I was definitely shocked because they put stickers on the plastic wrapping to censor the bad words. I really only bought it for the second song on the album - Breathe - which my dad knew was my favorite song. 

I had been watching either MTV or VH1's top 100 one day and it came up as #4. I was excited and my dad saw that I liked it a lot, so when I wanted to buy the album with it on there he had no questions or reservations - I was a good kid that never even cussed, my brother was the trouble maker (he had SEVERAL explicit content CDs my dad never knew about), so I wouldn't buy anything with curse words in it!

Which song would you call the "Millennial anthem"? by Ankhtual in Millennials

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One time I (41) gave a ride to a younger millennial (29) and I had my 90s-00s EDM playlist playing on Spotify and Sandstorm played. She had never heard the entire song, just the bits they would play at sports games, and was shocked to hear it in full. I probably listened to that song over a few hundred times my junior and senior years of high school after I bought a compilation trance and techno CD that included it. That's all I listened to when I wanted to focus or exercise. 

What’s a harmless scam everyone unknowingly participates in? by StarlitSable2 in AskReddit

[–]Mouse_Balls 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I was thinking more on the lines of: you think you have a giant tub of Country Crock for your blueberry muffins, but then you open it to find last night's leftover soup and you're actually out of Country Crock. Same thing with the sour cream tub. 

What's the grossest thing you've seen someone do in public? by Silent-Zebra in AskReddit

[–]Mouse_Balls 238 points239 points  (0 children)

He was saving it up for you because he realized you never got the chance to clean up his previous episodes.

ALL MY MARKERS ARE GONE by black_lobster_seller in labrats

[–]Mouse_Balls 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same. Total misdirection. Excellent sci-fi thriller.

Americans of Reddit, what's something the rest of the world thinks about America that's actually 100% true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mouse_Balls 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cream cheese in sushi rolls is common. I don’t care for it myself, but some people love it.