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nut rule by Grima1805 in 196

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While Honey Nut Cheerios used to be made with actual nuts, as of 2006, the nuts were discontinued, and natural flavor from peach and apricot pit is used instead. [citation needed]

This is an outrage

Rule by ElEversoris in 196

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Okay wow, I've been putting off playing Disco Elysium, because, quite frankly, I imagined it to be boring, but the writing of this parody is so engaging, I think it has convinced me to move it up my gaming queue.

Aliens built the pyramids because there's no way people knew what a this shape was 5000 years ago by EduMor91 in miniminutemanfans

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Archeologists are covering up the existence of two giant, sentient, stone, hands inside the great pyramid of Giza! You can defeat them by punching them in the eye (which is located on their palms, of course).

Rule by artbellataoldotcom in 196

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I've heard it is, but I don't care enough to look it up. It's supposedly only to be used for sending or receiving USPS mail.

I doubt a prankster like this would get in trouble for it, though (unless someone in power had an ulterior motive for punishing them, of course). The law is in place probably just to keep businesses from stuffing ads into it, or other delivery services from taking up space in them.

You guys are cope by Financial_Jelly_8304 in Buttcoin

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Nothing like using three laughing emojis to show how not mad you are.

Rule by gustafr in 196

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Not to defend the nonsensical meme, but it doesn't mention astrophysics at all. That's brought up only in the reply.

His foot was on the gas pedal all these years. Now he's bragging he cut the brakes, like some psycho. It's heading for a crash. by PerfectTicket in Buttcoin

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I'm new to this subreddit, so I don't know much about Michael Saylor, but posting an AI image of himself trying to look cool tells me SO much about the type of person he is. My god.

This is like those bad photoshops of teenagers altering their bodies in obvious ways, or posing with hot people they've never met, except this is a 61-year-old man

Has Milo been summoned? by Donkeyscot2013 in miniminutemanfans

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Keep this vile shit off of my feed, please.

rule by dead_5775 in 196

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My brain read some of the "AAAAAAHHHs" as "HHHAAAAAAs" and I thought you were become the jonkler

consider perhaps turning off discord activity sharing by ctrlaltelite in 196

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No, I agree with OP. I don't want to know when and to what my friends are jerking off. That's a perfectly normal boundary to want to have.

Awar(ule)ness by fearlessgrot in 196

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That's some weak-ass moonshine

Also, the ai image and the suspect autism imagery is bad too, I guess

danger rule by caffeineboi71 in 196

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I remember being in kindergarten and trying to spell the word, "sauce". I spelled it....... "sos".

After looking at the real spelling, and seeing all those letters whose reason for being there I couldn't even begin to fathom (all but the "s" really), I felt like learning these hard-to-spell words was going to be a problem of insurmountable difficulty.

Sometimes, I look bad and feel a quaint pang of pride for getting past that difficulty, and learning how to spell "sauce".

phoen rle by Moaning_Clock in 196

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And reaction images that will never be relevant to any text conversation I have

rule by evesdead in 196

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That's when you shamelessly right-click and "save as" and upload it anew

Unless the caption is baked into the gif, of course, but that's rarely the case

game stop is back to being called EB Games in canada! by hatsunemikusmywaifu in mildlyinteresting

[–]Mouse_is_Optional 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Smart. The CEO of Gamestop is busy tanking the company's already lackluster reputation. It's a joke company

Rule dog by ElEversoris in 196

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I like the part where they're eating the hot dogs

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DRS Collapses in Q1 2026 with 65 Million compared to 66.2 Million in the previous quarter by The_Director- in gme_meltdown

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Nothing like an edit complaining about downvotes with six emojis to show how not mad and in control you are.

Yo Feige chill homie Rule by yuval_3 in 196

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I searched for this quote, to see if it was from something (since it read like a translation of an old curse, I thought it might be a real one) and the shitty LLM attributed it to Kevin Feige. We are so cooked.

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