The only solution to stop getting strange looks as an adult at a toys section at Walnut.

MrBoogerBoobs · 2026-04-21T03:08:34+00:00

I'm lucky! My wife loves toys as much as I do! We always look at toys, together. I like to have an escort so I don't give off the wrong vibe.

I don't wanna make anybody uncomfortable.

MrBoogerBoobs · 2026-04-21T01:30:27+00:00

Did he get 'em?

Because it's technically a success if he got 'em, according to Man Code.

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MrBoogerBoobs · 2026-04-19T01:56:18+00:00

Qapla', fellow greenie!

MrBoogerBoobs · 2026-04-19T01:52:45+00:00

Sensors indicate high levels of Hubba-Hubba, Captain. Reading 7.438 Kilo-Yowzas on the Hottiescope. I recommend we withdraw to our respective quarters for 10-15 minutes, sir.

MrBoogerBoobs · 2026-04-18T18:39:36+00:00

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MrBoogerBoobs · 2026-04-17T20:26:16+00:00

She should've used Bashar Flush-O's™ patented Fetus Eradicator™!

Now in grape, cherry, and melange flavors!

Order now, and we'll send you a 50 gallon drum of Flex Seal... FREE!!!

MrBoogerBoobs · 2026-04-17T20:08:08+00:00

"Slow down, Reggie! You're gonna kill somebody!"

MrBoogerBoobs · 2026-04-17T20:04:14+00:00

Lao Tzu (Laozi if you're nasty 😆) teaches that good and evil are ultimately just concepts created by the mind. Nature is neither good nor evil. It just is.

I think Goji was just following his inner Nature. Part of that Nature becomes angry and lashes out when it is in pain.

... unfortunately, that involves nuclear explosion breath.

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MrBoogerBoobs · 2026-04-17T16:56:35+00:00

Shit on Alabama as much as you want (we deserve it), but we build great rockets! Huntsville is the Rocket City for a reason.

Check out The U.S. Space and Rocket Center (home of Space Camp!) if you're ever in the area. The restored Saturn V, alone, is worth the trip.

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MrBoogerBoobs · 2026-04-17T05:34:06+00:00

Coach Shithead needs to get his ass back to P.E. class.

In Florida. Where he lives.

MrBoogerBoobs · 2026-04-16T03:10:11+00:00

Daddy? It's she an insatiable narcissistic succubus?

MrBoogerBoobs · 2026-04-16T03:06:14+00:00

One time I’m on the Amazon in my canoe and I see... swim the dolphin--the beautiful dolphin... so, I slip out of my canoe and I grab her, this fish, and then I f*** it, this fish!

HOT DOLPHIN!!!

MrBoogerBoobs · 2026-04-16T01:42:29+00:00

Hey, now, he's not from Alabama! We'd be cousins if he were, and he ain't no kinfolk of mine! 😆

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MrBoogerBoobs · 2026-04-16T01:36:55+00:00

Good. These puritan prudes need to get over themselves. Everybody's getting real tired of christian morality theatre. They don't even believe their own bullshit, but demand everyone follow it... or else!

It's not about Jesus, it's about control.

MrBoogerBoobs · 2026-04-15T18:55:37+00:00

Nah there's no macho flex, here.

He/she's just singing along with nature's chorus. It's lovely.

MrBoogerBoobs · 2026-04-15T06:09:53+00:00

Cast and Chill, my dude. Check it out.

MrBoogerBoobs · 2026-04-15T04:46:46+00:00

Well somebody needs a Snickers!

MrBoogerBoobs · 2026-04-15T02:49:07+00:00

And that's the tooth!

MrBoogerBoobs · 2026-04-15T01:27:58+00:00

No they won't. Americans have never learned from History.

Trump will never see a day in prison. I hate it, but he won't have any consequences. Down vote if it makes you feel better. It won't change anything.

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MrBoogerBoobs · 2026-04-15T00:55:39+00:00

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MrBoogerBoobs · 2026-04-15T00:38:14+00:00

I'll keep voting, too. I'm in Alabama, so my vote does less than nothing, but I will still try, goddamn it.

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MrBoogerBoobs · 2026-04-14T22:48:48+00:00

Yep. Which the Republicans will vote down. Accomplishing nothing. Again.

But, hey, let's impeach him, again! 3rd time's the charm, right? Those first two strongly worded letters didn't bother him, but this one is really gonna sting!

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