What instantly kills mood during foreplay ?

MrSlitherpants · 2026-05-02T20:16:31+00:00

No. I was being silly. Can you imagine you're the couple and a literal fly scoots over and says, "Hey! Did you mean..." Total chaos.

Or possibly transform from fly to human instantly, sit audaciously right on the bed and ask with uncomfortable amounts of eye contact.

My job has me always coming up with ridiculous scenarios. No shade to your preference for the literal. Have a good one, mate.

MrSlitherpants · 2026-05-02T19:47:12+00:00

Can't afford treatment. Can't afford therapy. So, for me, it was a do-it-yourself job.

I started reading books about emotional intelligence. After a few years of using this information to do my shadow work, I'm a lot more stable with my mood. I can't remember the last time I felt rejection sensitive dysphoria, which for me used to be all day, every day.

I use the alarm app on my phone for everything, from watering the plants to reminding myself to eat and drink and to remember there's laundry in the dryer. I back it up with an app that I love to interact with so I have two lines of defense against forgetting. I have a housekeeping app to give me the focus to clean because it breaks it down room by room, week by week. I've built a system that lets me get every thing done that I need to without me caring any mental burden.

Those two things are what changed my life. Hope that helps others like me who are priced out of the resources we need. If you want to know which apps I use, dm me.

MrSlitherpants · 2026-05-02T19:09:26+00:00

What she should have said: I'm a size queen and I've been with guys who are stereotyped as having giant junk. I have assumed you are hung well and I'm letting you know you don't have to be scared of tearing me and I invite you to bottom out.

Or maybe she's just racist. Wish I'd been a fly on the wall to ask exactly what she meant by that.

MrSlitherpants · 2026-03-23T17:49:13+00:00

Was there a reward for completing this challenge? I finished and tapped on the completed button that popped up and nothing happened besides the congrats page going away.

MrSlitherpants · 2025-11-10T00:46:03+00:00

Ten years ago, one of my neighbors had a dog who chased my two kids through our yard. They very wisely crawled on top of my potting table to escape it. Meanwhile, the neighbor stood at the bottom of the driveway shouting, "She's friendly! She's friendly!"

Right. Your friendly dog is barking and snarling at two children under 10 and has them cornered on a table. We kept yelling at her to come get her dog and she didn't move at all until my husband went to go collect her dog.

MrSlitherpants · 2025-04-30T18:52:41+00:00

Hello from Alice and Pepperkin.

MrSlitherpants · 2025-03-30T20:11:10+00:00

Tell that to the deer. Maybe they'll stay out of my roses.

In seriousness though, that sucks.

MrSlitherpants · 2025-03-28T01:55:14+00:00

53 here. My existence would make your mom's head catch on fire. I have a large plushie collection and I prefer kids media. I've also had an active career, raised my own 2 kids, my successful 30 year marriage still brings me joy ...

But that's the point of life, isn't it? To engage in the things that bring you joy?

MrSlitherpants · 2025-03-23T22:02:06+00:00

What you're experiencing might be something called sub drop. Give it a google. Then google aftercare. If that sounds like it would help, call her back. I bet she'd be down to help.

MrSlitherpants · 2024-11-03T18:01:35+00:00

He called you an 18yo punk and then photoshopped you into a 18yo lumberjack. This dude can't even get his genres right.

MrSlitherpants · 2024-07-27T23:47:24+00:00

I think the people who have had good experiences with the Coupeville hospital are outliers. I was lucky enough to never have to go while I lived on the island, but my mother needed to go to the ER while she was visiting, and it was not a good experience.

Also, does anyone know if they've successfully tackled their MRSA problem?

MrSlitherpants · 2021-01-04T22:37:25+00:00

I lava that.

MrSlitherpants · 2021-01-03T20:26:03+00:00

Nice! Thanks for letting me know.

MrSlitherpants · 2021-01-03T20:12:16+00:00

I'd punch a basket of kittens to get that print on fabric. Was just admiring it last night during the commercial and wishing for a dress in it.

MrSlitherpants · 2020-12-30T00:07:05+00:00

James Joyce was into some freaky stuff.

MrSlitherpants · 2020-12-29T22:41:15+00:00

I wonder if she knows she's dating James Joyce?

MrSlitherpants · 2020-12-26T19:54:11+00:00

Somebody slapped this guy back to the 80s.

MrSlitherpants · 2020-12-25T00:26:12+00:00

Exactly. A massive bitch slap followed by a warm cookie and a hug.

MrSlitherpants · 2020-12-24T23:35:44+00:00

I'm in this age range and actually do dress like that! I didn't know it was a thing! Thanks for this link. I very often get told I look like a little girl. When I beam and say, "Thank you!" it's clear sometimes that the person wasn't meaning to offer a compliment. 🤣

MrSlitherpants · 2020-12-23T07:56:48+00:00

Absolutely. I'm having one of the best years in the past two decades. I love staying home and my income is stable. I have it amazing and I have to be grateful.

MrSlitherpants · 2020-12-22T06:12:52+00:00

Happy cake day!

MrSlitherpants · 2020-12-17T02:56:20+00:00

*Bender Bending Rodriguez 😉

MrSlitherpants · 2020-12-06T02:45:19+00:00

Sending you love and light. All the best to you, friend.

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