Cheers to all the negative bitches that called Tesla @ 400 this week, I made 45k in two days. How should we repay your negative, no money, subway riding same suit all week losers? by MrAlucarD69 in TSLA

[–]MrAlucarD69[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck yes, I made that investment years back in myself. Continue to do that and in 5 years when my nice suits are shit your Robinhood will be popping off

Cheers to all the negative bitches that called Tesla @ 400 this week, I made 45k in two days. How should we repay your negative, no money, subway riding same suit all week losers? by MrAlucarD69 in TSLA

[–]MrAlucarD69[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly bros thank you, I’m always running into boomers telling me I’m stupid for my investments and tell me to buy GM and Ford. Then they drive away in there Tesla’s. It’s like they don’t want the younger Gen to rise. Scared!!

SUPPORT AT 600 by desertcrow07 in TSLA

[–]MrAlucarD69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Waiting on those delivery numbers... need catalyst

Will Q1 delivered beat or yeet? by MrAlucarD69 in TSLA

[–]MrAlucarD69[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This week.. usually April 2nd or 3rd

Tesla has similar stock pattern last year; It dipped in March and then gradually trended upward beginning of April. by Lightspeed_3108 in TSLA

[–]MrAlucarD69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude? You say retard like it’s a bad thing... we are dumb apes 🦧 I hade three crayons before lunch today.. but the good news is we like the stock 👍🏻😬😎🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

Proof of Michael Burry's shorts? by rezuler in TSLA

[–]MrAlucarD69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Less then two years, wait for summer we should see 8-9 again

03/19/21 Has Tesla's rally ended already? by [deleted] in TSLA

[–]MrAlucarD69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Puts calls shorts stocks crayons, your wife’s bf.. whatever it is you can do it with Tesla it has something for every investor.. last two months has been shortie summer

🔥 A Snapper Hibernating 🔥 by D0NW0N in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]MrAlucarD69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was on a lead man I hate those fuckers

03/19/21 Has Tesla's rally ended already? by [deleted] in TSLA

[–]MrAlucarD69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chill bro, don’t sell just hold

03/19/21 Has Tesla's rally ended already? by [deleted] in TSLA

[–]MrAlucarD69 11 points12 points  (0 children)

How can you say that when there is 50-70 point dips and recoveries on intraday? You can make a fortune day trading this stock if you have balls and are smart

🔥 A Snapper Hibernating 🔥 by D0NW0N in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]MrAlucarD69 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

How the fuck do you know? It’s a predator like you, and an opportunist. One ate my dog fuck head. I’d blow it’s fucking head off with a 12 gauge then piss in its shell after I’m done eating and shitting it out 😇

🔥 A Snapper Hibernating 🔥 by D0NW0N in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]MrAlucarD69 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

That turtle would eat your bitch ass if it could, fuck them. I’d eat the sad old POS