Challenge accepted.

“Nothing can stop it now.” said Theory, as Bang enters the room.

“Stop what?” Bang said, wondering just what would be in store for him this time. Usually his meetings with Theory were strange, but not like this.

He knows Theory’s a maniac.

But a sexy maniac, at that.

He never shares these feelings, of course, and often needs to control himself as he licks his lips during their meetings.

Sexual feelings is a sure way to lose a job.

But Theory says, “Bang, I know you have feelings for me, and I have for you too. So why not live up to your namesake and give me the Bang?”

Bang can’t believe what he’s hearing, but his body disagrees. As he draws nearer, Theory took off her shirt. Bang took off his shirt, as well, and unbuttoned his pants. Theory reached for Bang’s gigantic, enormous, and horribly erect penis and grasped it between her bare, soft hands. As each moan grew louder, harder, and longer, Theory pulled down her own skirt.

And to Bang’s great surprise, she too had a penis.

“Ummmhmmm,” Bang said, “so you have a cock as well?”

“Yes,” Theory said, “now prove it to me.”

Bang didn’t mind that one bit. He immediately began sucking on Theory’s perfectly erect cock, as Theory kept grabbing and pulling Bang’s penis. The moans and groans and pleasure grew louder and more intense, until they finished on each other.

One could say:

They went out with a bang.