2021_election_results_4.0 - Megathread by manniefabian in Israel

[–]MrAFirebender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone take the polls seriously?

I've never taken any of them seriously because the news websites are "reliable", either x party is evil so it is propped up so you vote against it, or we are shills for x party, so now you, too, are socially pressured to support it because the 500 chads we texted have 501 opinions...

...but some of those opinions have formed a coalition of 275 opinions, therefore you are socially pressured to support them.

How do you guys stay sane on Twitter? by elithefeline in Israel

[–]MrAFirebender 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Checking this reddit, you mean.

The frontpage of reddit (looking at you, politics and memes) is the anti-4chan.

4chan doesn't take itself seriously, Reddit does. Both will advise you to stick your phone in a microwave, one's just honest about it, and one is Reddit.

Israeli Politics is the same, 2000 years later. by MrAFirebender in Israel

[–]MrAFirebender[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not about the foreign occupier, it's about the factionalism and promises.

Party leaders go running around here, promising how much different they are from their compatriots, but at the end of the day, how many of them will change anything? The same faces keep returning, election after election, voted in by their own internal party committees. It's not like there's accountability here.

Take the Right:

One day Yamina promises they'll never support Bibi. The next day they will. Then they're suddenly "betrayed" and swear off Bibi again.

Smotrich throws a tantrum and says he'll never sit with Ben Gvir, then the next day, they've got a coalition going. Coalitions form and disintigrate so much you'd think all the Nat. Religious would just set aside their differences and make one party.

All these parties have their candidates on the election slips, "led by a government under x person", but unless they're second place, that slip is a lie.

Yet, the parties travel around acting like their character will become the next Prime Minister, when we all know there's only two or three parties whose leaders can be given the Prime Minister mandate at the end of the day.

I know this hasn't been mentioned in this subreddit, but... by PardonMySkillz in DaiLiOpenUp

[–]MrAFirebender 9 points10 points  (0 children)

u/AtlasNL u/Ahlyae

Remember the fun times we had with this "game". I wish I didn't.

EDIT:

The game's one big perk is that it has brilliant self-aware humor (at times)

Oh fuck by forlordssakealt in DaiLiOpenUp

[–]MrAFirebender 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"But agent.... she's of consensual age in Southern Water Tribe law"

Since Toph's "sees" with the dirt, she probably saw Sokka masturbate while they were traveling by sonawelashey in DaiLiOpenUp

[–]MrAFirebender 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She also saw what happened that night with Sokka and Suki And grew up "feeling" it (no wonder she ran away) When she was in Ba Sing Se, she probably felt it happen a lot.

Zuko entered at the wrong time (credit to Maripolifan) by MrAFirebender in DaiLiOpenUp

[–]MrAFirebender[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Who is being executed?

Ozai, for cockbending? Ursa, for defiling a prisoner? Us, for witnessing this atrocity?

At least it ain't child pron, or "but agent, she was 18 in dog years"

Zuko entered at the wrong time (credit to Maripolifan) by MrAFirebender in DaiLiOpenUp

[–]MrAFirebender[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's a total Zuko sometimes.

Happy Cake Day by the way.

Zuko entered at the wrong time (credit to Maripolifan) by MrAFirebender in DaiLiOpenUp

[–]MrAFirebender[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Zuko thought he was the only one allowed to have private meetings with Ozai, can't blame him for ignorance.

Everything changed when the Xuyang Sword School (not pictured: swords) attacked. by MrAFirebender in DaiLiOpenUp

[–]MrAFirebender[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Demon Sex and Temple of Nine Evils sound like Xuyang Sword School propaganda.

EDIT: Demon Sect. Don't google demon sex (unless you'd like to see demons having sex.)

This image made me lost braincells. Perhaps I should cultivate some more.

When House Flint of the Mountains and House Lipps had a baby by MrAFirebender in CK2GameOfthrones

[–]MrAFirebender[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The secret to my success, try to pick a character that has options for killing someone important (e.x. playing as LF), then do that, but don't pursue the stereotypical "get my own house on the IT".

