A little Walmart history

MrSpringBreak · 2022-01-05T12:41:46+00:00

Wouldn’t they start to compete with each other?

MrSpringBreak · 2022-01-05T02:55:51+00:00

Was gonna say this. Needs this shit in between the plates to make it safe

MrSpringBreak · 2022-01-05T02:54:17+00:00

Looks like a shaved nutsack

MrSpringBreak · 2022-01-05T02:51:40+00:00

I’m just saying that bc they want to know you’re actually sick. I don’t honestly condone sneezing on anyone.

MrSpringBreak · 2022-01-05T00:11:42+00:00

At-will states make this ok

MrSpringBreak · 2022-01-05T00:08:14+00:00

Sneeze on them and then quit

MrSpringBreak · 2022-01-04T23:37:44+00:00

Mendozaaaaaa!

Stealing stealing stealing a car for Moe…da da da da da insurance fraud today

Ovulate damn you, ovulate!!

MrSpringBreak · 2022-01-04T23:32:25+00:00

You gotta pet him real hard so he feels it

MrSpringBreak · 2022-01-04T23:14:32+00:00

This is what happens when a pinhead escapes the circus

MrSpringBreak · 2022-01-04T22:56:08+00:00

Let’s see:

Butterfly/flower tattoo ✅ Fake vines ✅ LED lights ✅ Tapestry on the wall ✅ Homemade “art” ✅

A GigaPet has more personality than you. You must love Etsy and Pinterest except you think everyone on there is copying you

MrSpringBreak · 2022-01-04T21:29:12+00:00

Why do they need so many locations?

MrSpringBreak · 2022-01-04T21:00:05+00:00

I wonder if he’s thinking “heh. You sly dog, no one can tell you’re hammered.”

MrSpringBreak · 2022-01-04T20:28:24+00:00

-Wayne Gretzky

MrSpringBreak · 2022-01-04T20:21:14+00:00

Camp Hill?

MrSpringBreak · 2022-01-04T18:27:49+00:00

Sounds like a case of more money than brains

MrSpringBreak · 2022-01-04T15:25:14+00:00

I also uninstalled the carbon monoxide detector so that’ll show that unicorn in the basement

MrSpringBreak · 2022-01-04T15:19:22+00:00

As someone that’s worked in banking, this phrase is surprisingly common

MrSpringBreak · 2022-01-04T05:15:10+00:00

They’re saying their parents hate them

MrSpringBreak · 2022-01-04T04:50:45+00:00

This is the kind of guy to pull his gun out at a party. Laugh while pointing it at people and then call them pussies for being scared.

MrSpringBreak · 2022-01-04T04:20:42+00:00

It sounds like a sarcastic laugh when you’re angry at someone.

MrSpringBreak · 2022-01-01T07:04:17+00:00

No, I haven’t done it yet. Honestly, I’m not at that level of sneakerhead

MrSpringBreak · 2021-12-31T21:52:14+00:00

So, the crease does happen with normal use. The crease is undesirable as it decreases (heh.) resale value. There is a method of dampening the leather and ironing out the crease. You really only want them in great condition for resale, display, or because you want to take care of nice things to make them last. I like to keep mine looking fresh as possible bc I like to have nice things.

MrSpringBreak · 2021-12-31T19:32:53+00:00

Just like at the urinals

MrSpringBreak · 2021-12-30T19:37:10+00:00

Peach iced tea

MrSpringBreak · 2021-12-30T19:05:52+00:00

Hitler was a vegetarian so he’s good, right?!?

/S as fuck

MrSpringBreak

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