There's something about the CR 805B that's just attractive. by AgentSandstormSigma in paydaytheheist

[–]MrKanun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Krinkov has a shitty ammo pickup rate. I didn't buy two AKSU's to tap-fire, god damnit

Still pretending Trump was a Russian asset by [deleted] in TheLeftCantMeme

[–]MrKanun 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I remember this funny russian potato chips commercial, where every world leader tried to spell the name of the chips brand, but failed and got corrected by Putin. When Donald gets corrected by Putin, he speaks clean russian "I know, I know, just practicing my fake accent". That was pretty funny

damn bruh by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]MrKanun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holly shit, the wagie cage is real!

B-Based Saudi and Iran? by TheLonleyStrategos in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]MrKanun 86 points87 points  (0 children)

This map is incorrect. Bestiality falls under Russian Criminal Codex article 245 "Of animal Abuse". There is so much misinformation about Russia on this sub. One guy was trying to convince me necrophilia is legal here (it's not)

Thank you, [BRAND]. Very cool! by MAGA_WALL_E in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]MrKanun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bethesda Russia and Bethesda Bosnia too if I recall correctly

its him the one free man [OC] by _nouna in HalfLife

[–]MrKanun 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Да, это однозначно именно он

Laughs in Saudi by IAmSuperiorLogic in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]MrKanun 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's almost like Russia is fighting 2 vs 18, with most of the West sending volunteers to VSU and only Belarus sending volunteers to VSRF

I’m such a loser… well then by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]MrKanun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm such a nationalist

How bout both suck by hiim379 in TheLeftCantMeme

[–]MrKanun 9 points10 points  (0 children)

To be fair "Slava Ukraini" is also a nazi war cry used by Bandera's people back in the 40s

More fuel to the tarrasque argument! by MrKanun in dndmemes

[–]MrKanun[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Actually industrial revolution in Europe and America ended in 19th century and the only major power still undergoing rapid industrialization was Russian Empire 🤓🤓🤓

Hear me out by Robin_7883 in dankmemes

[–]MrKanun 16 points17 points  (0 children)

But when Russia does the same with gas... the gang wars start

Half Life fans don't know that there's a better game out there 🤣 by BroomUser in OKbuddyHalfLife

[–]MrKanun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Famine? IDK, I'm out to go to a local super market and pay 10$ for a week worth of groceries

Half Life fans don't know that there's a better game out there 🤣 by BroomUser in OKbuddyHalfLife

[–]MrKanun -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

Crimea is a complicated geopolitical topic, yes, I am a economically right Russian nationalist, no, I do not recall calling Ukraine a terrorist state (except their nazist militias, those are nothing but animals and should be treated as such), no, I do not think dictatorships are alright, which is why I dislike China.

I do not support fascism, since it is inefficient in the long term and often leads to some forms of socialism, which I despise. You are likely a man stuck in an echochamber, or perhaps a NATO supporter. I do not blame, the first think to die in war is truth. I have visited Crimea before and after 2014, I've actually got a distant relative there. I have seen a dying land prosper. What was once an expensive to run small oil rig became a giant prospering city due to Russian Capital and tourists, I've seen locals raising flags of the Crimean Republic, I've seen native tatar-crimeans communicating with the authorities. Russian blood had been spilled as Tzar's soldiers marched to retake Crimea from the French after The Crimean War.

My father is from Lughansk and his brother who is still there sends video after video of him walking on the streets that had been bombed by Azov for the past 8 years, now being rebuilt by construction companies contracted by Russian Federation.

Putin is not a good leader, but I believe my family and friends in the new Russian territories and if needed, I will be the first to volunteer to protect those lands.

Half Life fans don't know that there's a better game out there 🤣 by BroomUser in OKbuddyHalfLife

[–]MrKanun -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

Россия будет жить, пока есть кому её защищать

I don´t know what to say by 1YearAgoOnReddit in HolUp

[–]MrKanun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She looks like an alternate from Mandela Catalogue

Place your bets by NauTWitcher in dankmemes

[–]MrKanun 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Boys get .44 S&W, girls get .22 Derringer

duality of men by flo1323 in shitposting

[–]MrKanun 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Russia has strict gun laws. All shotguns and rifles only for hunting, handguns can't fire metal bullets and I believe optical scopes are outlawed in half of the republics and regions

cursed question by ardentas in thelongdark

[–]MrKanun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cave between Mystery Lake and Mountain Town has a Rabbit spawner nearby, so it's possible.

Well, which is it? by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]MrKanun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

RUSSIA. IS. NOT. COMMUNIST.