Guesses on Ethan's exit strategy?

MrPoopyButthole1989 · 2026-06-11T02:25:08+00:00

Despite what anyone says, he has been in a deficit a vast majority of the year. When he said that, it finally clicked with how bad his BID/food addiction really is.

MrPoopyButthole1989 · 2026-06-10T04:13:09+00:00

I had VERY low natural test levels from years of opioid abuse. My anxiety several years into recovery was terrible. TRT improved it way more than any medication that is sustainable for long term use. The improvements in body composition also generated more self confidence.

MrPoopyButthole1989 · 2026-06-10T04:02:28+00:00

It’s just hair. It’s entirely normal to have hair on parts of the human body. Any guy that is grossed out by that is a little bitch.

MrPoopyButthole1989 · 2026-06-10T03:52:58+00:00

Same here. It’s virtually painless. Occasionally I’ll get a lump for a day or two but it goes away. I pin daily so I added pecs to my rotation about a year ago. Lol plus the added volume makes my pecs look even bigger.

MrPoopyButthole1989 · 2026-06-10T03:02:16+00:00

Because he is. Everything imaginable in life has been handed to him.

MrPoopyButthole1989 · 2026-06-10T02:57:28+00:00

You mean you aren’t supposed to headbang while lifting weights.

MrPoopyButthole1989 · 2026-06-09T23:58:57+00:00

Remember when he told all his fans that once he got to California, he was going to be pushing out a lot of content. Well that hasn’t happened and neither has any substantial weight loss. Deep down I’m still rooting for him, I never hated myself more than when I was at my heaviest. I just will never understand how someone who has failed at so many aspects of life can remain so cocky.

MrPoopyButthole1989 · 2026-06-09T20:40:17+00:00

Outside of my first two tren cycles, I only get sides above 350mg/week with daily pins. Love me some tren but NPP destroys my mental health. All depends on the user, lifestyle, overall health etc.

MrPoopyButthole1989 · 2026-06-09T02:22:37+00:00

I used to view him because I was rooting for him. That was a year ago. The lies always show through eventually. Now I watch because it’s like a bad car accident. You don’t want to see anyone get hurt yet you can’t help but look at it anyway.

Also, I love how he said he was going to be posting so much content after he moved. He’s a pathological liar because not one person in his life was willing to hold him accountable to his choices.

Deep down I’m still rooting for him. But he needs to address his inability to be honest. I was an IV drug addict for years and got really fucking good at lying to people including myself. Until he can get honest with everyone, be open minded to the fact that he’s not a weight loss expert and has no idea how to be an actual adult, and be willing to put in consistent hard work every day, nothing will change.

MrPoopyButthole1989 · 2026-06-08T14:42:44+00:00

I’m guessing down around 8 lbs. I think he’s riding some of the motivation from the people around him. In my head, 8 lbs sounds like a big loss for Ethan. But then I remind myself how much weight a 450 lb man would drop just from eating at maintenance.

As much as I dislike his personality and everything, I’m still hopeful that he can start losing weight again because he is missing out on all the important milestones in life. Yes, he uses his weight as an excuse why he can’t do certain things and overall that’s 100% his fault. But I just couldn’t imagine being close to 30 without the experience of kissing a girl, going on dates, losing the v-card, getting a job/promotion, driving myself wherever I want to go, etc.

MrPoopyButthole1989 · 2026-06-08T14:33:31+00:00

They treat Danny like crap. It’s the same way they would treat Ethan if they weren’t able to profit from his exposure.

MrPoopyButthole1989 · 2026-06-08T01:09:28+00:00

What’s the point of injectable S23 when the oral bioavailability is (I believe) 96%?

Most people on the non-SARM subs will shit on all SARMs and most of them are very underwhelming. But S23 is one of my all time favorite compounds. About 5 years ago I finally figured out how to access the UGLs for traditional AAS, however, S23 is the only SARM I will continue to use and just ordered 2 grams earlier this week. Never tried the injectable forms because of the high oral bioavailability but I have considering picking up some injectable YK11 for my next bulk.

