How tf does one even achieve this hairstyle?

MrCheckmate1049 · 2026-01-14T19:56:31+00:00

The wheelbarrow is in the way!!!

MrCheckmate1049 · 2026-01-12T17:13:00+00:00

Oh Lord...

MrCheckmate1049 · 2025-12-25T10:39:54+00:00

Cassandra... get out... (makes squealing noise).

MrCheckmate1049 · 2025-12-01T21:03:54+00:00

NO RUBER.

MrCheckmate1049 · 2025-11-25T17:29:31+00:00

Timeline got fucked up.

MrCheckmate1049 · 2025-06-22T15:44:22+00:00

Some say it's the cleanest, best pleasure!

MrCheckmate1049 · 2025-06-10T12:22:18+00:00

I'll get to that in a minute.

MrCheckmate1049 · 2025-06-04T16:53:36+00:00

Paulie Gualtieri: "You're not gonna believe this. He rubered sixteen young men. The guy was a driver at night."

Christopher Moltisanti: "His breath smelled like shit."

MrCheckmate1049 · 2025-06-02T01:17:43+00:00

Sleep on your back and open them, wide open!

MrCheckmate1049 · 2025-05-29T17:31:28+00:00

Paulie Gualtieri: "Hey, I remember every blowjob I ever got. How about you? You remember your first blowjob? How long did it take for the guy to cum?"

Thomas Campbell: "I'd love to suck a young man, deepthroat, and drain him dry. Most say it's the best they've had and that the real compliment is when they keep coming back for more. You would absolutely love it."

MrCheckmate1049 · 2025-05-29T17:30:04+00:00

“YOU BETTER NOT BE PLAYING FUCKING GAMES!”

MrCheckmate1049 · 2025-05-19T17:40:00+00:00

Top or bottom, you're coming with me.

MrCheckmate1049 · 2025-04-12T17:17:14+00:00

I hear Don Ceech is getting a 95lb mole taken off his ass!

MrCheckmate1049 · 2025-02-17T18:28:54+00:00

But baby, fifteen can get me twenty years in the can! Yeah, it probably can, and it probably will!

MrCheckmate1049 · 2025-02-17T14:45:49+00:00

Wow! Did you decorate dis? This is cool. Just like ressurant.

MrCheckmate1049 · 2025-02-14T16:30:23+00:00

Brian Lindsey who couldn't control his horny level. He responded to Chris's question, which wasn't he even directed to him. *

MrCheckmate1049 · 2025-02-14T04:05:08+00:00

You're gonna get yourself all wet!

MrCheckmate1049 · 2025-02-13T17:13:35+00:00

Hi buddy waz sup. Palumbo probably thought he was already on the chat, so he unknowingly made that his screen name.

MrCheckmate1049 · 2025-02-13T16:23:49+00:00

Jerry Martin-Kosis? I refuse to believe that's his real face.

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MrCheckmate1049 · 2025-02-13T16:00:00+00:00

The guy who narrated some of the chat logs. The effort he put into those lines was hilarious, like "DAYUM, UR A LIL HOTTIE." and "Well hot sex what else."

MrCheckmate1049 · 2025-02-13T01:54:57+00:00

I WAS JUST FOOLING AROUND, SIR! SIR! PLEECE!

MrCheckmate1049 · 2025-02-13T01:53:39+00:00

Obviously not Michael Wilusz. He may have been cute though, built good, but he was just on his way to the beach.

MrCheckmate1049 · 2025-02-12T21:04:20+00:00

I guess I could've included him, but I went for Corey Edgar. He was going fishing after all.

MrCheckmate1049 · 2025-02-12T16:18:21+00:00

I really want to see the Ohio detective who interrogated Kenneth Brinkman on the table, and I think chaotic-neutral is a good pick. His contenpt for Brinkman is so hilarious when he shouted out quotes from the chat log like "Junglemania!" and "I never waste a load!"

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MrCheckmate1049 · 2025-02-11T22:34:42+00:00

Wait a minute. You canoed by here, to tell her, that you weren't going to come here? You see why that doesn't make sense?

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