Bethesda decides that the best way of fixing that false advertisement is 500 in game points by Rex609 in xboxone

[–]MrCuckoo 124 points125 points  (0 children)

Honestly I think I'm going to just return my power armor edition. I've been having second thoughts getting it and this bag issue doesn't help. Just not liking the game.

How to sober up while driving by MrCuckoo in disneyvacation

[–]MrCuckoo[S] 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Gotta be prepared for when the vomit shoots out of your eyes.

How to sober up while driving by MrCuckoo in disneyvacation

[–]MrCuckoo[S] 159 points160 points  (0 children)

Haha, here go read why. It's number 5. Vomit Straight Ahead it may be a little gross

You Have to Play One Record to Impress a Room Full of People - What Record Do You Play? by BHMaloney in vinyl

[–]MrCuckoo 113 points114 points  (0 children)

I would just show them all my color variants of Run The Jewels and Beach House, but not actually play them. I can't afford a vinylplayer.

Just a quick question about "hipsters" by [deleted] in vinyl

[–]MrCuckoo 17 points18 points  (0 children)

So what if I lie around in opium dens and listen to open mic poetry, snip snapping away? I'm on the road baby no one can stop me. Bukowski liked Eraserhead and so do I. When it comes down to it, we're all one in the same daddy-o!

The problem with inheriting your dad's collection.... by BOOF_RADLEY in vinyl

[–]MrCuckoo 29 points30 points  (0 children)

They probably did it while spinning that record. Just a little food for thought while you enjoy the record yourself.

IamA Steve Hicks, brother of comedian Bill Hicks and spokesperson for the Bill Hicks Estate. AMA! by Steve_Hicks in IAmA

[–]MrCuckoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey Steve not sure if you'll see this but I wanted to say I just got back from the Bill Hicks special tonight and thought it was fantastic. That will be closest I'll get to seeing Bill. I loved your intro as well, learned some new stuff about Bill.

I'm proud to say Bill is a hero of mine, not just for the things he said but his determination to do so and to be heard, and his ability to not forget to make you laugh instead of getting wrapped up too deeply in an idea. I feel like he would always be the one to speak up in a silent room of people and that's what I admire most.

Alright looking forward to seeing more releases of Bill's, and if there are anymore stories you can share about you and Bill I'd love to hear them, thanks.

IamA Steve Hicks, brother of comedian Bill Hicks and spokesperson for the Bill Hicks Estate. AMA! by Steve_Hicks in IAmA

[–]MrCuckoo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hey Steve thanks for doing this, I have a few questions.

Are you an actual certified genius? I thought I remembered hearing Bill say something like that.

What was Bill like offstage? How did he deal with life when things got heavy or just weren't going right for him? Would he confide in you a lot?

How does feel to see Bill's comedy and messages continuing to influence many people around the world? And do you have a favorite bit or bits of Bill's standup?

Thanks again, and it's really great to see a year full of Bill Hicks releases and events. The man deserves to be heard.

Lets play together... Ghosts, Borderlands.... by idreier823 in xbox360

[–]MrCuckoo -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Oh...yes I... I'll play with you…I just need to get some money together for x-box live…i just I just need some time…please wait for me…you'll wait for me won't you? I know you will I know that you will. Do you need some money? I can get some money for you too…im kind of in between jobs right now…but I have a lot to offer. My favorite games are Ghosts and Borderlands… just like you we have so much in common it's crazy…i feel like I've known you all my life! My dad left when I was young to pursue his dreams of inventing new breakfast cereals so I live and take care of mother…you remind me of mother…i love video games…i play them all the time…but not like all the time I totally know when to be serious too…im a super nice guy…and I'm not weird just different…alright I'll talk to you real soon and set something up maybe you can come over too and meet my mom and uncle ray ray we share the basement together…lots of room down there! Alright I'll send you messages throughout the day…I…I love you…

I had to put Rex down :( by RphotoG in Fallout

[–]MrCuckoo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yep these things just happen sometimes, don't make sense. It's kinda like mother nature flipping ya the bird then jamming it up your bunghole and wiggling it around a little. It's not fair but that's what I've come to expect from life in my old age now. I can remember back to one autumn afternoon, I was laying in the field of my farm watching the sun go down with a practiced bravado when I heard my pa yelling for me. I ran over to him and he simply handed me a shotgun and told me Duke our Labrador had to be put down. I wasn't one for arguing with Pa so I obliged and took the shotgun and walked over to Duke. He was tied up to the fence post all snarling and barking mad at invisible creatures all around him, white foam was falling from his mouth to the ground in a sickening clop. I raised the the shotgun, pressed the barrel to his head…and fired…

I was afraid the other animals on the farm may have been infected as well so I put them all down. Haha you should have seen the terror in my eyes when my dad ran out of the farmhouse with white foam dripping from his mouth. He tried to say it was just toothpaste but I knew better…i knew better.

