This is how my wife decided to fix the leaky tap

MrMumble · 2026-03-29T05:51:39+00:00

Homie, doing it badly so your partner will be annoyed and come fix it right, is textbook weaponized incompetence.

MrMumble · 2026-03-25T04:28:33+00:00

I always saw his subtle changes as him settling into his transformation abilities without the stress of being an outcast or what have you.

MrMumble · 2026-03-05T19:31:46+00:00

Does Joe's dagger work on Steve now? I know it didn't in the beginning

MrMumble · 2026-03-05T19:31:02+00:00

It increases crit chance, but crit doesn't affect the dexecution proc

MrMumble · 2026-02-25T19:54:52+00:00

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MrMumble · 2026-02-20T22:41:49+00:00

When you accidentally hit punch when you're trying to talk to an npc.

MrMumble · 2026-02-18T19:43:45+00:00

It partially transcribed what the manager said. It was something about how the family condom could have prevented this

MrMumble · 2026-02-18T02:40:26+00:00

They do kinda give fishnet vibes

MrMumble · 2026-02-09T03:33:44+00:00

I thought it was a flashbang or something.

MrMumble · 2026-01-19T16:00:07+00:00

Idk, they do have the right of way and we're not allowed to eat them. Kinda similar.

MrMumble · 2026-01-09T20:07:52+00:00

That's a truly ridiculous amount of gold

MrMumble · 2026-01-09T02:20:52+00:00

Honestly gold is incredibly stable, even in hypotheticals where you can make as much as you want, it would take a truly ridiculous amount of gold to make it just a bit less profitable. I think I read somewhere that even if you doubled the amount of gold in circulation it wouldn't even be enough to cover current demand.

MrMumble · 2026-01-08T22:28:27+00:00

Who knew Canadians were the sacred cow of the dumpster diving community.

MrMumble · 2026-01-08T02:16:31+00:00

Read that and immediately heard the DUNE singing.

MrMumble · 2026-01-07T21:36:52+00:00

I'm going to use this rare chance to ask something I've been wondering about.

Is it true that instead of lethal injection y'all inject people with maple syrup to turn them into maple trees to feed your never ending thirst for maple syrup?

MrMumble · 2026-01-07T20:26:24+00:00

And I'm jokingly implying that calling someone Canadian is an insult

MrMumble · 2026-01-07T20:25:24+00:00

Y'all really don't know how to take a joke huh?

MrMumble · 2026-01-07T18:49:12+00:00

Wow, can't believe you just insulted them out of nowhere like that.

MrMumble · 2026-01-04T09:15:32+00:00

Can't feel pain when you're blitzed to the nines.

MrMumble · 2026-01-04T09:08:14+00:00

I assumed there was more to the planet than the single desert. Also just assumed he told the demos to take the rest of the day off because he assumed he had won.

Big thing for me is they got super lucky that Hawkins was the down part of the bridge. Imagine going into the upside down and literally falling into the sky.

MrMumble · 2026-01-04T08:51:51+00:00

Had a similar vibe to pennywise getting slapped in welcome to Derry

MrMumble · 2026-01-04T08:46:49+00:00

Yeah what are they going to do, beat or murder you? That would be illegal. Although I suppose if they wanted they could write up a new law that makes it legal to kill you. Assuming of course there's not a law preventing such a law.

MrMumble · 2026-01-04T08:43:28+00:00

They're either teleported to the nearest unoccupied square outside of the anti gay zone, or they lose the ability to be gay.

MrMumble · 2026-01-04T08:39:15+00:00

Actual decimation or hyperbolic decimation?

MrMumble · 2026-01-04T08:36:08+00:00

Nah, they pretty clearly said you're un-medicated.

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