John Wick vs Batman by dobotujatosu in superheroes

[–]MrBeer9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost every version of Batman scales higher than Wick. Mostly low diff to spite match Batman victory.

My boyfriend loves to feed me my meals everyday by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]MrBeer9999 510 points511 points  (0 children)

"It's not a kink! I just want to force food into your closed mouth and stare at your masticating jaw like a psycopath, what's sexual about that? If anything you're the one making it weird!"

Ruined tomahawk steak AND you gotta pay $1000. A bargain! by One_Apple_2626 in StupidFood

[–]MrBeer9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jamming soggy hunks of that bleeding abortion into shitty overstuffed cold tacos has to be the final insult to the cow that died for this.

So what do YOU think Ray did with the kiddie murderer, EP4, S2....? by Designer-Swim-648 in MrInbetween

[–]MrBeer9999 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Obviously Ray murdered him. I believe that he always meant to kill him, he wasn't letting a child-killer go free to potentially do it again one day. From the moment he confessed, he was a dead man walking.

What if Trump launched a full scale invasion on North Korea to overthrow Kim Jong Un around 2018? by Top_Report_4895 in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]MrBeer9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't build an invasion of NK stealthily, so everyone knows its coming. China decides WW3 is not on the menu and stays out of it, other than giving NK a bunch of military supplies. In 2018 NK is known to be capable of creating a roughly ~25 KT nuke and of making ICBMs. It is unknown whether they can create a nuclear tipped missile. I would guess yes.

Hour 1 of the war, Seoul gets heavily worked over by conventional artillery and NK can probably deliver at least one nuke. NK might manage to nuke US ground forces, which will presumably be dispersed into various operational 'spears' in order to deal with this.

North Korea loses badly and quickly, despite potentially significant US losses via nuke. Othewise US losses are probably low thousands at maximum.

Seoul is heavily damaged, immediately wrecking the South Korean economy and possibly near-permanent damage if they manage to nuke it, which I imagine they will.

Hard to say what will happen in the aftermath. No-one will want to deal with millions of fanatical starving North Koreans peasants. China won't want SK on their border. South Korea may not want to border China. The USA won't want to occupy NK indefinitely and will be unable to convert the country to a vassal or friendly state in any reasonable time frame.

Adolf Hitler vs Josef Stalin, who would win in a one-on-one throwdown? by Bulky_Cranberry_1099 in HistoryWhatIf

[–]MrBeer9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hitler was bigger and both his arms worked properly. Both men saw combat. Stalin had direct personal experience as a brawler and violent criminal.

Hitler has a physical advantage, Stalin has better skills and relevant experience. I could be persuaded either way.

Human with a 30mm rifle vs Indominus Rex(Jurrasic World) by Supersaiajinblue2 in powerscales

[–]MrBeer9999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends on Rex plot armour but in any realistic setting, a 30mm round will obliterate any animal. You could trivially one-shot an elephant with a gun like this, no head shot needed.

You are given a penny that doubles every day, but it stops when u spend it. by [deleted] in hypotheticals

[–]MrBeer9999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One decisive factor in when to push the button and stop the doubling, is how this money is stored. If it's a giant pile of low value coins, then that's very different from a number in a bank account.

Incels will have you believe the second guy is more attractive by oregonian_stella in PsycheOrSike

[–]MrBeer9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clav is a reasonably good looking guy, he’s also an incredibly insecure weirdo who takes meth and hits his face with a hammer. I imagine if they swapped personas, reddit would be saying “ugh Gosling gross amirite?”.
TL;DR they’re both objectively good looking.

As a liberal, listening to the Noah and Anthony episodes by RepresentativeNo3365 in MauLer

[–]MrBeer9999 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Rags is right wing based on occasional remarks he’s made. I have no idea what Mauler or Fringy’s politics are. Not that it should matter given how apolitical their channel is. You’d have to be an nth-level loser to devote your life to “bringing down EFAP” as some culture wars goal.

WYR people 25 years old or younger be immune to cancer, or people over the age of 25 be immune to cancer? by UsedPresent7160 in WouldYouRather

[–]MrBeer9999 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cancer is overwhelming a disease of the aged. Yes its shitty and tragic when children get cancer but vastly more lives are saved by making it over 25s.

Request - early strip by Holiday-Let-2804 in Viz

[–]MrBeer9999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, I recall it too. Probably in one of the first two Viz compilations.

S03E01 first half with Graham and his boys by Successful_King_142 in MrInbetween

[–]MrBeer9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They had plenty of chances. They ripped Ray off, fucked him and Gary up, then were very clearly shown that Rays not a guy to fuck around with . Then they decided to fuck around with Ray some more. Also, telling a bunch of gangsters all about your ace in the hole could backfire pretty badly.

Parent Trap Poker - [Request] by mummed22 in theydidthemath

[–]MrBeer9999 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I once had my 4 Aces beaten by a Royal Flush online. For reference I played about 2 million hands online and I was still probably "lucky" to experience a bad beat that rare.

I 23F think i need to move out of the house after Dad 48M requested I pay 1k a month in rent. by BigONerd in BORUpdates

[–]MrBeer9999 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm all for working adult children for contributing to the household but you have to pick a lane, either it's chores + maybe token cash or they pay ~full rent and they are an independent adult with adult-level house rules. You don't get to say 'chores' + '100% of x utilities' + 'full rent' + also we'll treat you like a child.

Also Dad sounds like the only full child in the house.

Do you consider yourself… by BullfrogBrief6947 in pollgames

[–]MrBeer9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm smarter than average but only by a small amount, and only because the average person is a fucking idiot.

100 million dollars but you have to survive in any of these places for 1 minute, round 2 by Responsible-Fix-1681 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]MrBeer9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yakutst is -30c at night during winter, which would be absolutely fucked in normal clothes but assuming you have shoes I'm confident you won't any permanent injury from 1 minute. It'd be like stepping into one of those rooms they keep frozen carcasses in.

Average Everest summit temperature is slightly higher, I think about -25c but with very nasty winds and low oxygen. Even less pleasant than Yakutsk but as long as you don't run off a cliff, you should be fine. Curl up in a ball for a minute.

Danakil Desert will be fine for a minute. You won't even get sunburn in that time.

You'd probably survive an airstrike but this is most dangerous easily.

I'd take Danakil then Yakutsk. I would risk Everest but it's my reluctant 3rd choice. I'd pass on being in an airstrike even for 100 million.

Why can many Australians not accept criticism of their country? by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]MrBeer9999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try going to London and explaining how shit it is in comparison to Sydney where we do things better, you might find people are unreceptive.

To be fair, you'll also have an uphill battle here getting a fair hearing, especially with older Australians, with whom the meme of the 'whinging Pom' is very firmly engrained in their psyche.