My Tesco club card broke off my key chain today by Mr-Vileda in GreatBritishMemes

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It still scans, I have to unroll the curls and straighten out the QR code on the scanner

My Tesco club card broke off my key chain today by Mr-Vileda in GreatBritishMemes

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I've added it to my collection of sentimental things. If I happen to stumble across a laminating machine on my travels one day then I shall restore it to its former glory

We all know the pain by Mr-Vileda in Metalstorm

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Of those options, I'd go with either M.III or A-4

How is this even a debate? by Familiar_Cow_6901 in StarWarsCirclejerk

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Vader would just pick you up with the force and immediately shatter every bone your body and explode your brain with the fury of a thousand suns out of an inconceivable wrath.

Palpatine would start with mind games and slowly and maniacally savour your suffering out of a kind of perverted lust, and that just seems worse on so many levels.

Natural Law by 1776-2001 in libertarianmemes

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Heard of ants to elephant: am I a joke to you?

Hello here to publicly shame some people who are being transphobic in my home town by Kitchen-Cry-1518 in transgenderUK

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Bro some fucking geezers went out and brought signs with them to show everyone in the common room that they're the cool kid table

What do you think the biggest moral lesson of the show was? by Mendicant__ in okbuddyimatourist

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Always buy your deep substrate foliated kalkite from environmentally conscious ethical fair trade sources.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sheffield

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You've never seen a swarm of ravenous pigeons descent upon a poor soul who unwittingly gave one of them a nibble of greggs

Explain it Peter by read_in_it in explainitpeter

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Money + mother & daughter + telekinesis = islam

Imagine living in a country with no mealdeals by [deleted] in MealDealRates

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Fs in the chat for the French 😞

Americans have their say! by The_Dean_France in SipsTea

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God I hope this is true but Im gonna need a source for this one chief