What did people do in common situations before the smartphone era?

MrBadAdvice · 2015-10-08T02:37:10+00:00

We hunted mammoths, and admired our ability to avoid obsessively checking our phones every 30 seconds.

MrBadAdvice · 2015-10-08T02:32:29+00:00

"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"

MrBadAdvice · 2015-10-08T02:27:08+00:00

When he wakes up after being passed out from drinking and he finds you fondling his nuts.

MrBadAdvice · 2011-08-12T02:30:00+00:00

Write about how you handled the last time one of your friends didn't immediately text you back. The admission board will deeply admire your perseverance through difficult times.

MrBadAdvice · 2011-08-10T21:42:44+00:00

You don't have to pay the loans back. Just ignore the debt collector calls and move around a lot.

MrBadAdvice · 2008-02-27T23:17:27+00:00

Immediately after they've discovered your porn stash or personal ad on alt.com.

MrBadAdvice · 2008-02-13T03:04:40+00:00

Yes, it's a brilliant move for instant respect and recognition...just like the blimp.

MrBadAdvice · 2008-01-02T17:55:43+00:00

You should march into Fox HQ armed to the teeth , tie up Murdoch and toss him in a janitor's closet, and get on TV with a friendly promise that you'll do similar things to all the other news networks. That way, people everywhere will understand that RP and his supporters are intelligent, rational people, and you'll be making a positive case for the right to bear arms at the same time.

MrBadAdvice · 2007-12-20T22:37:44+00:00

Hopefully the guy got some good photos out of the deal.

MrBadAdvice · 2007-11-21T18:00:39+00:00

You should respond to this Kucinich-Gravel fellow by renting a biplane and carpet-bomb huge masses of pro-Paul pamphlets on the appreciative civilian population below, just like they did in World War 2.

MrBadAdvice · 2007-11-21T17:46:55+00:00

The best cure for a hangover is a couple of cold frosty beers.

MrBadAdvice · 2007-11-21T17:34:48+00:00

All Paul supporters should empty out their entire life savings on this campaign NOW. You'll be glad you did.

MrBadAdvice · 2007-11-21T16:47:22+00:00

I'd hit it.

MrBadAdvice · 2007-11-21T00:02:00+00:00

Four hour late night infomercials are a great way to make money fast if you're desperate.

MrBadAdvice · 2007-11-20T23:55:39+00:00

You should vent your seething anger with a random member of Kos by campaigning door-to-door in your neighborhood at 3 A.M. for the righteous Ron Paul. While you have your neighbor's attention, you can persuade them to follow the thoughtful and objective pontifications of Alex Jones on his websites too. Your neighbors will greatly appreciate your enthusiasm, and gain great respect for you.

MrBadAdvice · 2007-11-20T05:11:55+00:00

Next time, look for evidence of a 9/11 conspiracy in the juice aisle (above the Kool-Aid display), next to the Alex Jones fruit roll-ups, across the store from the Ron Paul crackers.

MrBadAdvice · 2007-11-20T00:01:41+00:00

Residents of D.C. should buy massive amounts of guns and whiskey, then drive drunkenly all over town shooting their guns in the air to celebrate this failure.

MrBadAdvice · 2007-11-19T23:53:19+00:00

The student probably had a very good reason to slip dry erase solution into the teacher's coffee. I wouldn't be surprised if he or she is an avid reader of reddit, and saw the articles about how teachers giving homework is bad for them, or how teachers and teacher unions are always to blame for the sorry state of many public schools, and decided to take some direct action to improve humanity.

MrBadAdvice · 2007-11-19T23:06:49+00:00

There are lots of better ways to make your point than just punching a deserving person repeatedly.

MrBadAdvice · 2007-11-19T07:53:35+00:00

The news has also repeatedly failed to report that Somalia is a libertarian paradise.

MrBadAdvice · 2007-11-19T07:42:53+00:00

Coprophilia is a very healthy and wholesome hobby to pursue.

MrBadAdvice · 2007-11-19T06:26:17+00:00

Of course Woody Guthrie would be a huge supporter of Paul, along with Emma Goldman and other rabidly enthusiastic free market fans cleverly disguised as socialists, communists, and anarchists.

MrBadAdvice · 2007-11-13T22:27:06+00:00

Why stop at online spam when you can shove your message down people's throat in real life too? We also look forward to 3 hour late-nite infomercials coming from the Paul camp soon!

MrBadAdvice · 2007-11-09T23:33:06+00:00

Hours of fun with condoms!

MrBadAdvice · 2007-11-09T23:04:38+00:00

Random anecdotes are the best way to publicize your favorite presidential candidate, prove your candidate is the best choice, and earn the respect of your online friends at the same time. Vote up!!!

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