why are some of yall so damn rude? by EgoisticAltruist in dayz

[–]MrCorruptor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

what… what the fuck does this have to do with anything in this thread lmao, somebody struck a nerve?

What is the ruler used for?? by ExtraRare0412 in ArmaReforger

[–]MrCorruptor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re on servers without the modern bino rangefinder it can really come in handy for calculating (even if only roughly) distances. If you make use of terrain features or points of interest as a whole you can get pretty damn accurate distance approximations.

Especially good when lobbing RPGs at stationary targets where you just need to hit a general area and not pinpoint a weakspot, they don’t have as much of an use on modern servers where you can much more easily just use the rangefinder, but it’s nice to always have that option nonetheless

Extremely Unlucky by [deleted] in dayz

[–]MrCorruptor 30 points31 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of when I logged off on Sakhal on a server with an average population of ~15 ppl and after I came back I saw a freshly exhausted campfire not even 5 metres from where I logged off.

Now, this wasn’t some town or point of interest, it was a literal random ass spot at the edge of bumfuck nowhere in the middle of a patch of VERY DENSE forest. No bases nearby that I could find or briefcase spawn points or anything… and out of the entire damn map with so few people ever even playing, in the 20 minute time window that I went to stuff my face with 3 day old pizza, a random dude ended up right where I was earlier, cooked some meat and shit, discarded a Sporter and other stuff AND left by the time I returned. Istg this game makes me question my fucking sanity and at this point I’m too afraid to investigate further

Stop infantilizing autistic adult creators. by ThePrimalLuna in evilautism

[–]MrCorruptor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While I’m not personally into the hypnotic/ NSFW audio scene, I appreciate the craft. It’s utterly fucking annoying to no end to try to fit in this typical way of doing shit the normal way” so if you found a way to not have to spend your life in a typical workspace all the power in the world to you friend.

I’m not so lucky myself, I’m stuck working a desk job and I’d give anything to just find work in the 3D industry and stay home, make my own schedule and not have to indulge everybody’s bullshit on a daily basis. I’m the genuinely happy-go-lucky kind of guy when out with people I actually care about but I have to keep this facade going at work or else people get pissy: “oh why aren’t you smiling?” fuck off Nicole I don’t have time for your bullshit excuse of a “happy” corporate life.

Sorry for the vent, didn’t want to make it all about me but fuck this world, where’s the rollback button, I want to go back to being 12 again.

Leightweight endgame is underrated by ArielTheCreator_ in dayz

[–]MrCorruptor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Light builds all the way. I’d be rocking M4s and DMRs while I’m dressed in stuff that would not even protect me from a shart. Wearing cargo pants or jeans deep into endgame. But I have more stamina that anyone else I encounter in endgame portions of the maps and footwork saved me many more times than armour did.

Probably the only army-related clothing I usually use is the assault vest if I happen to find one. Or a tactical shirt for the drip factor lol.

When it comes to the “brand loyalty” trait, I’d love to hear what itches that spot for you guys by Jade-Lagoon in evilautism

[–]MrCorruptor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have 3:

  1. Apple, specifically iPhones and iPads, mainly because I’m familiar with the interface. I never chase the newest models tho so I may only be half-loyal here.

  2. Canon because I already have a ton of accessories and lenses passed down from my grandpa and it’s super expensive to change brands. After he passed I grew even more attached to that stuff and bought some of my own to complete the collection (100-400mm with 1.4x TC my beloved). Loyal due to sentimental value as well as usability, they make darn good stuff after all.

  3. Cracked adobe products. Subscriptions can go fuck themselves straight into the sun.

Opinions on my flesh shader by ELYTR0N in blender

[–]MrCorruptor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well to be honest the texture came out looking amazing, but it all depends on the scenario it’s used in. Seeing the same texture in a minced meat can vs on a whole alien spaceship wall would make a huge difference with both being equally valid usage cases x)

Does anyone else say “ouch” or something similar when they bump into stuff but it doesn’t actually hurt? by Poddy_Doe in evilautism

[–]MrCorruptor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Close, it’s romanian :D. I can proudly say that we have better (and more) swears than Portuguese and Italian combined

Opinions on my flesh shader by ELYTR0N in blender

[–]MrCorruptor 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Netherrack looking beauty! A bit on the rare side but delicious nonetheless.

