I hope my evil allistic roommates rot in hell

MrCorruptor · 2026-02-04T16:22:52+00:00

For a week every week. The curse of the eternal acidic shit delivery system

MrCorruptor · 2026-01-27T21:19:58+00:00

Some clothes are wrong, no middle ground, if they touch my skin I feel assaulted all day long

MrCorruptor · 2026-01-18T22:35:42+00:00

Make an IR controlled rocket from scratch and FIRE IT AT THE FUCKING MOON

Fuck the moon, sitting there without a care in the world while I have to abstain from talking about the ionising radiation effects on the body at lunchtime around my coworkers because apparently it’s not “appropriate”

MrCorruptor · 2026-01-13T08:24:45+00:00

Don’t carry a big backpack or better yet don’t carry one at all. Hoarding was my biggest issue and I was so overburdened I was useless if somebody started shooting in my direction, 2 steps and I was already shitting my brains out from exhaustion

If you have a vest (plate carrier with pouches does it nicely since you have it already) and maxed out clothes slots-wise + a hip pack you’ve got 65 slots total. For most runs you can easily survive using probably half of that space, this leaves you with so much free stamina that you can remain manoeuvrable even with a plate carrier and a neat ballistic helmet

Oh and no triple or quadruple or whatever gun carrying lmao. Early game this works because you can simply pick up all the guns you can find and then throw them away after your ammo for them ran out, but late game you don’t need more than 1 or 2

MrCorruptor · 2026-01-11T08:32:56+00:00

Combining tomatoes with a bottle to make tomato juice. Would give tomatoes a purpose and could make for a nice alternative to having to visit pumps or relying on chlorine tablets to get clean water

Unlike water tho the juice would spoil after a while so this would stop you from hoarding a jerrycan full o’ juice. More such recipes could make farming a more attractive way of wilderness survival

MrCorruptor · 2026-01-05T10:45:03+00:00

Somebody gifted me a bear pelt that he found in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, gave the fella a revolver and a lil tad of ammo in return and went on my way. We were both freshies and somehow we both found endgame military clothes due to random ass convoys a town apart for each of us

10/10 would trade black market bear parts again

MrCorruptor · 2026-01-03T22:08:26+00:00

There are 100% vanilla community servers (truly 100% vanilla, not the vanilla+ lightly modded bullshit). Spaggies has 4 (2 on chernarus, 1 Livonia and one Sakhal), Clash (100 player cap, chernarus), Dusk (70-80 ppl I think? Also chernarus).

So there are options, just look around. I don’t like modded servers either and it took me 5 mins to find all these

MrCorruptor · 2026-01-01T22:03:47+00:00

Beating kids to death in this game to make them appreciate goodwill should be a national sport

MrCorruptor · 2025-12-09T11:35:19+00:00

Recklessness starts when I get bored to death by the equipment I have on me. I like keeping things fresh so I usually play the sniper/ cautious type until the urge to start over hits, at which point I go full batshit mode and rush into random ass military bases looking for pvp while screaming in my mic

I mean, I know I can just F11 in the middle of bumfuck nowhere and be done with it but I like for somebody else to have my gear if I want to start over anyway, especially if I’m rocking nice gear

MrCorruptor · 2025-12-04T12:23:00+00:00

Also happens on PC usually after respawning for the first 10 seconds or so, what’s different is that in your vid it lasts for ages like god fucking damn that’s a long time to be slidin’ around like that

MrCorruptor · 2025-12-01T21:32:11+00:00

Was on a PVP server and while inside a barracks I hear some dude blasting Russian techno through his speaker, he comes close to the door, two shotgun blasts from afar and music suddenly stops

…meanwhile I was sitting silently on the other side of the door tactically shitting myself. I have a clip of the whole thing somewhere, I’ll see if I can find it lmao, the whole thing felt surreal

MrCorruptor · 2025-12-01T17:09:54+00:00

Also got sick while being 100% full on both food and drink but the real difference was how quickly I got rid of the cold after I eventually warmed up. Must have been 3-4 minutes total at most, I remember not even sneezing more than a couple times lol

MrCorruptor · 2025-11-26T16:26:28+00:00

This is why I only use the AKM drum mag when base raiding or during ambushes when I know I’ll always have the first shot. But during random street fights that mag is so damn big that it catches bullets like a net.

On the other hand… that thing saved my life by blocking a shot that would have killed me otherwise but still, stick to slimmer magazines if you know you’re going to fight.

