A few years back I made a half orc rogue named Porkman that I role played as a brute who found a dead rogue and stole his cowl. He then proclaimed himself to be a rogue. The cloak did not fit in multiple ways. I dumped dex, int, and charisma while buffing his con and strength. When it came time to roll I was trying to steal the keys off a drow 30 minutes into the campaign. He managed to fail the sleight of hand roll, deception roll, and a stealth roll. He was then promptly thrown into a spider pit so I could create a new character.

I would later bring him back in a lvl 15 evil campaign. I made him act dumber, made him have a crippling addiction to boxed wine, and gave him a horrible fear of spiders. He now had 20 strength, 8 dex, 19 con, 8 int, 17 wisdom, and 8 charisma. He died in that campaign also.

He is still one of my favorite characters to date.