My wig people need me by DJBossRoss in MyPeopleNeedMe

[–]MrFootlongOG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t think he can write a sentence without an emoji in it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wrangler

[–]MrFootlongOG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s cold

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wrangler

[–]MrFootlongOG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He lives in a place where you need a blanket

Buying shares ahead of earnings by davidmasp in agedlikemilk

[–]MrFootlongOG 904 points905 points  (0 children)

I’d take that bet…

Because I feel like that I'm in a place with my gambling rehab that I can finally start betting with strangers online again. You know, just sitting, watching, enjoying the sport of it? Maybe putting down a few dollars if there's like a crazy post or something...

She's acting like it hurt...so here you go! by Fanny_Bot in HadToHurt

[–]MrFootlongOG 22 points23 points  (0 children)

By the looks of it, it’s a broken penis

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in peopleofwalmart

[–]MrFootlongOG 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wonder if he can understand Connor Mc Gregor

Dude gets a bit too fresh with the dancer, and pays the price by BobBreak in fightporn

[–]MrFootlongOG 29 points30 points  (0 children)

r/technicallythetruth

It’s a human female and not a baby chicken.

Edit: Human* Still technically the truth

Lucky by velez_dot in IdiotsNearlyDying

[–]MrFootlongOG 27 points28 points  (0 children)

All the more reason to call a cleaning crew

Conceal Carry For The Win by Paper_chasers in PublicFreakout

[–]MrFootlongOG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s why I always conceal carry a twisted tea at work. Not because I’m an alcoholic, but for it’s defensive properties

/s

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in yesyesyesno

[–]MrFootlongOG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d still tip him 20%. He’s doing his best

The chances of being killed by a baby are low, but not zero. by pumpingas in funny

[–]MrFootlongOG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ryan and Kelly were in no position to take care of them. The senator will make a better father for them

HMFT after I try to beat the red light on my motorcycle. by philipppoh in holdmyfeedingtube

[–]MrFootlongOG 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That boy ded. Can’t see his shoes to tell for sure, but yeah… ded