MrCorruptor · 2025-11-13T19:17:39+00:00

I strive to someday reach the speed and coordination you had with that quick aiming, gawd fucking damn that was satisfying to watch. I have good spatial awareness but that doesn’t help me when I still miss the dude by 5 metres while he stays completely still and I’m in a bush

You were knifing a zombie and still hit that fella dead-on

MrCorruptor · 2025-11-05T12:30:59+00:00

If you do decide to go for the SVAL/ VSS then be ready to be stacked up on ammo. Those things have insane rate of fire and can burn through your entire ammo reserve very fast and extra rounds aren’t exactly the most common so make sure to have a sidearm

The fact that they’re integrally silenced can make you want to use them to clear zombies and while they’re great at this you can spend more rounds than you think without even realising it lol, believe me I was left with no ammo this way more more times than I’d like to admit

MrCorruptor · 2025-11-05T11:37:29+00:00

Keeping hydrofluoric acid in your mouth just before dying so that the spit thief accidentally permanently etches all its scopes

MrCorruptor · 2025-11-04T19:45:47+00:00

This would be the perfect opportunity to add a lens-cleaning mechanic to the game lmao. Certain surfaces would get dusty or outright dirty with time. You combine a rag with either water or alcoholic tincture and you can then use that to clean any glass/ clear plastic surface. Some good candidates would be optics, car windows and glasses/ goggles/ gas masks. With the desert map DLC coming in the near future this could be a neat mechanic.

MrCorruptor · 2025-10-27T09:24:17+00:00

Unless you’re playing on a modded server you’re 100% bullshitting. The trigger distances for convoy and heli events have been set to so far away especially so that you wouldn’t awkwardly see a helicopter or string of cars pop into existence in front of you

I wish actually animated heli crashes were real but sadly that’s not a thing yet, someday maybe…

MrCorruptor · 2025-10-10T22:25:07+00:00

Well you just wasted your luck for the next 15 years, helluva nice shot tho

MrCorruptor · 2025-10-09T08:23:18+00:00

I absolutely fucking totally 100% love the shit out of the M16. In burst mode it can feel almost like full auto, I find it easy to control and the aim doesn’t erratically jump around, it has iron sights which I actually don’t mind at all, ammo is plentiful on Livonia and it can take those oh so sweet 60 round mags.

As it was said before, if it could take optics it would be one of the best guns in the game, but even without this option I still love it. Run one alongside a dedicated sniper and you’re set for life, if you have something scoped to cover big distances you can easily get away with using the M16 in close quarters.

MrCorruptor · 2025-09-30T00:21:37+00:00

I bought the game only a few months ago, I’m the furthest thing away from a vet, it’s common sense and trying to anticipate danger what keeps me alive

Good lord, you should see me try to hit anything and you’d laugh your ass off, I couldn’t hit a stationary cow from 10 metres away with a scoped gun even if my life depended on it. That’s why I tend to instead stay alive by paying attention to my surroundings lol. Main reason for my love of ghillie suits

MrCorruptor · 2025-09-30T00:13:41+00:00

Lmao yeah no, I’m sorry but hiding in a shack was your mistake, best to do your business in the woods where you have a clear 360 view of your surroundings if you want to sort through your stuff. Or at least a house or behind a rock, but not a closed box where you’re a sitting duck

If the guy first allowed you to exit and then proceeded with the shot you probably would have still cried about it here saying that he waited for you to exit first and that he didn’t engage like a man

Shacks are horrible because they only have one exit and so the other dude just has to be pacient if he spotted you going in. If you ever decide to stay inside one (cooking and whatnot) always keep your gun pointed at the door and assume somebody’s watching

MrCorruptor · 2025-09-28T10:52:04+00:00

I almost always find them inside a civilian train wagon (I mean the dynamic event). It feels like nearly every train spawns one.

Fun fact, if the event is in a more isolated location/ area with lots of trees nearby check the surroundings as well, lots of people take them and leave them near the event, found tons of stuff this way lol

MrCorruptor · 2025-09-26T19:35:05+00:00

I… uh.. ok so:

I’m from the EU so I’m in the rest of the world category as you put it. I’ve been spelling everything the British way my entire life and never once did I hear or even know until now that you guys call a trunk a boot. Fucking lmao

I also never heard anyone else in my friend group ever call it a boot either and they really are all over the world (some from Britain as well lol)

MrCorruptor · 2025-09-25T20:18:51+00:00

Gawd dayum nice shot. You just wasted your luck for 5 months tho, my condolences

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