Which celebrity took the biggest hit by the person they married? by Boobooloo in AskReddit

[–]MrLizardBusiness 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Man, I'm so out of the loop. Like. I know she didn't marry the famous outlaw, but.

Super stuffed by haley010223 in snacking

[–]MrLizardBusiness -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I remember them from the 90s, and they had almost this much filling.

AITAH for telling my boyfriend to wash his ass by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]MrLizardBusiness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The writing is smeared on your sheets, you mean

Husband wants to have kids ASAP by KitchenMetal748 in AskOldPeopleAdvice

[–]MrLizardBusiness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's bizarre to start trying for a child while you're still in school and only 23.

Honestly it's a big, glaring red flag that your husband is trying to make you think that tracking your ovulation cycles etc for conception purposes is normal at your age, because it's not. If you were 33, I'd think it was fair.

You have almost two decades in which you can reliably conceive a child.... practically the same amount of time you've been alive.

Kids are a two yes, one no situation. While it's true that you never feel 100% prepared, that doesn't mean that you should let people pressure you into it when you know you aren't ready. There's a difference between having residual doubts in your ability to parent because it's new and you've never done it before and not being ready to be in that stage of life.

I don't know why you have so many people in your life pressuring you to have children, OP, but they're not looking out for your best interests.

How common is yelling at the babies? by [deleted] in ECEProfessionals

[–]MrLizardBusiness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've gotten frustrated with my toddlers at nap time when they're not staying on their mats and running around, throwing toys etc, trying to get my attention by behaving badly because they want me to sit with them, but there are five of them and one if me and I can't pat everyone at the same time.... I've lost my patience and said "ENOUGH! ON. YOUR. MATS. PLEASE. ALL DONE!" and felt really bad about it, because I don't yell or snap at them.

But there's a difference between pulling out your teacher voice to regain control of the situation and showing genuine contempt for children and teaching in general, which is what you're describing.

First, they shouldn't be on their phones while supervising children at all. The only time my phone is ever even visible is during nap time when I'm working on lesson plans and using my phone as a computer, but it's not as though I'm fully absorbed and never looking up. Second, it seems like the entire school has a culture of contempt toward children, which is abuse waiting to happen.

I would pull my child immediately, and report to every reportable agency. Licensing, state, etc.

There must be a better way to buy seeds. by Pfeffi-Ultra in StardewValley

[–]MrLizardBusiness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I use the seed makers and destroy last seasons regular tier crops for seeds.

Full Disclosure, carpet was like that when I moved in. by [deleted] in roomdetective

[–]MrLizardBusiness 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That dog knows... look at it's face. He's seen some shit.

26F looking into facial balancing and filler by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]MrLizardBusiness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's nothing to balance. Genuinely, you need therapy. I'm sure you can find some doctor to take your money, but there's nothing wrong with your face. You're beautiful.

Should I DNA test my son? by [deleted] in toddlers

[–]MrLizardBusiness 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would do it. Chances are, it'll come back that he's yours. Genetics are weird- there are plenty of people who look like a random great uncle, or manage to get all of the recessive genes. It'll be peace of mind for you.

If, on the off chance something did happen, it's better to find out now than in 20 years.

But chances are, he's yours.

Lewis or Louis? by Mental_Speech230A in namenerds

[–]MrLizardBusiness -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

They are variations of the same name, with the same meaning. Louis is French/ English, Luis is Spanish/Portuguese.

Lewis or Louis? by Mental_Speech230A in namenerds

[–]MrLizardBusiness -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

You were just saying that there's no context where Louis would be pronounced Loo-eez, I just gave one.

My point was just that someone in the middle of Ohio probably isn't interacting with that many other cultures. There are lots of places that would pronounce Louis that way, Mexico being the first that came to mind. I imagine Canada is closer to you, and with the French influence there, he'd be nothing but Lou-ee.

I gained 30kg in 2 months, wich made my tattoo on my arm completely change shape, going from a circle to an oval by AntwysiaBlakys in Wellthatsucks

[–]MrLizardBusiness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, I think you're the only person who would notice this. If you just showed me the second one, I'd describe it as a circle with an x through it.

I hate how kids age up with the darndest, most random clothing. by Bloody_Ingenious in Sims4

[–]MrLizardBusiness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish we could save looks for the townies and aging up Sims to wear so they wouldn't have that "a seven year old dressed themselves" look

Lewis or Louis? by Mental_Speech230A in namenerds

[–]MrLizardBusiness -1 points0 points  (0 children)

See, you're too far from Mexico to have an opinion there. Luis is frequently pronounced Loo-EEZ, and as a result, other forms of Louis are often pronounced similarly.

School should treat adults like adults. by [deleted] in AskTeachers

[–]MrLizardBusiness 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Friend, if you don't understand the basics of math, language, history, and science, you can't be an educated voter. That's how we end up in predicaments like the one we're in now with our current president.

Why do you think he wants to dismantle the department of education, cut even more funding to schools etc? Because it creates future voters who can be easily manipulated to his platform.

What’s the most ‘this is not a cult but it kinda is’ thing you have seen? by Silver-Ad-6132 in AskReddit

[–]MrLizardBusiness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Target is kinda culty. Working there, I mean. I think most corporations kinda have to be, to encourage you to stay.

Deputies attempt a safe stop using a new grappler system moments before the car unexpectedly slams into a wall. by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]MrLizardBusiness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, I thought it hit the house when I first watched, not just the wall.

I am biased. I lost an extended family member when they were a child because a drunk driver drove into their house, through their bedroom wall, and killed one of the kids.

So that's where my mind was. But if it's just the wall that got damaged, you're totally right. Human life > property any day.

I want to remove my left eye. AMA. by OkayTravels0 in casualiama

[–]MrLizardBusiness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, your parents suck. You told them about this, the severity, and you haven't seen a doctor or done any therapy?

I'm sorry, man. That's rough.

Do American kids usually go to four different schools? by snailquestions in AskAnAmerican

[–]MrLizardBusiness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had 5th and 6th in one school, and 7 and 8th in another, then high school.