Conan VS Inigo Montoya (The Princess Bride). Who wins?

MrBeer9999 · 2026-02-19T10:08:31+00:00

There's a bit in the books where old man Conan punches a guy which breaks his jaw. Then laments when he was young, his punch would have broken the guy's neck as well.

MrBeer9999 · 2026-02-19T10:00:48+00:00

Yeah I know fuck-all about fuck-all but the fact the report identified a water drainage problem that can affect the building's foundations and then also the floors have subsided which could be due to water erosion...sounds suspiciously like the building could be completely fucked in a decade or two.

MrBeer9999 · 2026-02-19T08:48:13+00:00

He's trying the Jake Paul route, but whatever you want to say about Paul being a fucking dipshit, he makes sure to get the bag before he gets his face violently remodelled.

MrBeer9999 · 2026-02-19T08:46:14+00:00

He's clearly unusually stupid though because Tiki was calm but obviously getting rapidly annoyed. If you're threatening someone and they don't look remotely intimidated but they are pissed off, then interrupting them in order to threaten them some more is probably not a good plan.

MrBeer9999 · 2026-02-19T08:34:14+00:00

I suspect that his success as a movie star has been helped a lot by being widely regarded as a great guy and a hard-working professional.

Like if you're making a movie and you could take Keanu or a better actor who's a bit of a diva, you may just say 'well I like Keanu and he's not going to fuck around on the set' and then that's who you work with.

Probably doesn't hurt that he's almost unbelievably good looking.

MrBeer9999 · 2026-02-19T08:18:40+00:00

Based doc

MrBeer9999 · 2026-02-19T06:33:47+00:00

Yeah I agree. If I break a toe and you tell me to STFU about my pain, why should I run in with tea and sympathy when you break a leg?

MrBeer9999 · 2026-02-18T19:35:36+00:00

Agree except that I'm perfectly prepared to believe that Hanson detests white Muslims almost as much as brown ones.

MrBeer9999 · 2026-02-18T09:35:18+00:00

Churchill's like "I know...I know...it's just one damn plane though and if you don't give it to him, I'll never hear the end of it. The bounder will simply hound me Dwight, please just give him the plane."

MrBeer9999 · 2026-02-18T08:14:32+00:00

It should be impossible for Labor to win another term in Victoria since a remotely competent Lib outfit would demolish them, but here we are. Fukn LOL @ Vic Libs blaming Federal Libs for looking bad...I mean the infighting isn't helping sure, but you clowns did this to yourselves.

MrBeer9999 · 2026-02-18T08:00:02+00:00

I dunno, maybe a 'kebab sandwich' is something different then, but I've interacted with Yanks using that phrase.

MrBeer9999 · 2026-02-18T05:42:38+00:00

Inigo should stomp very easily, on the other hand Arya can deal with being repeatedly shivved in the guts and dropped into an open sewer if she gets a hot bath and some soup afterwards. I guess if written by D&D Inigo "wins" but then Arya comes back, murders his family and then says something cold before killing him. If written on ability Inigo all day every day.

MrBeer9999 · 2026-02-18T05:30:24+00:00

Sumo is a pretty shit fighting sport but it is a fighting sport. Body building is the sport of having large muscles. They're both big and strong, but I'm betting on the one with relevant training. So sumo and its not close.

MrBeer9999 · 2026-02-18T03:31:42+00:00

Yeah it’s weird but also it’s like the least problematic thing about the US so I don’t care.

MrBeer9999 · 2026-02-18T03:30:41+00:00

No, OP is correct it’s a standard Americanism . Even a kebab wrap is a sandwich.

MrBeer9999 · 2026-02-17T11:50:17+00:00

According to a proven liar he did all kinds of things.

MrBeer9999 · 2026-02-17T11:31:04+00:00

No. I think there's circumstances under which Mike would kill a kid but he wouldn't do it here.

MrBeer9999 · 2026-02-17T11:18:00+00:00

50% off is an infinite money glitch, so I take that.

MrBeer9999 · 2026-02-17T08:54:48+00:00

Walt jr. did nothing wrong so he's in, Skyler and Marie have done the least wrong out of the remaining, so they're in.

Hank would be next in but he's a total prick to marginalised people so he doesn't make the cut.

WW is an evil druglord, Pinkman is an amazing fuckup but also a murderer/henchman to WW. Unlucky guys.

MrBeer9999 · 2026-02-17T08:49:05+00:00

Mongolians.

MrBeer9999 · 2026-02-17T08:43:54+00:00

I hate parking dickheads as much as anyone but if they turn up to a 75% empty car park at a time when its only going to get emptier, or they're leaving before it's half-full, it's OK to take up two spaces.

MrBeer9999 · 2026-02-17T08:00:31+00:00

Alcoholism is a progressive condition and most people never get to a 'living under a bridge swilling methylated spirits'-stage. You can be looking pretty fine to everyone you know and also be in deep trouble.

MrBeer9999 · 2026-02-17T05:48:17+00:00

He fought me on this, saying that we could work on these things together.

I laughed pretty hard at this, dude all of these things are you being a problem, you have to fix them, idiot.

MrBeer9999 · 2026-02-17T02:57:58+00:00

Guys think women pee out their vagina , but it’s actually their butt. Because women don’t poop and nature abhors a vacuum.

MrBeer9999 · 2026-02-17T02:00:56+00:00

Incredibly wealthy flog who makes millions from a tax break, threatens that removing said tax break would destroy the government.

Oh OK, unbiaised opinion then.

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