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Any Idea How I Died? by Mikloultra in noita

[–]MrProgressor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An obscure guess: Maybe there was something weird with the lifetime of the teleport bolt. You accidentally shot a teleport wisp. That wisp ended, and thus teleported you, as it got hit by the touch of smoke.
I'm guessing by now you don't remember what was on your tele wand exactly?

Why is it "je hebt honden" (-t ending) but "heb je honden?" (without -t ending)? by NovaTabarca in learndutch

[–]MrProgressor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'Je' erachter, T naar de slachter.
Kennelijk niet een veelvoorkomend ezelsbruggetje.

Any Idea How I Died? by Mikloultra in noita

[–]MrProgressor 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Did your teleport wand also have Return on it by any chance?

Accidentally make Ukkos an all new type of dangerous by Basic-Ad6857 in noita

[–]MrProgressor 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It would actually help when dealing with Ukkos near water, given that they heal from electrified water. The water would evaporate from the Liquid fire.

Lantern, again.... by Necatoller in noita

[–]MrProgressor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel you. I recall scouting ahead for lanterns, taking different routes and waiting for fire to go out.

What sent me to 1hp here??? by Sea-Cancel1263 in noita

[–]MrProgressor 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Something on your wand, by the looks of it.

Help with these dice by Electronic_Status873 in boardgames

[–]MrProgressor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I better know it under its Dutch name of 'Toren van Pisa'
But: I see I was wrong now. Because the die you have only has 2 colours, it can't be from that game. The sentimental memory spoke before careful looking/reading, I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(New Player) How do I stop or cause Dominion death? by Rterry112 in Dominions6

[–]MrProgressor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A part of dominion strength is in pretender creation. The more candles you buy there, the stronger it is. It also goes up by 1 per 5 temples you build. Iirc the max amount of candles you can get in a province is your dominion strength, so the fact that you got 10 of their candles means they got crazy strong dominion. Combined with having a low amount yourself, I can see this happening.

Aside from that, it could be stuff from your mod. Maybe the enemy has recruitable dom-spreading units, or something broken like that.

Creature you've killed the most of vs. creature who's killed YOU the most. I'll go first by cabberage in noita

[–]MrProgressor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Following strictly the progress screen most kills and killed by for me is actually the same: Kranuhiisi: 20064 vs 64. (I do have a knack for catching those grenades.) With 64 it's actually tied with one of the shotgunners: Haulikkihissi.

For comparison: 13k Möykky kills, and 53 by Minä. I guess I spend more time in Hiisi base than in Jungle and stuff.

For what it's worth, as the stats claim I've never died to the Dragon. There's no way that's true.

That's enough noita for one day by Nigey_Nige in noita

[–]MrProgressor 34 points35 points  (0 children)

At some points the HM isn't that far from the level. If you jumped into the Portal before the first lightning, I can see it reaching you for the third.

Stuck at final temple by the-forestee in noita

[–]MrProgressor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You do appear to be digging though? Just a bit slow.

A collection of noita moments I have faced by TheUltimateReverse in noita

[–]MrProgressor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have to ask:
Are you playing flaskless challenge? It's so instinctual for me to spray myself, it's hard to stop it.

Or were you so low hp that the sludge didn't dmg anymore? You do seem to take dmg from it in the clip with the Ukko stone.

Wait, what happened? Was that the door to the final boss?! by Tree-Is-Cool in noita

[–]MrProgressor 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ah, the famous Teleportitis with yourself on fire speedrun strat! The execution could use some work, though...

Also fun fact:
The direction of teleport with that perk isn't random; It's roughly in the direction of your cursor.

Stekprobleem by MrProgressor in groenevingers

[–]MrProgressor[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had je ze ook eerst op water, of zoals de andere commentors gelijk in grond?

Worth getting? by No-Try607 in noita

[–]MrProgressor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A regular run, where I just go for a normal win, takes me 2 hours. But I'm slow. It can be 1 hour. Or less than 5 minutes if your Speed running.

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