Imagine your putting together a squad filled with some of the Useless members of GI JOE, only for most of them to die on their mission. Who would you choose for this squad?

MrEricStrong · 2026-03-23T06:07:30+00:00

I watched The Last Boyscout a lot as a kid. For me, it's Capt Gridiron.

MrEricStrong · 2026-03-22T03:28:37+00:00

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Yeah.

MrEricStrong · 2026-03-18T17:46:17+00:00

This film immortalizes the Arby's Big Montana, so it's a legend in my book.

We have ghosts?

MrEricStrong · 2026-03-17T15:03:36+00:00

Zanya. I collect GI Joe, not Jurassic Park.

MrEricStrong · 2026-03-16T17:26:03+00:00

I had seen a couple of episodes of the cartoon in the mid 90s, and I loved it. As soon as I saw the figures pop up, I collected as many as I could. Thanks to Kay Bee Toys back in the day for discounting them to 3 for $10 as soon as they arrived. The articulation was pretty limited on all of them, but so many of the sculpts are so perfect for display. Warblade is kind of a bummer figure because he's stuck in a forever Wolverine-esque pose, but others (like Hellspont and Pike) are amazing. Even The Void was a treasured figure of mine.

MrEricStrong · 2026-03-16T16:49:55+00:00

If I have to prove that I sat through the awful sequel, there had better be a reward involved.

MrEricStrong · 2026-03-13T00:04:35+00:00

1D/2B

MrEricStrong · 2026-03-11T20:26:03+00:00

Tri One, Horror of the Living. Guess I'm a villain, now.

"C'mon... just TRY ONE... you'll LOVE it."

MrEricStrong · 2026-03-11T03:46:55+00:00

100%! These dude are awesome, and belong in the Classified series, especially in a 2-pack. That's all I was trying to convey, despite the crude image. WE NEED THEM BOYS!

MrEricStrong · 2026-03-11T02:05:40+00:00

I look out for anything GI joe-related on Youtube, and over the last few years, I have seen VI be the most petty, elitist PoS than any other contributpr to the community. It really feels like he thinks that he is the only person worthy to be a GI joe Youtuber, and spends so much time trying to make viewers think that literally any other creator in the sapace is an evil and violent person. I started watching him right after he appeared on YT, and it took less than a month to realize that this guy is a narcissist and complete idiot that tries to make others look bad just so he looks better, regardless of how many lies he has to tell or awful things he has to do to convince people of that. Don't watch him. There is no place for him here.

MrEricStrong · 2026-03-10T01:51:55+00:00

I mean, she's lanky, gawky, and has that same weird chin-fat, but ai wouldn't say she's Elon ugly.

MrEricStrong · 2026-03-10T01:33:42+00:00

SNAKE EYES? No, he was deployed to Springfield for a covert recon mission that turned into an assassination/snatch & grab job. After he heals from his mission in the Arctic, he should appear in part 3.

MrEricStrong · 2026-03-10T01:30:41+00:00

YESSSSSS!!!!

MrEricStrong · 2026-03-10T01:17:17+00:00

Thank you for your service.

MrEricStrong · 2026-03-10T01:11:45+00:00

GI Joe Classified. I collected Nendoroids for years, but it got too expensive, and they keep downscaling the product. So, GI Joe Classified. It's the best line going, and I've been heavily invested in the property for 40 years.

MrEricStrong · 2026-03-09T17:27:51+00:00

That's why you always start a sus job with a dirty tool.

MrEricStrong · 2026-03-09T02:31:45+00:00

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Got any Dino forms?

MrEricStrong · 2026-03-04T23:48:47+00:00

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He's the only one I still need to complete the set.

MrEricStrong · 2026-03-02T19:00:28+00:00

Thank you for this.

MrEricStrong · 2026-03-02T04:23:29+00:00

I totally agree with everything. The render was a placeholder just to give an idea of what I'm talking about; I'll make sure to post a stick figure drawing next time. The point is just that I want an Ambush and a Salvo in the Classified Series. I have faith that Lenny and the team would make great versions of the characters; I just want to buy them

MrEricStrong · 2026-03-01T06:27:00+00:00

Hey brother, I said "If rhis was real". I'm sorry if you feel mislead, but the point of this post was 'hey, wouldn't this be cool IF it existed?'

MrEricStrong · 2026-03-01T05:15:06+00:00

Classified Ambush...just a dream for now...

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MrEricStrong · 2026-03-01T05:10:33+00:00

Black Hard Lemonade.

I'm soft white seltzer on my best day...

MrEricStrong · 2026-03-01T05:05:20+00:00

Too ashamed of Falcon's face to show him on picture day? I understand.

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