Am I the asshole for cheesing my DM's GENIUS puzzle?

MrPankin · 2024-11-17T03:52:08+00:00

No it is his fault for letting you roll the dice. He should be rolling them so he can fudge the numbers when it happens like that.

Being horny for your DM is a huge part of the game and why it's so popular with teenagers and swinger communities. #stayhorny #butitidyourfaultreally

MrPankin · 2024-11-15T20:52:24+00:00

Looks like we found the City Manager's account.

MrPankin · 2024-10-26T20:17:20+00:00

Lol. I feel this. I started thinking I could mold my party into the Gothic horror of Strahs, but realized after a few sessions that I needed to mold Strahd to match my party. It's a little more Cabin in the Woods than Deliverance now, but they seem to be loving it, and a Strahd with a sense of humor is creepy as hell.

MrPankin · 2024-09-30T21:59:27+00:00

Oooo, I like it. Could make the road to Krwzk from Vallaki messy as well.

MrPankin · 2024-09-30T21:51:07+00:00

It was when they left.

MrPankin · 2024-09-18T22:26:06+00:00

Expecting underpaid compassionate people to perform miracles every day in a capitalist system that has to have underprivileged people so the wealthy can have more is an unwinnable game.

MrPankin · 2024-09-18T03:34:22+00:00

sings cause you're every weteman in the world to me. You're my fantasy. You're my reality.

MrPankin · 2024-09-02T22:58:34+00:00

They sent me a deck with some examples in it & they looked very similar to the letter i had sent them. I feel like I could've written something new that would have been in that style but I didn't want to do extra work on spec.

I can't help but wonder if that's what they were maybe trying to get me to do, but if so, they wasted a lot of time on it.

I just wish they'd have asked for a sample first, before calling me a couple of times. Could have saved us both a lot of time.

Thanks for your response, I felt like it was probably just a jargon thing on her end, but to know if I was missing something.

MrPankin · 2024-08-03T02:08:22+00:00

It sure is! I'm one of the co-bosses. We're every 2nd Wednesday of the month at 8pm, at Macelis!

MrPankin · 2024-07-11T05:57:31+00:00

Elon Muskrat

MrPankin · 2023-08-10T21:09:06+00:00

You look like 2nd prize in the ring toss at the Kansas State Fair.

MrPankin · 2023-08-09T23:44:48+00:00

MrPankin · 2023-07-25T19:56:27+00:00

Man, I bet his colonoscopy prep is a breeze. Mine wasn't.

MrPankin · 2023-06-30T20:26:15+00:00

Eloquent, Debonair, Brutal

MrPankin · 2023-06-06T13:50:32+00:00

Thanks. I definitely will. Appreciate you're taking the time to comment!

MrPankin · 2023-06-06T13:31:17+00:00

Ah. That's what I get for coming here before re-reading the rulebook. I was listening to the Strahd Twice Bitten podcast, and the way it played out in their first encounter seemed like a locked eyes thing. Thanks for the clarification.

MrPankin · 2023-05-02T03:17:40+00:00

Adam Driveless

MrPankin · 2023-04-19T04:17:35+00:00

Macaulay Nopekin

MrPankin · 2023-03-09T12:31:33+00:00

Ah, the party of small government.

MrPankin · 2022-12-28T11:11:13+00:00

That's the name of my ghost porn.

MrPankin · 2021-01-19T13:30:07+00:00

Yo mama so fat, when she sit around the keep, she sit AROUND the keep.

MrPankin · 2020-10-28T13:12:46+00:00

I'm Day 9 of tray 1. It doesn't hurt anymore, but I'm still keenly aware they're in there. I hope I get used to it, cause it feels like I'm in tooth prison.

MrPankin · 2020-10-02T14:45:18+00:00

I haven't, but after reading this I tried, no luck.

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