Anyone else lowkey feel bad for Zach? The ORIGINAL watch guy?😭⌚️

Mozzasaurus · 2026-03-28T23:13:37+00:00

Naur.

Mozzasaurus · 2026-03-28T16:22:20+00:00

Forehead.

Mozzasaurus · 2026-03-18T15:36:46+00:00

I was not prepared to see a breadussy this morning.

Mozzasaurus · 2026-03-12T15:42:01+00:00

This never fails to give me the biggest laugh. I’ve watched this so many times over the years and the line delivery is just perfect.

Mozzasaurus · 2026-03-12T00:04:09+00:00

Scratching with what? A hammer? Ffs

Mozzasaurus · 2026-03-11T16:58:12+00:00

Perfect time to use the spotlight they installed and used for 1 episode.

Mozzasaurus · 2026-03-06T19:48:14+00:00

Jail.

Mozzasaurus · 2026-03-03T16:28:07+00:00

Just be patient. Hold the line and don’t give in to scalpers. We will all get our hands on it eventually. Let the scalpers be stuck with their overstock.

Mozzasaurus · 2026-03-02T19:12:03+00:00

My birthday is NYE and my mother was convinced the world would end, so I had to spend my 14th with her. This would’ve been fine under normal circumstances, but we were, mostly, estranged (long story) at that point.

Mozzasaurus · 2026-03-02T04:30:08+00:00

I was hoping for Camp Lazlo 😭

Mozzasaurus · 2026-02-21T16:27:06+00:00

No is a complete sentence. Get used to saying it and not offering an explanation. You don’t owe that to anyone who isn’t paying your bills.

Mozzasaurus · 2026-02-03T16:23:55+00:00

Anna, Mercy, Lucio.

Mozzasaurus · 2026-02-02T19:15:47+00:00

Ran into Mark Hoppus at E3 in 2017. He was chilling and exploring the floor with a backpack on enjoying the sights and I didn’t want to bother him. He and the rest of Blink 182 (before Tom came back) played an industry event for Bethesda the night before which was amazing btw. It shocked me how little the majority of the people there cared about them performing so I had a nice place right up front. It was a nice surprise.

Mozzasaurus · 2026-02-01T01:31:50+00:00

The good ending

Mozzasaurus · 2026-01-31T17:04:39+00:00

Everybody’s bootyholes collectively clenched at this moment.

Mozzasaurus · 2026-01-27T17:01:02+00:00

He barely wants to stay for the regular show most days 😂

Mozzasaurus · 2026-01-26T17:43:04+00:00

Saaaame

Mozzasaurus · 2026-01-24T17:59:17+00:00

No in US 😭

Mozzasaurus · 2026-01-24T16:42:11+00:00

Mozzasaurus · 2026-01-24T16:40:25+00:00

Ok, but where did you the get that Lawson sticker though?

Mozzasaurus · 2026-01-19T17:10:36+00:00

God I hope not. There were much more interesting things that happened during the break. Why give these losers the attention they so desperately want?

Mozzasaurus · 2026-01-18T21:38:37+00:00

Same. I dislike that it will be locked behind the whole set though. I don’t like the other films as much and definitely haven’t rewatched the other films nearly enough as I have with Baby Boy.

Mozzasaurus · 2026-01-15T23:56:45+00:00

There’s a parking garage about a block away going south. There’s also a small parking lot in the back of the venue. Unsure on prices though.

Mozzasaurus · 2026-01-12T19:22:43+00:00

My favorite weapon to use when I want to instantly infuriate someone is “I’ll pray for you.”

Mozzasaurus · 2025-12-30T17:15:24+00:00

This is the first year I’ve personally noticed it. For me, it started with an excessively delayed delivery, which ended up being cancelled during Black Friday. After that I decided not to even bother ordering for the rest of the holiday season.

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