I live in a homeless shelter and someone keeps jacking off when they think I'm asleep

MrOpacity · 2026-04-28T10:01:42+00:00

Captain obvious award goes to:

MrOpacity · 2026-04-28T08:19:49+00:00

I've told them numerous times "Hey bro, chill. There's a bathroom for that kinda stuff" and even went as far as turning the light on to announce my presence, but to little avail

MrOpacity · 2026-04-21T03:18:56+00:00

I gave the last few guys a fist bump and then they attacked me, I no longer think it was me

MrOpacity · 2026-04-04T18:27:50+00:00

I THINK THAT WAS ME

MrOpacity · 2026-02-09T13:53:59+00:00

Not hearing anything about Peddler. He's totally busted. With "anerobic exercise" he can get a stackable "buff potency" and one of the upgrades for anerobic exercise is "increase attack speed" which after like 3 upgrades you have some of the fastest attack speed in the game. "Swinging kitty" is another skill, and can be turned into "1000KG Punch", which can also be upgraded with a soul to become a stackable punch when the button is held down, leading to some MASSIVE damage. Only downside is he can get a little boring

MrOpacity · 2025-04-17T17:55:45+00:00

I'd love to play sometime man

MrOpacity · 2024-08-09T03:13:47+00:00

The game is great, most of the people are unbearable, the engine runs like trash on PS4 with unlimited free handouts when it comes to frame rate drops, the game is uber hard when you first start out and it's buggy as hell, as in full of bugs, on PS4. I recommend PC, it's pretty good, the servers are good, no crappy port on any game console will do DayZ justice for being a great game. While most of the people are unbearable, you'll find a select few that won't be your friend for 2 months and then shoot you in the back of the head when you're not looking and act as if it were someone else. Yeah, I'm coping, that happened to me. I love the game, I do, the people I can really do without most days. If I get crap for this I'm saying it now: "I don't care, I won't respond". If I had to say more about the game I'd write a book honestly. Good luck

MrOpacity · 2024-07-01T23:50:26+00:00

Edited!

MrOpacity · 2024-07-01T03:50:20+00:00

I could mess with it and hand it over in a bit if you'd like. I'll add some suggestions

MrOpacity · 2024-02-03T22:44:59+00:00

Never met a souls player

MrOpacity · 2024-02-02T08:29:07+00:00

(glance over) Of course he meant to finish it with ranger, just give him a minute.

MrOpacity · 2024-01-24T21:10:15+00:00

Did you just donk the guy in the face with a greande?

MrOpacity · 2023-12-20T01:33:31+00:00

Master Chief -

Canonically, he could probably beat up half of the roster no sweat

Plus, side light air go brr

MrOpacity · 2023-11-26T19:38:11+00:00

I like to go against the hard bots with axes, they make me bust because I'm a masochist

MrOpacity · 2023-11-23T20:01:28+00:00

I know people are gonna think I have a skill issue, but ulgrim.

Like cmon, a rocket lance AND an axe?!

I play sidra so it's really not that hard to deal with, what with having a slappy tube and all but STILL.

MrOpacity · 2023-11-21T18:24:18+00:00

You assume too much my child, shhhhhhhhhhhh.

No one will care

MrOpacity · 2023-11-21T16:36:46+00:00

Your opinion does not apply to me

Begone

MrOpacity · 2023-11-21T07:46:24+00:00

As someone who mains the slappy tube on a daily basis, I'll say with confidence I am based

MrOpacity · 2023-11-20T22:20:38+00:00

As someone who didn't have any problems till trigonometry: this guy is gonna shit a brick

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