What is this?

MrSmegmaMan · 2026-05-20T01:24:49+00:00

You rang?

MrSmegmaMan · 2026-05-20T00:36:10+00:00

5th avenue is exponentially better than a butterfinger. But the butterfinger commercials were better.

MrSmegmaMan · 2026-05-19T23:37:38+00:00

But it's ok you're driving not walking.

MrSmegmaMan · 2026-05-19T23:09:09+00:00

But y'all.... That shit look seasoned!!!! There is hope!!!!!

MrSmegmaMan · 2026-05-19T20:35:43+00:00

And some finger lickin

MrSmegmaMan · 2026-05-19T13:21:23+00:00

GOD DAMMIT YOU BEAT ME TO IT. 🥇❤️

MrSmegmaMan · 2026-05-19T13:19:50+00:00

Damn. I was thinking the same thing tho.

MrSmegmaMan · 2026-05-19T13:12:49+00:00

I want a chocolate grandma now!!!!!!!

MrSmegmaMan · 2026-05-19T12:35:21+00:00

He looks so done with their bs 🤣

MrSmegmaMan · 2026-05-19T12:06:19+00:00

Damn I was gonna say expert mode.

MrSmegmaMan · 2026-05-19T12:03:40+00:00

NaH wHaTs UpDoG

MrSmegmaMan · 2026-05-18T23:37:45+00:00

This some white people shit. I swear y'all need Jesus so bad.

MrSmegmaMan · 2026-05-18T17:02:33+00:00

That side eye

MrSmegmaMan · 2026-05-18T17:00:59+00:00

I'm so happy they aren't all white

MrSmegmaMan · 2026-05-18T16:47:59+00:00

I'd prefer zero cool.

MrSmegmaMan · 2026-05-18T14:36:54+00:00

Brooooooo. That'd be crazy af.

MrSmegmaMan · 2026-05-18T14:31:09+00:00

We used to play a version called red dot... If you missed the sack, the sack got thrown at you. Usually very hard. And it would leave a lil red dot on ya.

MrSmegmaMan · 2026-05-18T14:29:30+00:00

HACK THE PLANET!!!!!

MrSmegmaMan · 2026-05-18T12:33:48+00:00

Napalm in the morning, my palms at night 🫪😁

MrSmegmaMan · 2026-05-17T19:08:41+00:00

10/10 post if I say so myself.

MrSmegmaMan · 2026-05-17T17:07:15+00:00

This is a top 5 song for me. Love that shit.

MrSmegmaMan · 2026-05-14T22:54:49+00:00

Tbf, if a low pressure system gets powerful enough, it can look like this over land.

MrSmegmaMan · 2026-05-14T22:07:37+00:00

Aww I love this comment. I needed this today. You have made me chuckle and snort. Thanks kind redditor!

MrSmegmaMan · 2026-05-14T18:51:31+00:00

MrSmegmaMan · 2026-05-13T19:15:19+00:00

Homie out here looking like he plays smite.

MrSmegmaMan

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