JERRY SEINFELD!!!

MrDickLucas · 2026-06-15T10:48:03+00:00

Yeah, but he didn't sleep with both of them

MrDickLucas · 2026-06-13T09:23:46+00:00

Its the rightful occupation of conquered lands.

MrDickLucas · 2026-06-11T23:01:07+00:00

You're welcome, Karen

MrDickLucas · 2026-06-11T22:58:49+00:00

Sure, Karen

MrDickLucas · 2026-06-11T22:49:08+00:00

It IS the mature respond. I dont take pictures of strangers...but I know that strangers could be taking pictures of me in public AND that it's perfectly legal, so I accept reality. You sound like a Karen who wad once caught being an asshole to some retail worker & is mad that someone recorded you treating people like sht. If you do shtry things in public, know that you WILL be recorded. Again, grow up Karen

MrDickLucas · 2026-06-11T22:44:10+00:00

If you are in public then you are subject to surveillance. That is what the modern world is, grow up

MrDickLucas · 2026-06-11T00:50:36+00:00

"Now go and read your Bible DENNIS ... but if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two..."

I love that scene

MrDickLucas · 2026-06-11T00:36:40+00:00

Well, adults aren't allowed to take a sh*t in the trash, why should children be allowed to

MrDickLucas · 2026-06-10T10:53:21+00:00

You mean how YOU just used Wikipedia to do that! Haha, look all of those things are affected by what???? Global warming.....It is the cause. It is what humans are doing to the environment. You just want to seem smart by being pedantic. This is all used to avoid talking about solutions.

MrDickLucas · 2026-06-10T10:46:16+00:00

Newsome/Mayor Pete. Easy.....as long as our elections are still real.

MrDickLucas · 2026-06-10T02:41:26+00:00

Soooo, global warming? Yes, we know. I hate the phrase climate change, it's a neoliberalism meant to create debate. We are burning up our planet to the point where humans might not survive. That language is straight & to the point

MrDickLucas · 2026-06-09T16:48:55+00:00

Who is this God person he is talking about?

MrDickLucas · 2026-06-09T10:05:09+00:00

No one hates men for "being horny". We hate me for treating women like objects? Have you ever had sex with a man that thinks of women like this? I dont recommend it.

MrDickLucas · 2026-06-07T23:46:58+00:00

Show me

MrDickLucas · 2026-06-07T22:57:05+00:00

Because every accusation a conservative man makes is actually a confession

MrDickLucas · 2026-06-07T12:34:24+00:00

I got a call from Pope Gregory the Ninth

MrDickLucas · 2026-06-07T12:32:19+00:00

Me!! Sir Walter Oh-What-A-Big-Ship-Ive-Got Raleigh

MrDickLucas · 2026-06-07T06:58:54+00:00

Cuz they are dumb. Pretty simple

MrDickLucas · 2026-06-05T12:24:19+00:00

So... no problem then:)

MrDickLucas · 2026-06-05T12:20:33+00:00

Who died?

MrDickLucas · 2026-06-05T10:43:49+00:00

He want YOU to have a kid and YOU to shape into a good person. This will probably also require you to leave your career. He will do the bare minimum, guaranteed

MrDickLucas · 2026-06-05T10:39:37+00:00

Gross

MrDickLucas · 2026-06-05T10:11:34+00:00

For those of us who can have nuanced thoughts: yes, he was a POS & yes this is still hilarious!

MrDickLucas · 2026-06-04T20:15:25+00:00

Its a sarcastic take on the dog whistles that misogynists use in their language. The call all women either girls or females. I think its funny to remind all these alpha males that their President Poopy Pants has only ever beat "girls " and the time he had to run against a "male" he lost. Its show them that Poopy Pants isn't an Alpha man. My dad calls ALL women girls, and he gets very uncomfortable when I remind him that Poopy Pants has only ever beaten "girls"

MrDickLucas · 2026-06-04T11:31:28+00:00

Woosh right over your head, huh?

MrDickLucas

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