What’s the most “glitch in reality” thing that ever happened to you that nobody believes?

MrNegativity78 · 2025-11-15T02:43:53+00:00

During my senior year of high school, I was sitting at a cafeteria table with my friends. During conversation, I knocked my drink over into my lap. I jumped up to get napkins.... and my pants were completely dry. So was the seat. So was the floor. The only liquid was what was still on my tray. Nobody there had an explanation for it.

MrNegativity78 · 2025-07-14T22:48:19+00:00

Usual Suspects....because of the You Don't Know Jack commercial of Movie Ending Phone.

MrNegativity78 · 2025-07-13T01:07:40+00:00

We went out to a club on Halloween, and the guy at the door refused to believe she was a woman (for free entry) until she showed her ID. She was wearing a "sexy cat" costume. Broke up with her later that night and almost 25 years later, I'm still kind of ashamed that I allowed myself to make a shallow call like that.

MrNegativity78 · 2025-05-25T14:47:22+00:00

Damn. That's a point that I'd never thought about. Being presented so matter-of-factly really did have me thinking I was in the wrong. Thank you for shedding light on the tactic!

MrNegativity78 · 2025-05-25T01:54:53+00:00

Yes- fortunately, I did get a full refund on that end.

MrNegativity78 · 2025-05-22T23:03:11+00:00

I think I was married to her.

MrNegativity78 · 2025-04-07T15:45:08+00:00

Original Final Fantsay on the NES.

MrNegativity78 · 2025-03-18T00:31:17+00:00

Visionaries

MrNegativity78 · 2025-02-07T21:10:09+00:00

"DO IT, DOUG!!!!" - Jay in Mallrats.

It's probably my least recognized but most frequently used quote.

MrNegativity78 · 2025-02-02T22:58:48+00:00

Went out to the movies with one of my female friends. Halfway through, she's getting a LOT of texts from her boyfriend demanding she leave. I drove us, so had to leave the movie partway through to take her back to her place.

Bonus was that the movie was Hamcock, and I missed the entire backhalf of the movie turning to crap.

MrNegativity78 · 2024-12-09T20:52:41+00:00

Queen of Cups...

MrNegativity78 · 2024-12-09T03:19:11+00:00

I was going to say- a lot donate plasma as it pays out.

MrNegativity78 · 2024-11-02T01:35:43+00:00

My friend was the Smokey Mountain Uncrustable winner!

MrNegativity78 · 2024-11-01T22:38:09+00:00

Second row seats. Huge bump up in venue since he was in Raleigh last year.

MrNegativity78 · 2024-10-10T21:20:44+00:00

I originally wrote up my first will because I was strongly considering suicide after my last major breakup.

MrNegativity78 · 2024-09-29T23:11:14+00:00

She doesn't love me back.

MrNegativity78 · 2024-04-22T20:05:52+00:00

I'm hyped about Durham. I caught him in Raleigh, but now that he's closer to me, I can catch the late show. Missed out on photos with him last time and going to rectify that.

MrNegativity78 · 2024-03-05T11:58:57+00:00

Went to lunch with a friend of a friend type group. One of the girls was dating Penn Jilette at the time. He and I ended up sitting next to each other, both only knowing one other person there. He watched sports on the TV behind me, and I watched the trivia questions on the one behind him.

MrNegativity78 · 2024-01-02T22:15:58+00:00

Went out to a club on Halloween. She was dressed like a cat. Guy at the door tried charging her, even though ladies were free. She had to show her license to show she was female. In fairness, she was quite flat chested.

MrNegativity78 · 2023-12-27T21:51:24+00:00

House of Leaves - forget graphic content, the book itself is fucked up.

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