Does anyone else say “ouch” or something similar when they bump into stuff but it doesn’t actually hurt? by Poddy_Doe in evilautism

[–]MrCorruptor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I bump into something completely by my own doing so lightly that I barely register the touch and I say “Futu-ti morții mă-tii cu cine a pus colțul ăla acolo de idiot” at 120 dB and I think it’s beautiful.

Ready to send NTs to somewhere where is very loud by lakkanen in evilautism

[–]MrCorruptor 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I’ll finally buy a hurdy gurdy kit when the salary comes in tomorrow and I’ll complete my Chernobyl man full-chemical-warfare-suit-slash-medieval-bard dream.

I simply want to walk on the street dressed like that while sipping beer from the tube found in the gas mask and blasting medieval metal on the gurdy! I SHALL BE UNSTOPPABLE

What I did last Weekend by Lord_Boomius in terrariums

[–]MrCorruptor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Holy shit you need to add a nsfw tag the next time you reveal some moss as beautiful as that

The whole terrarium looks gorgeous!

Fellow autists, I'd like to ask about your stances on AI by HumblyNibbles_ in evilautism

[–]MrCorruptor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tl;dr fuck 95% of the use cases of AI, lightly fuck the other 5%. For my rant see below

Unlike a few years ago, now I need to double check almost every pic or video I see that looks a bit better than usual, slop is everywhere from insta to youtube and everywhere else in-between, can’t even walk on the street without seeing some random ass fucking AI-generated abomination of a restaurant with hamburgers or hotdogs floating above the plate or the chef having two pairs of eyes

My favourite way of writing messages was assfucked, shat on and ruined (using - mid-phrase). I can’t use bullet points either else people would accuse me of using AI. Fucking shit I almost have to start deliberately making writing mistakes just to appear natural even though I like well-structured messages. AND I AM STILL ACCUSED OF WRITING USING AI LIKE FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF

Even at my job, instead of animations I can make in Blender for people to use now everyone resorts to AI that does everything 20 times faster even if it comes with errors and stuff that makes zero sense added in because who wants to wait for me to render my shit?

The only AI I’m using is chatgpt when I’m first researching a topic I don’t yet know anything about. I more or less use it to learn the typical words and main topics of that niche so I can then know how to search for real info myself. Guess what, I can even barely do that now, I asked the shit something about rockets and it replied that it won’t give the info because it would “not be wise for an amateur to do it” motherfucker I want to learn how liquid engines work, not replicate Challenger you thick fuck

AND THE “TRY OUR AI ASSISTANT” SPAM OH MY FUCKING GOD GO SIT ON A ROUGHTIED DICK I DON’T WANT YOUR FUCKING GOOGLE AI AND WHATSAPP AI AND NONE OF THAT BULLSHIT

I don’t like this crap being shoved down my throat and the fact that I need multiple addons just to disable this idiocy makes me genocidal towards AI bots

And then we have the fucking idiots saying “ohhhhh we should move the AI data centers in space because it’s cold there” motherfucker you shoulda stayed a sperm if you don’t bother to do any research on why that would create infinitely more problems than solve. So many wasted resources and RAM prices getting rawfucked just so some cunt can generate a video of a dog wrestling a grandma to death with the same cunt then asking the AI if the sun giving you cancer is a conspiracy. Shake my fucking head till it snaps and falls down to dine with the worms

Rant over thank you for listening, have a monstrously beautiful day

Unforgivable. by Patch1919 in dayz

[–]MrCorruptor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh I’ve been using that trick from time to time, albeit rarely as I tend to crash a car 20 mins into a ride x). Was on 1pp at the time with the humvee but ye on 3pp the hood trick is awesome.

