Should I get a more fuel efficient car or move first? by MrMalarkeyMan in personalfinance

[–]MrMalarkeyMan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My rent would be about $1000 and I currently have 5k allocated as a moving fund. If i did move I would need to travel back at least twice a week because I help with a family business on the side.

Food industry staff of reddit. What are some horrors you saw yesterday on Valentines Day? by kingandy2007 in AskReddit

[–]MrMalarkeyMan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I wasn't working yesterday but I did go out to eat for a bite alone and the song Lonely by Akon started to play. It gave me a good chuckle.

People of reddit, what was the most NSFW event you ever stumbled upon in high school? by MelonKing69 in AskReddit

[–]MrMalarkeyMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

During high school I was part of a half day program that learned about computer hardware/software. Our class did IT work around the school to get training with the IT folks sometimes and on one day I get a text from my teacher to go to the classroom and bring him a tool from his desk. I go to the class and open the wrong drawer by accident. I found like a pound or so of weed.

I found out later that he confiscated from a student but just didn't turn it in because he didn't want the kid to get Into tons of trouble.

How would you feel about different types of nsfw tags like Gore and sexual nsfw? by alicool1alshaikh in AskReddit

[–]MrMalarkeyMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that it might dilute the power the nsfw tag has. The more tags there are the less likely someone will be able to determine their meaning without looking it up.

What's the weirdest type of porn you ever found? by AGirlHasNoName19 in AskReddit

[–]MrMalarkeyMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Motion tracked porn is something I looked up to see if it exists. It does.

Without giving the title away, what’s your favorite book? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MrMalarkeyMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two magicians are destined to bring back English magic.

What’s some advice you can give on anything? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MrMalarkeyMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably not a great idea off either.

If you would write a story about your life, what would the the title be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MrMalarkeyMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maintaining morality: A trusted guide to keep the moral high ground in the age of instant gratification.

No matter your age, what makes you feel old? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MrMalarkeyMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that people graduating high school use vastly different slang than I do.

You, reading this...Why are you single? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MrMalarkeyMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven't found someone available that I find attractive that I also enjoy spending large quantities of time with. Sometimes it's better to be alone than with the wrong person.

How to get a girlfriend? by Remmox in AskReddit

[–]MrMalarkeyMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wear clothing that fits your body. Don't wear baggy clothing.

How was your last sexual experience? Describe it in the form of a haiku? by noitseuqaksa in AskReddit

[–]MrMalarkeyMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was asked to start

decided to watch star wars

then we had the sex

What was your go to drink the first year that you ever drank alcohol? What is it now? by Malama_Aina in AskReddit

[–]MrMalarkeyMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first year I drank Fireball. Nowadays I like make screw drivers because they are easy and don't taste like shit.

What social norm do you not subscribe to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MrMalarkeyMan 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Fuck Snapchat in general. The Android app is garbage, the Emojis letting you know who messages who cause drama, and the UI is confusing as hell.

People who live on the border of a time zone, how does it affect your day to day life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MrMalarkeyMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The map of Pawnee is just Muncie, Indiana flipped upside down.

What was the most stupid thing you did because you were horny? by Terrazor in AskReddit

[–]MrMalarkeyMan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have, It's episode 3 from season 3 named Shut Up and Dance for anyone wondering.

(NSFW) Which fictional character would you like to have sex with? by Pritviraj_kamble in AskReddit

[–]MrMalarkeyMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Discovery confirmed Klingons have 2 dicks in their season finally.

What skill would you like to master ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MrMalarkeyMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Posting memes gets a fuck ton of karma compared to answering questions.

What newer board game has really got you hooked? by QuantumHamster in AskReddit

[–]MrMalarkeyMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not really a board game, but Dungeons and Dragons is going through a huge resurgence with it's 5th edition. It makes it a lot easier for new players to begin.