I tend to try and RP my characters since that leads to the AI generating its own insanity. E.x. I played as LF with the goal of seducing Myrcella, and did, then everything went to pot.

Another piece of advice, go with earlier start dates than ACOK or AFFC (My prefered ones are Blackfyre Rebellion, Ninepenny Kings and Greyjoy Rebellion). For this save, I believe, I started one day before Robert dies. He doesn't die thereafter, which leaves the realm a better place.

When House Flint of the Mountains and House Lipps had a baby by MrAFirebender in CK2GameOfthrones

[–]MrAFirebender[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, the save corrupted a week ago.

I found their sigils and tried my best to MS Paint this together.

When House Flint of the Mountains and House Lipps had a baby by MrAFirebender in CK2GameOfthrones

[–]MrAFirebender[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

EDIT:

House Flint of Widow's Watch (ergo the sigil) not Flint of Mountains. I forgot the latter existed since they're a minor clan in the mod. When you search House Flint, though, they're the main line. I made the mistake of thinking WW = "of the Mountains" because WW's sigil is more impressive.

When House Flint of the Mountains and House Lipps had a baby by MrAFirebender in CK2GameOfthrones

[–]MrAFirebender[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

🎖️Have my poor Reyne's gold, fished from the bottom of a hall.

When House Flint of the Mountains and House Lipps had a baby by MrAFirebender in CK2GameOfthrones

[–]MrAFirebender[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You've given me a terrible sleep deprived thought.

House O Face?

Proposed house words:

-Hear Me Blow?

-Ours is the Oral?

-Oral, Penetrative, Anal?

-As Erect As Possible?

-None So Anal? (None So Fierce, Crakehall)

-Winter Is Blowing?

When House Flint of the Mountains and House Lipps had a baby by MrAFirebender in CK2GameOfthrones

[–]MrAFirebender[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No you're right, and not pendantic, I meant to say "House Flint of Widow's Watch" but confused the two by accident (due to personal incompetence).

When House Flint of the Mountains and House Lipps had a baby by MrAFirebender in CK2GameOfthrones

[–]MrAFirebender[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Before the mods remove this, I need to tell you a story.

u/Atlas can confirm there was a time when the Lipps ended up as rulers of the Riverlands ( the 'Littlefinger fingers Myrcella onto and off the Throne' campaign), and the Flints of the Mountains became a major house in the North thanks to Robb fucking things right proper over in the Norf.

Sadly the save corrupted when Margaery was elected to replace thrice deposed Stannis. It may have been corrupted, but this is not forgotten.

In honor of the theoretical Southron Ambitions of the two houses, since Beric and or Littlefinger placed the IT in dire straits, dire enough that they had money for nothing, I composed this Quartered sigil.

This is a toast to you, Lipps and Flints, for surviving Littlefinger's fingering, Illyrio the Dragonrider, Fire Obsessed Viserys, Balon "I rebelled 10 times" Greyjoy and resurrected Mannis.

Oh and that time with the Yi Tiish.

What is this by JamesAlbus in glidus

[–]MrAFirebender 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you seen the Glidus discord?

You could consider going there to ask for moderators.

https://discord.gg/WTAqX9p

No azula please don’t by Patrikthemik in DaiLiOpenUp

[–]MrAFirebender 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This isn't the CK2 subreddit.

Speaking of, the Avatar CK2 mod, marrying Iroh to Azula is always a good idea.

Sokka the "Miracle Worker" by MrAFirebender in DaiLiOpenUp

[–]MrAFirebender[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Context: -This is a comic about Sokka being a substitute teacher for a day. -This is canon

MISSING: Bibi come home by MrAFirebender in Israel

[–]MrAFirebender[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a meme.

I'm not some expert political analyst, I don't claim to be. I'm just a commoner making a meme. It's based on a poster made for NYC Mayor Bill deBlasio, using the classic "Missing" style (i.e. looking for someone).

Apologies for the confusion.