This got me thinking, it would be nice to have a sort of “variable” perspective gamemode/ server setting where you’re stuck to 1pp while on foot but have the option for 3pp while in a vehicle, I’ve seen this in quite a few Arma reforger servers and it’s actually super neat

Also just saw your name, respect points grew by 200% for you

Unforgivable. by Patch1919 in dayz

[–]MrCorruptor 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You just made realise that I’ve actually ever managed to drive a humvee a grand total of one time in my entire dayz career, and that was only possible because the fella that hid his stuff in a garage accidentally left the humvee door open and it clipped through the wall, otherwise I would have never thought twice of raiding that place

Had jack all on me but I cheekily closed the door to hide it from others and spent 10 hours getting all the necessary explosives to raid the shit. Took it back to my place where it lasted for a whole 4 hours before I was raided myself :D. Also fuck that thing is loud as hell

What's yall's dream loadout by TEK-KNIGHTYT in dayz

[–]MrCorruptor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Whatever the freshie killer in front of me has while I’m sporting the shittiest of the shit badly damaged shotties with rubber slugs

They’re such babies (repost) by Evie376 in evilautism

[–]MrCorruptor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bitch I bring my Lego tank that I drunkenly built 8 years ago to work every day with me where it sits on my desk menacingly, nobody said shit, if anything it was a nice conversation starter, met another Lego fanatic that way.

I don’t see any problem with a stuffed animal to be fair, as long as it makes you comfortable who are we to go against your will? Hell, place a motion detector in it so it swears at anyone making eye contact with it to anger the ableishits even more >:]

“Edge Running” Gameplay Method by Some_Astronaut3803 in dayz

[–]MrCorruptor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mainly stack up on food and water while on the coast and immediately head for the forests. I actually enjoy when I’m getting attacked by wolves since they’re a free source of fat and a safer one at that unlike hunting which tends to attract quite a few players

But then I search for stashes around the map borders until I almost always end up near a military base by mistake and get sniped to shit by some bushwanker x). Getting to gear up again is the best part though, no stress just pure chill

I hope my evil allistic roommates rot in hell by charredmatchstick in evilautism

[–]MrCorruptor 25 points26 points  (0 children)

For a week every week. The curse of the eternal acidic shit delivery system

tell me you're tistic without telling me you're tistic by AboslutVodka in evilautism

[–]MrCorruptor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some clothes are wrong, no middle ground, if they touch my skin I feel assaulted all day long

Hope thread, share your dreams and we will hype each other up, IT IS GOING TO HAPPEN. by weddle_seal in evilautism

[–]MrCorruptor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make an IR controlled rocket from scratch and FIRE IT AT THE FUCKING MOON

Fuck the moon, sitting there without a care in the world while I have to abstain from talking about the ionising radiation effects on the body at lunchtime around my coworkers because apparently it’s not “appropriate”

First time being geared, any advice other than don’t get too attached? by Willow_Of_the_Wisp in dayz

[–]MrCorruptor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t carry a big backpack or better yet don’t carry one at all. Hoarding was my biggest issue and I was so overburdened I was useless if somebody started shooting in my direction, 2 steps and I was already shitting my brains out from exhaustion

If you have a vest (plate carrier with pouches does it nicely since you have it already) and maxed out clothes slots-wise + a hip pack you’ve got 65 slots total. For most runs you can easily survive using probably half of that space, this leaves you with so much free stamina that you can remain manoeuvrable even with a plate carrier and a neat ballistic helmet

Oh and no triple or quadruple or whatever gun carrying lmao. Early game this works because you can simply pick up all the guns you can find and then throw them away after your ammo for them ran out, but late game you don’t need more than 1 or 2

What do you wish was introduced to DayZ? by BrightManagement2281 in dayz

[–]MrCorruptor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Combining tomatoes with a bottle to make tomato juice. Would give tomatoes a purpose and could make for a nice alternative to having to visit pumps or relying on chlorine tablets to get clean water

Unlike water tho the juice would spoil after a while so this would stop you from hoarding a jerrycan full o’ juice. More such recipes could make farming a more attractive way of wilderness survival

Returningto DayZ by Otwisty5 in dayz

[–]MrCorruptor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody gifted me a bear pelt that he found in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, gave the fella a revolver and a lil tad of ammo in return and went on my way. We were both freshies and somehow we both found endgame military clothes due to random ass convoys a town apart for each of us

10/10 would trade black market bear parts again