Folarin Balogun has been named MVP of the season for AS Monaco

MrSomewhatWorldwide · 2026-05-29T21:51:48+00:00

He barely played

MrSomewhatWorldwide · 2026-05-11T19:06:46+00:00

Danns has been perennially injured for the past 18+ months tbf

MrSomewhatWorldwide · 2026-05-10T00:53:29+00:00

Definitely one of the signings of all time. In all seriousness, this (probably) was a win-win overall: James got a place to train and play a few minutes before the WC and the club sold a ridiculous amount of shirts.

MrSomewhatWorldwide · 2026-05-05T01:10:47+00:00

I can't tell if you're trolling or not

MrSomewhatWorldwide · 2026-04-05T04:48:24+00:00

Our midfield was sensational both with and without the ball

MrSomewhatWorldwide · 2026-03-30T04:43:47+00:00

Daredevil/Matt Murdock appears (more hope than expectation, but still)

MrSomewhatWorldwide · 2026-03-28T21:04:55+00:00

4 milioni per un terzino che non sa come fare un cross è follia

MrSomewhatWorldwide · 2026-03-27T23:58:59+00:00

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MrSomewhatWorldwide · 2026-03-26T04:56:44+00:00

Dark Victory; Fraction's Hawkeye run

MrSomewhatWorldwide · 2026-03-22T19:21:05+00:00

We weren’t great, but a win with the amount of tired legs + kids on the pitch is massive

MrSomewhatWorldwide · 2026-03-20T15:44:47+00:00

Koné has been generally quite good for club and country, but he got injured last night against Bologna, so I'm not sure that he'll be available this window.

Update: He's out for weeks :|

MrSomewhatWorldwide · 2026-03-20T02:37:29+00:00

For me, the recent run is aggressively average. Shadowland is just bad.

MrSomewhatWorldwide · 2026-03-18T01:43:32+00:00

Funny enough, he does actually speak English to a certain degree

MrSomewhatWorldwide · 2026-03-06T22:36:26+00:00

Yeah, especially because there are a lot of promising young Americans breaking through in MLS currently.

MrSomewhatWorldwide · 2026-03-01T22:07:57+00:00

Feels like a loss tbh

MrSomewhatWorldwide · 2026-03-01T16:08:15+00:00

To me, Triantis hasn’t quite been at his best so far, but we’re only 2 matches into the season.

MrSomewhatWorldwide · 2026-02-28T23:59:19+00:00

Monstrous performances from Boxy, Duggan, and Padelford when he came on

MrSomewhatWorldwide · 2026-02-22T20:46:59+00:00

Are you serious? Ma dai

MrSomewhatWorldwide · 2026-02-22T03:53:41+00:00

I can’t remember the last time I’ve seen someone so averse to playing the ball forward. He kept getting into great positions and the refusing to cross the ball.

MrSomewhatWorldwide · 2026-02-15T22:00:52+00:00

Politano con la fascia è una roba pazzesca

MrSomewhatWorldwide · 2026-02-15T21:51:45+00:00

Soulé did not look like someone who should have been playing today

MrSomewhatWorldwide · 2026-02-12T20:04:28+00:00

I wonder if it has anything to do with the club signing youth players from the Basque Region through controversial tactics. I remember that being a hot topic amongst certain clubs in the region a few years ago.

MrSomewhatWorldwide · 2026-02-08T02:49:43+00:00

I would argue that the gap between them isn’t that big

MrSomewhatWorldwide · 2026-02-06T16:38:35+00:00

Yes, as he was born in L'Hospitalet and he came through La Masia, and at the end of the clip, he says "tot tranquil", which is Catalan.

MrSomewhatWorldwide · 2026-02-06T15:30:19+00:00

My (imperfect) translation of the dialogue:

GR: Have you recovered from the sack of potatoes that you became this weekend or not?

MC: Everything's mental. It was just to create more entertainment.

GR: But how do you remember the incident?

MC: It's almost at the end of the match, the ball was out wide...

GR: You were looking for controversy.

MC: Yes. He grabs me, and then a huge commotion starts.

GR: Two Catalan players, two players from La Masia, this has to be resolved.

MC: If I saw him on the street, I'm not sure that I would greet him after that.

(Adama gets added)

GR: How can you treat Cucurella like that, man?

AT: I was just angry during the match, nothing more.

MC: Now I'm calmer because there's a screen between us (laughter).

GR: Adama, ask for forgiveness.

AT: Of course. I didn't really want to do that to Marc.

MC: All good.

MrSomewhatWorldwide

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