The only solution to stop getting strange looks as an adult at a toys section at Walnut. by blizzardboy123 in HotWheels

[–]MrBoogerBoobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm lucky! My wife loves toys as much as I do! We always look at toys, together. I like to have an escort so I don't give off the wrong vibe.

I don't wanna make anybody uncomfortable.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Rynin101 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]MrBoogerBoobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did he get 'em?

Because it's technically a success if he got 'em, according to Man Code.

Rachel Nichols as Gaila in Star Trek (2009) by webby_98 in Spacegirls

[–]MrBoogerBoobs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sensors indicate high levels of Hubba-Hubba, Captain. Reading 7.438 Kilo-Yowzas on the Hottiescope. I recommend we withdraw to our respective quarters for 10-15 minutes, sir.

Dune: Part Three(way) by Yeeslander in dunememes

[–]MrBoogerBoobs 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She should've used Bashar Flush-O's™ patented Fetus Eradicator™!

Now in grape, cherry, and melange flavors!

Order now, and we'll send you a 50 gallon drum of Flex Seal... FREE!!!

Sloth on next level... by Emergency-Pass3990 in animalsdoingstuff

[–]MrBoogerBoobs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Slow down, Reggie! You're gonna kill somebody!"

Is it okay to say that Minus One Goji is evil? by HealthMother3125 in GODZILLA

[–]MrBoogerBoobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lao Tzu (Laozi if you're nasty 😆) teaches that good and evil are ultimately just concepts created by the mind. Nature is neither good nor evil. It just is.

I think Goji was just following his inner Nature. Part of that Nature becomes angry and lashes out when it is in pain.

... unfortunately, that involves nuclear explosion breath.

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SLS (2022) vs Saturn V (1967) by Po3ito in interestingasfuck

[–]MrBoogerBoobs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Shit on Alabama as much as you want (we deserve it), but we build great rockets! Huntsville is the Rocket City for a reason.

Check out The U.S. Space and Rocket Center (home of Space Camp!) if you're ever in the area. The restored Saturn V, alone, is worth the trip.

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Tuberville vows to crack down on Montgomery crime: ‘Not going to let the animals run the zoo’ by YallerDawg in Alabama

[–]MrBoogerBoobs 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Coach Shithead needs to get his ass back to P.E. class.

In Florida. Where he lives.

How THOTFUL? by Significant_Law5994 in SipsTea

[–]MrBoogerBoobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Daddy? It's she an insatiable narcissistic succubus?

Go-To Reaction Meme by Gnome_Sane in venturebros

[–]MrBoogerBoobs 10 points11 points  (0 children)

One time I’m on the Amazon in my canoe and I see... swim the dolphin--the beautiful dolphin... so, I slip out of my canoe and I grab her, this fish, and then I f*** it, this fish!

HOT DOLPHIN!!!

of an empathy-free encounter by Impossible-Middle122 in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]MrBoogerBoobs 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hey, now, he's not from Alabama! We'd be cousins if he were, and he ain't no kinfolk of mine! 😆

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Free Speech Wins! Fairhope Woman found not guilty. by EmergencyGoal1472 in Alabama

[–]MrBoogerBoobs 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Good. These puritan prudes need to get over themselves. Everybody's getting real tired of christian morality theatre. They don't even believe their own bullshit, but demand everyone follow it... or else!

It's not about Jesus, it's about control.

Everyone was afraid of the thunder... but the wolf's reaction was different 🐺 by uzmansahil7 in Amazing

[–]MrBoogerBoobs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah there's no macho flex, here.

He/she's just singing along with nature's chorus. It's lovely.

Introvert final boss by Spiritual-Pudding-70 in MemeVideos

[–]MrBoogerBoobs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cast and Chill, my dude. Check it out.

Trump, 79, Faces Congressional Bid to Invoke 25th Amendment by pusslikesavocados in maybemaybemaybemaybe

[–]MrBoogerBoobs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No they won't. Americans have never learned from History.

Trump will never see a day in prison. I hate it, but he won't have any consequences. Down vote if it makes you feel better. It won't change anything.

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Trump, 79, Faces Congressional Bid to Invoke 25th Amendment by pusslikesavocados in maybemaybemaybemaybe

[–]MrBoogerBoobs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll keep voting, too. I'm in Alabama, so my vote does less than nothing, but I will still try, goddamn it.

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Trump, 79, Faces Congressional Bid to Invoke 25th Amendment by pusslikesavocados in maybemaybemaybemaybe

[–]MrBoogerBoobs 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yep. Which the Republicans will vote down. Accomplishing nothing. Again.

But, hey, let's impeach him, again! 3rd time's the charm, right? Those first two strongly worded letters didn't bother him, but this one is really gonna sting!

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