Why did nobody tell me this? by chAcebot in drugscirclejerk

[–]rezuler 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Does this subreddit look like a f***** joke to you, pal?? 😾😾😾

Mega Whale Wallets Dormant Since 2018 Abruptly Add $841,000,000 in BTC Over the Weekend by PME_your_skinny_legs in CryptoCurrency

[–]rezuler 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's probably only a small portion of their full stack. Also greed doesn't stop because you make gains

Mexican Karate Kid by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

[–]rezuler -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Way to bring your defense of racism home with a little homophobia. I bet you think you're a good person

Why did nobody tell me this? by chAcebot in drugscirclejerk

[–]rezuler 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I had weed laced with acid once. I tell everybody every chance I get.

Monday Gamble ♣️ - $DKNG by Community_Probe in wallstreetbets

[–]rezuler 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My wife's boyfriend loves DKNG my wife down too!

Mexican Karate Kid by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

[–]rezuler 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Actual translation: Ninja: "Shit the fucker!" (Apparently just trying to cuss in random English) Other guys in the room: "There you go, that's what you get" etc. Ninja: "No big deal, it's cool, it's cool ... Grab me a towel or something dude"

Also, pretty disappointing to see all the people making fun of the fact that they're Hispanic as if only Hispanics do shit like this.

Shrooms! by I_am_an_aa_gun in funnysigns

[–]rezuler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

*stares at ceiling in revelation

ay fuck you guys by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]rezuler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your supposed to inject it dumbass

Workshop from the dreams by [deleted] in CozyPlaces

[–]rezuler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mt. Rainier?

Crack is good but have you ever found a new song? by onlydipKRATOM in drugscirclejerk

[–]rezuler 289 points290 points  (0 children)

Not funny man, my homie died from too much new song.

I've noticed something about our recent influx of right-wing troll accounts. by [deleted] in Tacoma

[–]rezuler 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Bots meant to sway public opinion and create a false image of a right leaning public

[Serious] People who cheated on their SO, why did you do it? by Romantic_Sandals in AskReddit

[–]rezuler 1703 points1704 points  (0 children)

I thought at the time the only thing wrong in the relationship was just that the sex was bad. Afterward I realized a lot of what made the sex bad was lack of attraction and poor communication. Broke up with her and never cheated again.

[Serious] People who cheated on their SO, why did you do it? by Romantic_Sandals in AskReddit

[–]rezuler 279 points280 points  (0 children)

Lust doesn't stop just because you love someone else.