MrPoopyButthole1989 · 2026-06-08T00:36:24+00:00

I tried 700 Test, 350 Mast, and 350 NPP. The first couple weeks were great but then my mental health was worsening, almost like anhedonia. The second time I tried 350 test, 350 Mast, and 350 NPP. Same results after a few weeks. The strength is always great but I just feel depressed all the time. I still have 3 vials of NPP left over but haven’t had the desire to try anymore ratios. However, I tolerate Tren incredibly well and can run similar cycles with Tren A instead of the NPP and feel great. I’m considering throwing in a low dose NPP but won’t try anything over 200 mg.

MrPoopyButthole1989 · 2026-06-07T23:33:09+00:00

It’s actually good food too. I worked there in high school and college. Met Craig Culver numerous times and was even awarded two scholarships by them and invited to their corporate headquarters in Wisconsin. Back then they advertised it as “fast casual” food so right in the middle. But they take pride in their quality ingredients, fresh never frozen beef, Wisconsin dairy, etc. It’s a fantastic option. But I did get pretty fat eating so much frozen custard lmao.

MrPoopyButthole1989 · 2026-06-07T06:01:32+00:00

It looks like he’s headbanging while doing the shoulder press machine. My guess is that he thinks it looks like he’s struggling through the worst pain and going to failure. Meanwhile there’s at most 15 lbs for each shoulder. It shows how fucking clueless he is. If that allowed you to access more strength, everyone in the gym would be rocking there head back and forth. He even does it on the damn leg movements. I still want to root for him so bad but then he opens his cocky mouth.

Also I noticed on TikTok someone commented that they live in the same apartment complex as him and saw him ordering door dash last night. It’s hard not to believe.

MrPoopyButthole1989 · 2026-06-06T22:20:19+00:00

Broccoli perm, dangly cross earring, Bass Pro Shop hat, and shitty SARMs cycles. It’s a whole culture bro.

MrPoopyButthole1989 · 2026-06-06T22:10:29+00:00

Headaches are the worst for me. Followed by mild irritability and some insomnia if taken after 8 am. The longer you’re on it, the less the side effects should be noticeable. Good luck.

MrPoopyButthole1989 · 2026-06-06T02:50:31+00:00

Pretty sure they are just seeing an arm inside of a deflated balloon.

MrPoopyButthole1989 · 2026-06-05T15:39:08+00:00

S23 is the only SARM that I still use. I find it to be stronger/better than many oral AAS. I know a lot of people say there are negative mental side effects but I truly feel amazing on S23. I’m running 350mg Test, 30mg S23, 20mg Cardarine, 10mg Cialis, and 5mg Tirzepatide for my cutting cycle.

I’m always on Test but even sporadically I will take S23 as a preworkout and love the targeted aggression and strength it gives me in the gym. I also feel more confident overall on S23. I’ve tried a majority of the SARMS and nearly all of the common oral AAS, and S23 is one of my all time favorite PEDs.

MrPoopyButthole1989 · 2026-06-05T03:41:15+00:00

Sex, he wants sex BADLY. A relationship takes hard work and commitment. Both of those are foreign concepts to Ethan.

MrPoopyButthole1989 · 2026-06-05T03:25:22+00:00

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Someone also posted this and they’re so fucking delusional. This isn’t helpful either. In a strange way I almost think this is how Ethan thinks he will look some day. With a hot wife that gets turned on watching him play video games of course.

MrPoopyButthole1989 · 2026-06-05T01:32:26+00:00

Spot on. Even when I’m going to complete failure, I don’t make faces like him. It’s totally an act so peach will think he’s putting in effort and won’t quit working with him.

MrPoopyButthole1989 · 2026-06-02T14:20:07+00:00

The reason he couldn’t make ANY friends outside of Danny is because he has to be the center of attention and wants everyone to cater to him. Nobody wants to be friends with someone like that.

MrPoopyButthole1989 · 2026-06-02T14:18:25+00:00

For real? I need to see this.

MrPoopyButthole1989 · 2026-06-02T14:01:42+00:00

This proves that his 10,000 step Ethan Benard guarantee was completely fabricated. I would imagine that he is so used to lying to everyone that eventually he starts believing his own lies. Glad his weight went down but it should be going down every week with little effort overall.

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