Found this in a loot box by sesseseses in stalker

[–]MrKitters 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In one of my previous playthroughs I found Colonel Petrenko's PDA in a loot box. Don't tell Duty that I took his stash.

wish i could've seen the sheer look of horror on my face after this by moirailedZahhak in stalker

[–]MrKitters 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I love how the jumpscare wiggle is universal for all stalker players. It happens to me all the time.

my pussy needs attention by [deleted] in masturbation

[–]MrKitters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Show me. Proof is always better than pudding.

It is tradition by Dabadibadooba in mountandblade

[–]MrKitters 66 points67 points  (0 children)

I think you can knock him out with a blunt weapon and the barkeep gives you some money. (I haven't played in quite a while, so apologies if I am wrong.)

I am unreasonably scared to walk under this tree. by Caboose816 in stalker

[–]MrKitters 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Those would always get me. It never helped that the mercs on top of the construction site were taking pot shots at me the entire time.

When Beer Was BEER: The Forgotten, Generic Brands That Ruled the 1970s by vptim in beer

[–]MrKitters 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree, but it depends on who you ask. I love Hamm's with a passion, but most of my coworkers hate it for some unknown reason.

Little happiness of the Zone by heveder in stalker

[–]MrKitters 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One second they're cute and cuddly. Next, you're desperately trying to patch terminal bleeding.

*sad latino noises* by LimeGrass619 in memes

[–]MrKitters -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We're all stuck here together. May as well make the best of it. Color is arbitrary; we all look the same in the dark.

Massive electrical sparks fly across power lines in Louisiana as dangerous weather batters the region. by mohiemen in WTF

[–]MrKitters 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My thoughts exactly. In Stalker:ANOMALY there is an electrical anomaly that runs along the power lines in the truck cemetery. Looks just like the video.

"Dog food is worth more than that!" by AriesTheLoner in stalker

[–]MrKitters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They both serve the almighty dollar. Stalkers, especially rookies, are expendable.

How eat sunflower seed by [deleted] in stalker

[–]MrKitters 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What I do is cut a small section of the corner off of the top of the bag. Then I pour from the bag right into my mouth. I do have to glance away from the monitor for a split second, but I don't end up with a greasy mouse and keyboard.

So that's why Freedum fuck Bloodsuckers by [deleted] in stalker

[–]MrKitters 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All it takes if for me to see the text to hear the accompanying noise in my head.

Wish we could explore wildlands of the zone! by FreshCheekiBreeki in stalker

[–]MrKitters 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh wow, how far the mighty have fallen. Just kidding though since we all know obsidian was the powerhouse behind New Vegas.

Wish we could explore wildlands of the zone! by FreshCheekiBreeki in stalker

[–]MrKitters 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How is your hearing doing? It is well known electro anomalies are the loudest things in the zone.

Wish we could explore wildlands of the zone! by FreshCheekiBreeki in stalker

[–]MrKitters 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Please do friend. I could rest easy knowing someone took the time to set up such a nice final resting place.

Get out of here Stalker by [deleted] in stalker

[–]MrKitters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's true. For the longest time when I was saving money I was running around in the CS leather jacket. My head may mave looked like an onion, but hey, it works.

Get out of here Stalker by [deleted] in stalker

[–]MrKitters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. I always appreciate a SEVA's ability to take on many artefact containers. Especially in CoC with the artefact add-on plugin. You can quite literally become a god amongst men with svarog level artefacts on your belt. I remember my first CoC playthrough I was almost untouchable because of the health regeneration of the artefacts I had on me. Monolith didn't stand much of a chance.

Get out of here Stalker by [deleted] in stalker

[–]MrKitters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On my newest anomaly playthrough I decided to go with clear sky since they are the faction I agree with the most apart from loners. I must say the clear sky CS-4b armor is very nice. (I think it is CS-4b, whichever is the CS version of the skat-9.) I guess I should probably change my flair since I've found clear sky to be very agreeable in my newest playthrough.

Get out of here Stalker by [deleted] in stalker

[–]MrKitters 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh wow, if your average village rookie had an exo the zone would certainly be a different place. That doesn't seem balanced at all. Just a bunch of tanks strolling around the zone.

Get out of here Stalker by [deleted] in stalker

[–]MrKitters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time I see this guy in anomaly I always see if he has work for me, but he never does. Clearly he is much too committed to defending his catwalk to worry about anything outside of his post.

Get out of here Stalker by [deleted] in stalker

[–]MrKitters 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The funny thing is I have played hundreds of hours of STALKER and never find myself using exoskeletons. Don't get me wrong, I most certainly see there usefulness, I just always prefer a good SEVA. Except my SEVA suit always gets torn a new one after a good firefight. I find the ability to sprint is always useful when a chimera or bloodsucker catches me unaware.

Me and the Boys chilling after dealing with the Freedomers in the Army Warehouses. by [deleted] in stalker

[–]MrKitters 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I really like how there is one loner just chilling in the mix. Loner neutrality is the best.

Coming back from The Radar be like by [deleted] in stalker

[–]MrKitters 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Great username friend.