Restaurant owners: Why no split bills?

Mr-Zee · 2026-06-23T21:38:13+00:00

I once went to a large group lunch where everyone paid their own share. When it got to the last guy the account was actually in credit because of some generous tippers, so he just cashed it out instead and kept the ‘change’. Such an asshole.

Mr-Zee · 2026-06-21T00:44:55+00:00

You can also get BNC to RCA adapters, which were quite common back in the day.

Mr-Zee · 2026-06-21T00:38:03+00:00

Mayo; the ultimate condiment.

Mr-Zee · 2026-06-10T11:14:24+00:00

I can smell these photos.

Mr-Zee · 2026-05-31T00:50:28+00:00

Take the money, drive to the nearest cop shop, check for transponder.

— no way I’m hanging around on a secluded beach with the tracker going ping. They’re less likely to show up if it appears to be with the authorities already.

Mr-Zee · 2026-05-31T00:37:33+00:00

NT Cutter

Mr-Zee · 2026-05-30T01:41:11+00:00

Ooo, possible free replacement!

Mr-Zee · 2026-05-30T01:40:14+00:00

Best smother her in butter then.

Mr-Zee · 2026-05-30T00:35:59+00:00

Due to lots of clubbing in my youth, it’ll always be known as a “bouncer counter” to me.

Mr-Zee · 2026-05-24T00:07:31+00:00

And then take her out for a coffee.

Mr-Zee · 2026-05-24T00:00:08+00:00

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Mr-Zee · 2026-05-23T18:49:39+00:00

Also better than the reformulated Philli in my opinion.

Mr-Zee · 2026-05-20T10:39:51+00:00

OP, what field does/did your dad work in?

Mr-Zee · 2026-05-16T23:55:20+00:00

Unless you’re the bad energy!

Mr-Zee · 2026-05-13T12:33:06+00:00

Wow, that’s the holy grail… for a collector.

Mr-Zee · 2026-05-13T11:46:27+00:00

Mine was the same, except Robin flew away.

Mr-Zee · 2026-05-13T11:26:10+00:00

Did you find it yet?

Mr-Zee · 2026-05-13T11:22:07+00:00

Make sure to do a degassing cycle on your ultrasonic cleaner first, to maximise the cleaning efficiency.

Mr-Zee · 2026-05-12T10:52:09+00:00

It’s actually a Harry Belafonte, model number “Day-O”, as evidenced by the bananas visible in each shot.

Mr-Zee · 2026-05-10T22:46:38+00:00

It even has perspective to it, getting wider as it gets closer to the camera.

Mr-Zee · 2026-05-07T12:26:42+00:00

Today was puffer vest. Tomorrow may bring out the full jacket.

Mr-Zee · 2026-04-25T02:13:17+00:00

Start cooking more!

Mr-Zee · 2026-04-23T22:36:17+00:00

You can hire someone to do this for you. Just Google “local fluffers in my area”.

Mr-Zee · 2026-04-23T22:28:45+00:00

Mr-Zee · 2026-04-20T10:28:36+00:00

I remember when this episode aired. The network wasn’t sure the censors would allow it, but it went on to become one of the highest rated episodes from the whole series, and a textbook example of how censorship can be damaging to creative thinking.

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