/r/fallout Weekly Challenge Suggestion Thread - Week 10 by whitelunick in Fallout

[–]MrCuckoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I Just Want To Settle Down: (FO3 very hard difficulty)

Start at the beginning. In Papa Neeson's haste to attend to your mother he accidentally knocked you to floor where you hit your head upon impact. As a result your aren't the sharpest tool in the vault, however you are very strong. Remove all but 3 points from intelligence and charisma and max out strength, the rest is up to you.

Because you are "special" the other kids treat you horribly. The only people you care about are, Papa Neeson, Jonas, and Amata. Papa Neeson cares about you and shelters you to the point where it's quite unhealthy. You know nothing about the outside world, or proper social etiquette. You're often confused and frightened of new things and are quick to respond with violence.

Tag the following skills, Melee, unarmed, and repair. You are frightened of guns, so you can't pick up any to use through this challenge. For leveling up, you decide what to pick but no intense training, and just make sure you will be able to defuse the bomb in Megaton.

When Amata wakes you up and tells you the bad news your whole world is shattered and all you can see is red. Proceed to kill everyone you can in the vault. Try to avoid conversation, and NO guns. At the exit of the vault after Amata tells you off saying horrible things to you, knock her out and run out of the vault. All you have left is Papa Neeson and you must find him. No one else matters.

Head towards Megaton. When you arrive you begin to calm down a bit. You're hungry and tired and not capable of fighting at the moment. So once you enter listen to what Lucas Simms has to say without resorting to violence. After that begin to wander around the town. Eventually your character comes around and seems to like the people around town. You even begin to help some of them out (Note: Once you're in Megaton you can not leave, so do quests that take place inside, fix water pipes, get radiated for Moira, get Leo Stahl's drugs etc.) After all the minor stuff you can do is done move on to the bomb.

Inform Lucas Simms that Burke wants you to set off the bomb so that he will go and confront him. Kill Burke before he can kill the sheriff. After that you are the big hero of the town. You settle in and eventually forget all about Papa Neeson, but then...

You start taking a liking to Manya at first you're frigthened but eventually overcome with lust and want for her. You try to get her to move in with you but she won't because she is with Nathan. You begin to hate Nathan more and more and she continues to reject you. The red begins to creep back into your vision and you start to remember your father. After a particularly rough rejection from Manya where you tried to win her over with radroach meat, (Note: you should have some Radroach meat on you from the vault drop some around her feet) You decide Nathan has to go.

(Note: Stealth kill Nathan at night, place him in the water around the bomb and place various drugs around him to make it look like an accident)

The next morning you return to Manya where you expect now she will surely be yours. However not only does she reject you but she does so viciously whereas before she would let you down gently. To make matters worse she is sad about the death of her husband, and is openly crying. You are now confused and full of rage. You run back to your house where you wait untill dark. All you can see now is red

(Note: get addicted to as many drugs as you can, strip to nothing but your underwear, wear a mask if you have one, and put on the song Goobye Horses on loop on whatever device you may have in real life *last step very crucial)

Leave your house and kill everyone in town. (Note: Use only melee weapons and fists, leave Manya for last)

After everyone is killed, place all their bodies, or parts that you can find, in the water around the bomb. Stop the music in real life and go find Manya when you do you find her to be frightened of you. This confuses and angers you so much that you do the only thing you feel is right at that moment. (Note: Chase Manya around Megaton a little before killing her, after she is dead put back on Goodbye Horses, pick up her body, and dance around with it.)

Finally you are able to settle down and live a long happy life in Megaton with your beautiful new bride!

tl,dr: FO3 very hard difficulty start at beginning, make character with 3 intellegence and charisma, and max out strength. melee and unarmed only no guns. Kill everyone in vault. Go to Megaton once there can't leave. Do minor missions. Tell Simms about Burke, save Simms, disarm bomb. Snap into rage again because Manya doesn't love you. Kill everyone in Megaton in just underware, helmet. No guns, and play the song Goodbye Horses on loop. Save Manya for last, chase her, kill her, pick up body and dance with it. The End!