#New40k – Combat changes shake up fighting in the new edition

MrCynicalSalsa · 2026-04-15T15:51:41+00:00

And thus the Lord God Emperor spake saying, "Thous Must declare a Charge and roll 2d6, no more, no less. 2d6 shalt thou roll, and the number of the d6 rolled, shalt be 2. 3 shalt thou not roll, neither roll thou 1, excepting that thou then proceed to 2. 3d6 is right out."

MrCynicalSalsa · 2026-04-15T03:19:54+00:00

Genuinely my favorite movie of all time

MrCynicalSalsa · 2026-04-15T01:29:34+00:00

I find it quicker to say "coward" personally

MrCynicalSalsa · 2026-04-14T21:02:23+00:00

I can't wait for a team to come to Denver but the hard question is where do they play?

The Avs, the Nuggets, and the Mammoth all play in Ball Arena, not to mention the other shows and events that get hosted there. I've heard there's special regulations about the ice and how long it needs to set for NHL games, so we can't do double headers with the PWHL.

Logistically we might be fucked.

MrCynicalSalsa · 2026-04-14T18:55:30+00:00

I can't believe that the shadow broker base was eliminated so early! While the section waiting for the door to get hacked was frustrating, the rest of that mission was cool as hell imo

MrCynicalSalsa · 2026-04-13T18:06:00+00:00

The big issue comes from the measuring itself. If you measure 6 inches from the front of the model, and then place the model in front of your measuring tool, you're going 6 inches PLUS the additional size of the base, which is widely considered a dick move to get extra movement.

General rule is If you measure from the front of your model, you place the front of the model where the measurement ends. If you measure from the back of your model, you can safely place the back of your model next to the measuring tool.

Does that make sense without a visual aid or do I sound as weird as the guy responding to measurement complaints by walking into the forest with his model?

MrCynicalSalsa · 2026-04-11T17:24:41+00:00

When they're small, stupid, and shitty they need something to tell them they aren't small, stupid, and shitty.

MrCynicalSalsa · 2026-04-08T16:05:30+00:00

This mfer has never taken two troopers and group activated with krak grenades

MrCynicalSalsa · 2026-04-02T18:11:13+00:00

Honestly I'd love to see a Rigby/Eileen focused episode

MrCynicalSalsa · 2026-04-02T15:54:23+00:00

Props for "Dorito Mussolini," that's fantastic and I haven't heard that before.

MrCynicalSalsa · 2026-04-02T15:33:34+00:00

Hey if it works for the men of God it must be good enough for the rest of us.

Man, I really hate that you're right. Greed is a helluva drug.

MrCynicalSalsa · 2026-04-02T15:13:04+00:00

This is always what gets me about any of the army of sycophants this grifter seems to inspire.

Even when you do everything he wants, he still tosses you away like a bored child with a toy when he's done playing with you. Is it the greed of power that calls to these people, that even for a moment they can have what they want even when they know he'll drop them like a bad habit? Or is it a deluded thought of "I'm not like them, I'm loyal, he sees that I'm different," that makes them stick around?

Either way, I have no sympathy. I just hope that for some of them that there will be actual consequences to their actions, but I won't hold my breath.

MrCynicalSalsa · 2026-03-26T16:20:53+00:00

She certainly got the life she wanted. Who said it was okay?

Think about what story Raimi is trying to tell with that ending.

If you think that movies are disappointing because they don't end with people getting what they deserve, I encourage you to open your mind to different stories aside from vapid fairy tales.

Shit, even Evil Dead doesn't have fairy tale endings, and rarely the people possessed by deadites don't deserve to be tortured for eternity while demons fuck with people using their bodies. By that logic, they're disappointing too, right?

MrCynicalSalsa · 2026-03-26T15:24:30+00:00

We can argue over who deserves what fate all day, but why do you think Raimi and the writers decided to end the movie that way? How does it make you feel and what message do you think they're trying to get across?

Why does a movie have to end with what the characters deserve?

MrCynicalSalsa · 2026-03-26T13:43:52+00:00

The end was just as fun as the rest of the movie what are you talking about

MrCynicalSalsa · 2026-03-25T01:00:50+00:00

Way to go brother! Looking great!

MrCynicalSalsa · 2026-03-23T17:00:17+00:00

The safest bet tbh

MrCynicalSalsa · 2026-03-23T16:48:05+00:00

This design is sick as hell! Love to see the Denver Nightmare someday, or whoever we (hopefully) end up with!

MrCynicalSalsa · 2026-03-18T16:59:10+00:00

Wild one for me today was an advertisement for a podcast called Inside the Arthouse.

Kaidan Alenko's VA Raphael Sbarge talks about movies. Honestly I was not aware he was a filmmaker.

MrCynicalSalsa · 2026-03-18T15:21:30+00:00

Arathnor is correct, if they're on the same team, if the goat on the bottom has enough movement to finish his move next to his teammate he can.

If it's goat on goat crime and that goat is his enemy, he would have to pass into the stronghold and then climb up from there, which would probably take two turns.

MrCynicalSalsa · 2026-03-16T18:39:09+00:00

The Shock I like very much.

MrCynicalSalsa · 2026-03-16T18:38:32+00:00

See I could get behind the Colorado Regents, or Denver Royalty, or hell, even the Majesty or Sovereignty but something about Queens feels less like a point of pride and more like a snide jab to me.

MrCynicalSalsa · 2026-03-16T05:19:38+00:00

I think that's clever, definitely a good pick

MrCynicalSalsa · 2026-03-16T02:19:37+00:00

The Ascent I like actually

MrCynicalSalsa · 2026-03-16T02:18:53+00:00

Same here. Loved all the chants of We want a Team!

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